Holy fuck.
Success!!!
And you didnt believe I was a retard on the computer.
as fot my travel diary Patrick....I can email, just.
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Holy fuck.
Success!!!
And you didnt believe I was a retard on the computer.
as fot my travel diary Patrick....I can email, just.
krayzie straw
I'm dying here.
hahaha
Ok, now that you have mastered that, edit you're first post in this thread, and put those 2 images in there.
i updated my 411
bo Selectah
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Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
Cut me some fucking slack.
Im sweating from the effort it took to do that.
I'm not joking here.
I have helped literally mentally disabled kids complete tasks, and this has proved more than twice as hard.
It's not an insult, it's just killing me.
haha
aaaaaaaahahahahaha.
I have an IQ of 132 and can literally do nothing. NOTHING.
I feel that.
As Ive probably said on here before, i didnt even have an email account till a couple fo years ago and my girlfriend had to set that up for me..........
Until I went travelling, i literally never went on computers.
Now look at me.
Ive become a monster.
ur the wolf arent you?
Me? No.
Ok, power shower completed.
Now, just do whatever you did last time, except put them in your first post in this thread.
Maybe at the bottom or something.
And Supreme, if all you're going to do is bring negative energy to this thread, fuck an AIDS infection flesh light for a living instead.
* for security reasons i won't be revealing my real name or date of birth or place of birth
age: 31
starsign: libra
hair: black, shoulder length avec fringe
eyes: almost black
ethnicity: chinky
height: 5'4"
weight: 8.5 stones. some days a few pounds lighter, other days a few pounds heavier.
teeth: all my own except 1 gold cap. it's on a molar so not usually visible
feet: 5 or 6, depending on what type of footwear
siblings: 3 younger sisters.
location: my own place in london, ewe-kay.
school: passed all my GCSEs and have lots of college certificates, currently studying (again) but still unsure of which type of career to go for. i have options open to me but don't know which to go for.
work: a couple of well known fast food places for a little while after leaving school before getting a retail job in a fashion store.
hobbies: listening to music, making art (when i feel inspired, which is not often), smoking weed (but sometimes i go a few months without touching the stuff).
smoke/drink: yes/rarely
colours: every colour is represented in my flat or in my wardrobe.
loves: clothes, music, designing or decorating, eating out, festivals, collecting different perfume bottles (current fave is MaDame by jean paul gaultier, smells gorgeous when you first spray it on), having family and friends over for a roast dinner (though i don't do it often enough).
hates: intolerance, bad shoes, most vegetables, bitchyness (but when men do it it's hilarious!!), smelly people on public transport, very competitive people (because they make the worst losers), housework
i was 5 when i first got a boyfriend. my best friend and his best friend were bf and gf too. i didn't know what i was putting myself in for until it got to my "wedding day", i was prolly only 6 y/o then. the wedding was either after school or during a holiday, i can't remember which, and all our friends were there. the friends all gathered around this big bush, my "husband to be" was standing in the middle of the bushes waiting for me to walk towards him, like how you'd walk down the aisle. i walked very slowly towards him, because inside i knew something wasn't right, then he leaned towards me to kiss me and i flinched but i think he still managed it. then i started to cry cos deep down inside i was actually more attracted to his best friend (who was my best friend's boy). i think my friends giggled cos they'd never kissed anyone before and my moving away from my boy prolly made them laugh too. i think i ran home straight after he kissed me.
it was weird because me and my best friend always talked about us marrying our respective boyfriends and when the day arrived, i couldn't fucking go through with it. we were all in the same class together at school, we had other friends who hung with us but usually it was just us 4. i think i felt guilty for leading him on all that time and also violated by him cos he kissed me. i never spoke to him again after that day.
i haven't told many people this story cos it makes me feel like such a bad person and from one so young too. i guess that bad karma has come to get me later on in life cos i've only had shitty relationships after that one.
like im gonna take shit from a youngin with writting-autism
i post where evea the fuck i please, nukka
I've lost interest now.
It was like trying to post those photos was like trying to fuck some girl ive been after for ages. Then finally posting them was like I fucked her, and enjoyed it, but felt a little let down.
In other words, the posting of the photos was the climax and now its the part where she wants to cuddle afterwards......I just want to roll over and think about something else.
