Originally Posted by
Doomsdan/2078
SO...it turns out that, this whole time, my dog is allergic to grass. Her pussy and belly were all fucked up and crusty from walking through the grass.
So now my dog takes 1 Zyrtec every day, and her pussy is so clean you could eat off it.
While, obviously, I am happy for ANnie, selfishly, I am happy for myself as well.
I know longer have to live with the stigma of being 'that guy whose dog's pussy is all fucked up".
You see all these magazines, with glamorized, airbrushed images of perfect dog pussies, and it just creates unrealistic expectations.
I'd be at a swanky cocktail party, and a group of guests would be gathered in a circle, talking about how immaculate their dogs' respective pussies were, and I would just have to lower my head and slink away, or make an excuse about having to use the bathroom.
But now, when I meet someone, I can shake their hand, look directly into their eyes, and say with all confidence, "Hello, my name is Dan, and Yes, my dog's pussy is perfect.
Thanks wu-corp, again, for all of your support.
