^bro idk if you're popular enough to have a post that long.
I liked Bernie in part because his policies were great, but mainly because he was speaking about his ideas, not about who raped who etc. I would consider Bernie to proverbial grandparent in this. Because he not only looks like both a grandpa and a grandma, but he represents a passing era and the dignity it had won't last in the modern click-bait world.
I checked the 3rd party candidates and they're fucking stupid too.