FOURTH EYE.
Can we have sex?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tryxx
P.S. I havent read your post yet. So dont hold me to it.
Thank you for posting Tryxx.
Ignore these ignorant young fools.
I am an very mature 20 year old, feel free to send me a pm anytime of the day/week/year/decade.
Supreme, you fear my youthfulness, and can't comprehend godliness at such a youthful age.
Palantine, you're a fucking tease.
I'm going to do what Bickel couldn't
Hm, so Tryxx is Asian, is interested in frangrances and dislike bad shoes...
Hm.
Dig it.
Ok Bateman. Cards on the table time. It goes like this.
I posted photos of myself.
I did not recieve rep from you for this.
Therefore it is painfully obvious to me that you do not find me attractive.
Which inturn makes it apparent that this relationship cannot, and will not, continue.
After seeing Tryxx's photo with the face covered, and now discovering she's asian.
My guess is she's hot.
Palantine, i said before that i was out of rep for the next 24 hours.
I can't be up all the time.
I'm not even sure which 'dude' you are.
The one that appears in both photos i assume?
Or the chick?
Because that would explain all those bizarre emails you posted
Well Bateman, would you not decipher I am the one in both photos?
You fool.
I'm on the left.
Faggit.
I'm trying to decide whether it is kosher to post profiles of people who refuse to, myself.
Blackula is refusing to, just to spite me, so i may post some erroneous information about her along with a random pic that she has sent me.
Thoughts?
tryxx gave way more information than i expected to see ... good ish
ni ho ma
I honestly think if we all met up I'd punch every single one of you in the face, just for living.
And then leave, never to be seen again.
With the amount of tom foolery you have put this fine organisation through, i am unsure what to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine
The trite emails supposedly from Australia to some girlfriend in the UK.
The additional emails which appeared to obviously be the product of some sufferer of early onset menopause, also from Australia to the UK.
Then this farce about having a 132 IQ and being unable to operate the most basic functions of an internet message board.
Then the need to find the real world, quitting, only to return sans previous Job and extremely needy.
And then , to top it all off, you have adopted an obscure and cumbersome user name, which is far from aesthetically please.
You are a bundle of riddles wrapped in a mystery Palantine.
{pb}
Don't think just because you posted some pictures of your sun burnt fragile grill, you can now be all bout it bout on other members.Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine
Step off.
niggaz know im finna ak a fool in dis motherfucker ...
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
My job stacking shelves at a supermarket > Your job delivering food to senior citizens.
STATUS.
Dont Patrick.
Thats a sensitive area.
I currentely going through Anti-Depressants like dem shits was Jelly Tots.
I do not need to taunted by a half Jew half Lamp post such as yourself.
*tear rolls out of fourth eye*
tryxx is an asian hippy who lives in south london and works in oxford street.
wild guess.
That "Half jew, half lamp post" flame is pretty hurtful.
I have been battling such stereotypes my entire life Charles.
But it has enlightened me in some regards.
I know now that Jews were created through the selective breeding of Northern Italian and Anglo Saxons.
Is Tryxx coming to the London Wu Corp meet up at Tauro's house prior the Amsterdam Wu Corp Meet up 09?
I must admit sometimes Ive gotta to curb my disses and also my barz, coz dem shits are out of hand. Namean.
Sorry Patrick.
London wu-corp meet cannot happen cause our sponsor Pencil Finn Recordz pulled out for no reason.
That's rough.
I told Sidious ages ago that he should change the companies direction to a more Grime orientated sound.
But he insisted on unrelenting, raw, hardcore, pencil thin rhymes and beats.
R.I.P.
Wolf in sheeps clothing? na son, you a Wolf in drag
So here comes the Senator to unload on you with da mag,
You a shook ass ho, staying faceless like Tryxx
But like Minibumps for coke, you stay sucking them dicks
Quit the net cos you need a real life, son you humiliated
You aint got no real friends, they're like 11th and the bloods - just affiliated
hahaha
You fucking hypocrite.
You know full well that the outside world is a harsh an unrelenting environment.
And aren't you suppose to be ghost writing for me?
Instead i'm copping heavy disses in almost every thread i enter.
And you still have delivered on the Jensen project i gave you last week,
What the fuck do you think this is?