Slippy's "get your game up" thread.

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Originally Posted by Infinity tha God

Say tho slip, wasnt you an Tek goin round an round bout how you think you a pimp and you was steady reppin that shit? Gotta check tha first page. I broke my own rule on this post, I always check my facts first. Memory should serve me more correct than a good dope man tho.

None.:spin:

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Still, all that shit is irrelvant, I never claimed to be a pink suit stereotypical pimp. This thread is about how to deal with relationships, and everything that comes with it, not how many bitches does slippy slap around on a day to day basis. Truth be told, I never had to slap a bitfch to get what I want. If you have girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

I'm the kind of guy your wife will take your hard earned cash, just to put gas in my ride. Considering what gas prices are, and I drive an SUV, it turns out to be a pretty penny. That's the shit i'm on, and you come home wonder why she's in a good mood today? That's b-cuz I fucked her on the pillow you sleep on, and you thoght that wet spot was from your own slobber!

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Originally Posted by marauder1

I dated a woman once and she turned lesbian after we broke up, now how's that for pimpin?

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That's pimpin backwards homey, you need to run lesbians back to the allmighty cock sauce.

Most women are born lesbians, but some turn to lickalotpus lifestyle only after being in several bad reationships with men. I know a few lesbians and they all say that there's a stronger emotional connection between two women then with a man and woman.

The trick is build that strong emotional bond with her, show her that senstivitey you have, while still showing her your the man, attend to her needs first and then dick her raw, shell come back around. Some lesbians are just looking for a real man in the wrong places. Just make sure you make her reach multiple orgasms, the way only a man can and maybe someday she'll bring one of her ex-girlfriends into the bedroom.*;:Y

shuttup

Speak on it my nigga speak on it

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Originally Posted by marauder1

shuttup

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If you have a problem with my answers you should cease in posting up relationships, I can't be responible for you lack of ability to please a woman.:'o

Save me Slippy! Save me!

Slipaaaaaaaay, I got this chick I used ta fucks with that wants me to returned some borrowed money. Its like a bill. What do I do? It's been a year and she still dont get it.

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Originally Posted by TUCO

when i said "wucorp's finest" i meant the doppleganging loonies runnin' amock within the General Talk....em dudes keepin wucorp alive with em random threads but sumtimes yall be gettin outta handdddd lol...much love tho

and no...im still not Slippy

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I never can figure out if am actually some other poster pretending to be me traped in the spaces between are minds

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Originally Posted by Infinity tha God

Slipaaaaaaaay, I got this chick I used ta fucks with that wants me to returned some borrowed money. Its like a bill. What do I do? It's been a year and she still dont get it.

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I've never had this problem myself but...........

It's been a year, if she was gonna get someone after you she would have done it by now, if you don't want nothing to do with her tell her to fuck off. Just say Slippy told me tell you to fuck off you stink bitch.

It sounds like she just wants an exscuse to keep in contact with you. If you want my advice, fuck her again and borrow some more money, if she keeps loaning it out, keeping borrowing it. Let it build, she'll come to her senses when she can't make her car payment and your out riding.

slippy yo son this crazy bitch i used to work with sent me an email talkin bout imma find u...i think its beacuse i made her swallow my dick juice...should i leave it alone or should i beat her ass?????

i wanna learn pimpin!!!

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Originally Posted by bronzbody

slippy yo son this crazy bitch i used to work with sent me an email talkin bout imma find u...i think its beacuse i made her swallow my dick juice...should i leave it alone or should i beat her ass?????

i wanna learn pimpin!!!

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what's the problem? she swallows dick juice, let her find you so she can swallow more dick juice. You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp

what's the problem? she swallows dick juice, let her find you so she can swallow more dick juice. You say that like it's a bad thing.

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yeah but the problem is..she keeps sending me them wierd ass e-mails and shit...like one to threel words.


i will find u
why bastard
i hate u

thats sum strange shit slippy....i wanna live to see 25 u know.......

If you have e-mail adresses of her co-workers, parents, friends, family, techers, forward the message to all of them so they can see how unstable of a bitch she is. That should stop the harrasment.

If you don't have that kind of networking for her, then print out the messages and take them to the police, get her served a restraining order to her. If the restaining order doesn't keep her away, then you need to get yourself a big bull dike friend that beats bitches up.

The problems is she wants you to hit her so she can get you arrested on some domestic shit, she wants you to sit in county for a while and think about her and what you did and make you feel the same rage that she's brought onto herself.

And so begins tha era of slip knowledge.

Peace an respect.

One.:king:

lmao at this thread