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A collection of texts I sent to my girlfriend that I've known for more than six months that I want to share because there so romantic
You have been making me work hard for this shit but I respect you cuz you did it
I love you
I've been counting numbers backwards and shit and simultaneously doing the manipulation of Carl jungs theory called syncricity and if you follow coincidences then more coincidences will happen more frequently spiraling upwards and I've been using the occult to look for even more coincidences this hacking higher dimensions and frequency upwards and upwards be your going to be my catalyst and then both our lives will explode do you realize the adventure where going on I'm taking you places baby
I'm going to give you everything you ever wanted and your going to give me everything I ever wanted, let's do it cuz we love each other and it's free were both stronger and better people as a team game fucking on
It has been said that anyone who knows the ways of the Force can set her- or himself up as a King on any world where only she or he knows the ways of the Force. Any Jedi could do this. But the Jedi, fools that they are, adhere to a religion in which the Force is used only in the service of others. How shortsighted of them. Is that not why they lost the galaxy to the dark side?” –Darth Sidious, The Weakness of Inferiors
I will teach you my ways of the Force then you teach me your ways of the Force let's train and build together and eventually taker over every thing and unlock the full possible maximum possible dimensional states of our combined realities merged together in a true romance in our own shard dimension of love thus achieving the maximum possible state and achievement for our current dimension and unlocking everything there is to unlock
Amen
And together we will begin to learn to use the Force together I do it all the time I'm a rock star you can one too watch our were rich got the resources to take over in our own 4 bedroom house making 3800 a month on top of your 400 a month that will be brought back up to 800 when I soon use my resources to win the case and get your children back
You can be one too
Together let's become masters of the cosmetic micro verse
Amen
Were both stronger as a team
Together let's maximize the max greatness of our potential and destiny together as one even you can't deny this is what was supposed to always happen this is our fates that's why you feel like you know me from a long long time ago but you can't put your fingers on it we were lovers in a past life
Now doesn't that give you chills because it's true
She hasn't read it yet
she responded "right i see what you mean totally i do
' and were still talking always were talking
in court the judge asked if i thought what happened was dsturbing and i didnt know what to say or what he meant and my lawyer was good he thuroley explained it to me then i said yes. the best part was i didn't have to ask him to explain it to me he just knew
Sometimes the insane and the contrarians and the ones who are closest to suicide are the most valuable people society has. They may be precursors of social change. They’ve taken the burdens of the culture onto themselves, and in their struggle to solve their own problems they’re solving problems for the culture as*well.
Robert M. Pirsig
When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kind of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
Robert M. Pirsig
Laws of nature are human inventions, like ghosts. Laws of logic, or mathematics are also human inventions, like ghosts. The whole blessed thing is a human invention, including the idea that it isn't a human invention.
Robert M. Pirsig
Peace of mind produces right values, right values produce right thoughts. Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the centre of it all.
(Robert M. Pirsig)
Cultures are not the source of all morals, only a limited set of morals. Cultures can be graded and judged morally according to their contribution to the evolution of life.
Robert M. Pirsig
Sanity is not truth. Sanity is conformity to what is socially expected. Truth is sometimes in conformity, sometimes not.
Robert M. Pirsig
“One geometry cannot be more true than another it can only be more convenient. Geometry is not true, it is advantageous.”
Robert M. Pirsig
“When you look directly at an insane man all you see is a reflection of your own knowledge that he's insane, which is not to see him at all. To see him you must see what he saw and when you are trying to see the vision of an insane man, an oblique route is the only way to come at it.”
―Robert M. Pirsig
“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.”
―Robert M. Pirsig
*“I argued that physical discomfort is important only when the mood is wrong. Then you fasten on to whatever thing is uncomfortable and call that the cause. But if the mood is right, then physical discomfort doesn't mean much.”
― Robert M. Pirsig,
“Of course, the laws of science contain no matter and have no energy either and therefore do not exist except in people's minds. It's best to be completely scientific about the whole thing and refuse to believe in either ghosts or the laws of science. That way you're safe. That doesn't leave you very much to believe in, but that's scientific too.”
― Robert M. Pirsig
We must understand that when a society undermines intellectual freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally bad, but when it represses biological freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally good.
Pirsig, Robert
It's not the "nice" guy who brings about real social change. "Nice" guys look nice because they're conforming. It's the "bad" guys, who only look nice a hundred years later, that are the real Dynamic force in social evolution.
Pirsig, Robert
When somebody goes outside the cultural norms, the culture has to protect itself.
Robert M. Pirsig
Morality is not a simple set of rules. It's a very complex struggle of conflicting patterns of values. This conflict is the residue of evolution. As new patters evolve they come into conflict with old ones. Each stage of evolution creates in its wake a wash of problems.
