yeah the sign will say TRANSAMERICA
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yeah the sign will say TRANSAMERICA
haha, poor shy :( :P
i dont think she is a man , who would be that sad to make a account on wu-corp and pretend 2 be a woman ??
You.
Haha.
/agree with granger
lol @ scotty
even if you're a male, take some special pics for me
what
Holy Holy.
Cowboy bebop you talkin' about right?
That version.
Yea man sick en it, you obviously know.
Maybe you're too smart to get on here & annoy the living shit out of everyone you come into contact with like a bad case of crabs.
Some among us have perfected the art. Through very keen and careful observations, I have been able to concoct an amazing formula that will allow you too to become a Retard.
First things first, you need aaaaaloooottt of emoticons in everything you post. :W :W :W :W :W :W :W :W its a surefire way to let everyone know "helllllooooo, I rode on the short bus to get here"
Now the second step is to hand out useless details of your life that you're absolutely sure no one will care about. Will any one listen? :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: , no, as a matter of fact, they won't. But if you posted things that people actually wanted to read about you wouldn't be living up to your full retard potential. :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:(
You catch a beating for that one :yessad: :yessad: :yessad: :yessad: :mmmyah: :mmmyah: :mmmyah: :'o :'o :'o
Now while living out your life as a retard, you're probably going to face a lot of criticism. This is a fact of life. However, an attack should never, ever, ever, ever elicit a response that shows any signs of witt, sarcasm or any other form of intelligence. REmember you're being a retard. The proper response shall always, always, alwaaaayyyys be more generice emoticons. But there are only a few that are acceptable. :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :( :( :( :( :( :( }:T }:T }:T }:T }:T }:T :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :loser: :loser: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: <To be a retard you must use these in all your non-witty comebacks which aren't really witty at all. And remember if all else fails
Big red letters means you are really, really angry!!!!!!!!
And there you go, you now have the official handbook for being wucorps most retarded dumbass. Feel free to practice here in this thread all you want. But far warning, you're getting doused with the haterade if you try and take that shit anywhere else. Enjoy
:y :y :y :y :y :y :y Lmao:y :y :y :y :y :y :y
i cant read, does that make me retarded?
Heat does wucorp:slutty:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigben
Can people just stop writing so much?
I don't wanna read all that and figure out that its just random shit/
dont forget to give your threads 5 stars before anyone's viewed or replied to the fuckers. I rated this one, Eric isnt retarded
Only a retard like eric can write the internet retard handbook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Only a retard like eric can write the internet retard handbook
The retard handbook was possible because of my acute observations, not exactly a retard attribute.
yea but eric, retards are strong, and so are BULL-DYKES! so watch your back lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
so youve been studing retards? hmmm. y?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
I've dated an autistic girl so you don't have to tell me how to be a retard. Yeah, they say autistic people are really intelligent, but so are dolphins. Ever seen a dolphin make a fucking sandwich? I hope autistic people get caught in fishingnets and drown.
to lead others to a dumbed down existence so that I may dominate the world, why else? If you're looking for signs of my effectiveness, just look at all the republicans voters in this country. muahahahaaQuote:
so youve been studing retards? hmmm. y?
In all reality, this thread is to become Chica's playground. If you see her ass posting anywhere else let her know I've given here a sandbox to play in. Refusal to comply should result in a verbal smackdown from anyone who catches her slippinQuote:
yea but eric, retards are strong, and so are BULL-DYKES! so watch your back lol
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Originally Posted by Jasper1134
autistic People Usually Exceed In A Talent Levels Beyond What The Average Person Could For Example They Can Play The Piano Draw And Paint Really Well Or Tell U The States Of Every Baseball Player Of 1967 And The Usually Do It With Out Any Practice Or Knowledge Of It So Maybe They Cant Make U A Sandwich But Can U Play An Entire Mozart Symphony With Out Having Any Knowledge Of It No Knowledge Of Music Never Practicing It And Only Hearing It Only One Time?
^this is true
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Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
WHATEVER ERIC.:thumbdwn: :thumbdwn:
^Glad to see you're following handbook guidelines.
Enjoy your sandbox.
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Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
I'm really not in the mood 2 start up the bullshit drama 2day so please leave me alone. i'm having a good day and i don't want my day 2 be runined over some childish post that u made about me.
You got me all wrong :yes: We're all friends in the sandbox, :hooray: :hooray: :hooray: I'm soooo happy you're having a great day :9 :9
I had water for breakfast today. :W :W :W :W Have you ever had a breakfast taco in Ohio? They're deeee-lissssshhhh ^O^ ^O^ ^O^
I once had a taco that wasn't that tasty but the guy behind the counter was white. From then on I never trusted a white person handing me mexican food. I go to my local taco shack now and everybody in there is mexican and now my tacos are always on point :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: Now when I see them I'm all
like "Way to go muchacho, tu tacos es muy bueno" It makes me
wish I knew how to say DAAAAAAAAA BOMB en espanol, toodles
:cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie:
You gonna be a fucking smartass boyee... I gotta admit, that autistic little Jew was gorgeous and she gave incredible head. That was what she was good at. We never fucked, but she sucked me off so good I wasn't even concerned about the fucking. She was a real keeper... untill she stabbed me in the leg and I had to beat her up badly. Those flipping autistics.Quote:
Originally Posted by hectis
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Originally Posted by Eric Unseen
i jus don't want 2 start actin out again like i've done 2 many times on here. i knoe we're cool in the sandbox or whatever i jus don't wanna start trippin again but all the teasin that goes on about me on here jus needs 2 stop. yes i had a breakfast taco. it was really good 2.
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Originally Posted by hectis
capslock? CHECK!
punctuation? NOPE!
I need the cliff notes..............too much to read...............
did you have your kid yet?
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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
is the baby on the way yet sis???:W :W :W :W :W :W :W can't wait!!!
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you have 888 posts. 888. eight eight eightQuote:
Originally Posted by SHYHEIMCHICA06