i have a tatoo on my penis that tricks girls into thinking im wearing a condom
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i have a tatoo on my penis that tricks girls into thinking im wearing a condom
one time one of my friends was really high and i watched him walk into the girls bathroom in target and i didn't say anything and he was in there for a very long time
one time i had this guy i met online that was a freemason on the phone line and i impersnated a police officer for a full 15 minutes im like eventuall im like you need to come out side and he said no i cant go to jail right now and i was yelling at him saying no go to jail until i busted out laughing it was the best prank phone call of my life
one time my grandpa that didn't like black people or gays very much when time i called him and asked him if he wanted to donate money to the homosexual fund and he said he wasn't even interested then hung up the phone he never did find out it was me then he died he smoked camel unfiltered from the time he was 12 to the day he died and he lived to be 85
Going on 50 pages of pure bliss
sweet sonQuote:
Originally Posted by Lee Towers
there were times you were cool too you just always seemed to play the role of my nemesisQuote:
Originally Posted by Lee Towers
Drugs are my girlfriend I love doing drugs fuck spending money on a prostitute I'd rather buy and get some drugs with girls you never get shit done and coke is a scam I have a beef against it
Coke is just so uncivilized everyone knows the most civilized way to get fucked up is you take the skin off a toad and you smoke it.that shit fuck you up real fucking good son
“Where the Jedi courted power, the Sith lusted after it; where the Jedi believed they knew the truth, the Sith possessed it. Owned by the dark side, they ultimately became their knowledge.” -Darth Plagous
im controlled by the dark side but i live in the light side
-projectillogic
“Remember why the Sith are more powerful than the Jedi, Sidious: because we are not afraid to feel. We embrace the spectrum of emotions, from the heights of transcendent joy to the depths of hatred and despair. Fearless, we welcome whatever paths the dark side sets us on, and whatever destiny it lays out for us.” -Darth Plagous
feeding on rage like this brings fighters to the dark side, but when they step away they can be much more receptive to the light. Not all such warriors are beyond redemption.-luke skywalker
It's not the "nice" guy who brings about real social change. "Nice" guys look nice because they're conforming. It's the "bad" guys, who only look nice a hundred years later, that are the real Dynamic force in social evolution.
Pirsig, Robert
Ultimately, the Jedi Knights are not nearly as strong as they appear to be. Their constant seeking of moral perfection and serenity actually weakens them. Jedi who shun emotional attachments, cut themselves off from the Living Force that sustains the Light Side of the Force and leaves them unable to summon the second strongest emotion of all; love. I do not know if it was a Sith Lord who secretly introduced the Jedi Knights to discarding their emotional connections but if it was, he contributed above all other Sith to our ultimate victory over the Jedi.
-Darth Cognus
Peace is a lie.
There is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.
–The Sith Code
“It has been said that anyone who knows the ways of the Force can set her- or himself up as a King on any world where only she or he knows the ways of the Force. Any Jedi could do this. But the Jedi, fools that they are, adhere to a religion in which the Force is used only in the service of others. How shortsighted of them. Is that not why they lost the galaxy to the dark side?” –Darth Sidious, The Weakness of Inferiors
“The dark side will devour those who lack the power to control it. It’s a fierce storm of emotion that annihilates anything in its path. It lays waste to the weak and unworthy. But those who are strong can ride the storm winds to unfathomable heights. They can unlock their true potential; they can sever the chains that bind them; they can dominate the world around them. Only those with the power to control the dark side can ever truly be free.”
~Darth Bane
“The dark side will devour those who lack the power to control it. It’s a fierce storm of emotion that annihilates anything in its path. It lays waste to the weak and unworthy. But those who are strong can ride the storm winds to unfathomable heights. They can unlock their true potential; they can sever the chains that bind them; they can dominate the world around them. Only those with the power to control the dark side can ever truly be free.”
~Darth Bane
In
contrast, the New Jedi Order maintains the belief that redemption is
achievable, and that even the darkest soul can eventually be turned
back to the Light. In many cases, redemption has been proven to be a
baptism by fire of sorts, a powerful and humbling learning experience
for those who have fallen and returned. The Order also maintains that
the powerful gifts the Force bestows upon a Jedi - that is, Force
Powers - are neither dark nor light in their true nature, that it is
the intent behind the power that is Light and Dark. In the words of
legendary Master Kyle Katarn; "Remember: abilities are not
inherently good or evil, it's how you use them."
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“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”- Buddha
“Darkness calls to darkness. It calls to you. You can feel it like a heart beating within this temple. How will you respond?”
-Darth Talon
The poison of the Dark Force shall manifest in different stages: rage then exhilaration, anger then control, terror then superiority, bewilderment then passion, frustration then victory, despair then power — need we say more?
----sithacademy.com
You’ll know you’re making progress on the Sith path when you go from being suicidal to homicidal -darth bane
one time this hot jahovas witness chick came with that bullshit to the door and i actually talked to her and we clicked and it was like she was trying to seduce me leaving personal letters and shit to go to their church i declined then i never heard of her again