Pirsig, Robert M.
“Your common sense is nothing more than the voices of thousands and thousands of these ghosts from the past.”*
―*Robert M. Pirsig,
“He felt that institutions such as schools, churches, governments and political organizations of every sort all tended to direct thought for ends other than truth, for the perpetuation of their own functions, and for the control of individuals in the service of these functions.”*
―*Robert M. Pirsig
“Oh, the laws of physics and of logic…the number system…the principle of algebraic substitution. These are ghosts. We just believe in them so thoroughly they seem real.”*
―*Robert M. Pirsig
*"And so in recent times we have seen a huge split develop between a classic culture and a romantic counterculture...two worlds growingly alienated and hateful toward each other with everyone wondering if it will always be this way, a house divided against itself. No one wants it really...despite what his antagonists in the other dimension might think.
"It is within this context that what Phædrus thought and said is significant. But no one was listening at that time and they only thought him eccentric at first, then undesirable, then slightly mad, and then genuinely insane. There seems little doubt that he was insane, but much of his writing at the time indicates that what was driving him insane was this hostile opinion of him. Unusual behavior tends to produce estrangement in others which tends to further the unusual behavior and thus the estrangement in self-stoking cycles until some sort of climax is reached. In Phædrus' case there was a court-ordered police arrest and permanent removal from society."
-robert m pirsig
”Insanity” May Be a Step in The Right Direction
The insanity is the adjustment. Insanity isn’t necessarily a step in the
wrong direction. It can be an intermediate step in a right direction. It
wasn’t necessarily a disease. It could be part of a cure.
An insane delusion can’t be held by a group at all. A person isn’t
considered insane if there are a number of people who believe the
same way (compare Khomeiny and his followers; you cannot state that
they are all insane in the true sense of the word! Even if you deeply
detest their views). Insanity isn’t supposed to be a communicable
disease. If one other person starts to believe him, or maybe two or
three, then it’s a religion.
”Nothing disturbs a bishop quite so much as the presence of a
saint in the parish.” The saint’s Dynamic understanding makes him
unpredictable and uncontrollable (compare the intrapreneur!), but the
bishop’s got a whole calendar of static ceremonies to attend to (compare*
the manager!). That saint’s going to up-end everything if he isn’t handled
diplomatically. And even then he may do something wildly
unpredictable that upsets everybody. It can take the bishops years,
decades, even centuries to put down the hell that a saint can raise in a
single day.
-robert m pirsig
hey if you wanna have a silly circle with me i will do it with you for free plus i can get you a reach around for 10 dollahs trust me its worth it
if you need some extra cash and free dope i can get you a job as a gay postititute you will learn to enjoy it very quickley you get to travel you get paid in cash and theres tons of free dope i think its a perfect for you you see i know alot about you my friend and i know me and you are different see your gay and im not thats the difference and i find it dusturbing you stupid but pirate pole smoking scum bag piece of shit of a skally wag bitch get fucking hit my modo is bitch ass motha fuckas get fucking popped bitch ass motha fuckas get fucking popped bitch ass motha fuckas get fucking popped.
you better not fuck with me cuz i already started a big ass gang and were all getting the surgery done to look like michael jackson but i will be made to look like michael the most because i am their leader and if you even think about getting the surgery done without my permission your bitch ass gets fucking popped
no soup for lee towers its not for him come back one year dont like it come back two but if you make it its soup for lee towers but if i ever catch you drinking soup without permission your bitch ass gets fucking popped no soup for you its not for him
one time out of the blue my friend jeremy tried to tell me he was a sailior and i just laughed at him he aint no mother fucking sailor
Sailor
The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.
Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat.
Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves.
There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise.
Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors.
HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.
HOOYA NAVY
Foreigner one: Hey! An American warship ship just pulled into port!
Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze!
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HENCE FOURTH lee towers Name SHALL BE KNOWN AS Gaiden is that understood or are we going to have problems hail hitler and his good ideas
you were molested as a child and you were not like normal kids that get molested because you liked it
you hou fellahs you hou guys guys ned some more fruitloops stewert get to work stewert get to work stewert get to work.
sorry people tell me i gotta work on that but they still find it funny its just my job to come up with the most fucked up shit that has ever existed it its just what i do people get a big kick out of that shit some people dont
hence fourth satan shall be known as woof some day hes gonna say think you project trillogic this name changed my life and allowed me to succeed
im actually the one behind september 11th it was my idea
im a nice man i founded two charity funds one called the homesuxual negro fund and the other the sand nigger fund. did you know a bunch of gay niggers messaged me on facebook asking how they could get money from this fund and it was kinda aquward so i ended up blocking them