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If Flair doesn't become the new GM, who do you think it might be?
I didn't like Vicky either, but she played her part well. She was very over as a heel.
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fuckin vickie..loved that shit from her//u were almost always guaranteed 3 of em when she came out..she was a great heel..an way over with the crowd..
there isnt too many peeps out there i could see taking it..
i could see one of the mcmahon children taking it..
but everyone that has taken the punt in the head from orton has been out for a while..
the 3 hour raw is live from charlotte this monday
Wrestling divas just aren't what they used to be.
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Ok, maybe I just miss Stacy Keibler.
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TNA Slammaversary Results
Taken from angrymarks.com
Written by Stevie J.
Ye gods, I've been watching TNA for six years. I was watching Slammiversary before it even had a name. Click on the full post for the LIVE recap and hit F5 or refresh as often as you like for updates. We'll also be posting match results on the Live Twitter Blog.
We've got 26 minutes to go until the PPV starts. We're seeing highlights of King of the Mountain matches from the past, including Samoa Joe's successful title defense last year. I'd be lying if I said this was one of my favorite TNA style matches. Before I give more thoughts on that, we're backstage for an interview with Beer Money.
Roode: "Our schedule has been a lot easier, but what can we say that hasn't already been said about Team 3D? They're the greatest tag team of all time. For them to defend the New Japan Tag Titles, 15 hours there, 15 hours back, no sleep, these guys are amazing." All of a sudden James Storm bursts out laughing and they both CACKLE. Storm: "The plane should feel bad for them guys on it! We ain't got no sleep either, we've been partying all night, cause we're gonna win! We're gonna prove without a shadow of a doubt that we're the greatest in the world. Guys, get some sleep on the plane."
Now this one of the few angles going in any wrestling company that I've really enjoyed over the last month, and I've barely even watched Impact except to fast-forward through it on the DVR. Nevertheless Team 3D has treated the tag team titles like they're a serious deal, their opponents have treated their desire to WIN those coveted titles like a serious deal, and "mutual respect" has gone out the window since 3D wants to show Beer Money that they may be the future greats, but they're not stepping out of the way JUST YET to let them ascend to the top of the throne. Somehow amidst a steaming pile of sports entertainment among all three major brands, someone has actually managed to book an old school style grudge with tag teams. It's honestly reason enough for me to spend $29.95 on this show.
* The British Invasion v. 'Showtime' Eric Young & 'War Machine' Rhino
As you would expect, Rhino gets a big pop from The Palace at Auburn Hills. Ty Warren also accompanied Rhino to ringside. The crowd from the $7 seats to the ringside is chanting RHI-NO. Young starts off the match but quickly tags out to the War Machine, who runs over Doug Williams with a big shoulder. Young tags back in and the two are taking turns cutting off the ring and beating Williams down. Williams tries to hip toss Rhino to no avail and gets a short-arm clothesline. What the hell? Rhino reaches out for a tag and Young jumps down off the apron. British Invasion take the opportunity offered by the distraction for a two-on-one beatdown. Jesse Deal from the USS Cole (Rhino's protege) argues with Young as he walks up the ramp, and Deal comes down to ringside - ostensibly to cheer his mentor on. If I remember what Poulin said on the Impact recaps, Young has been doing a heel turn because he feels after 6+ years he should be a main eventer, so I guess this is his way of protesting being in a free match on the pre-show. Rhino starts hulking up and hits a short spear into the corner. Brutus Magnus is saved from the GORE thanks to a distraction by Doug Williams. Jesse Neal wants to get into the ring to help. Seriously, I don't know why the ref doesn't just declare him Rhino's legal partner, or why Neal doesn't just jump in. WELL THERE YOU GO - Neal tags the tag and the ref says "SURE! WHY NOT!" Don West is apoplectic that Rudy Charles would allow it. Unfortunately it doesn't help. Several scoop slams on the British Invasion get things rolling, but eventually Brutus catches Neal and picks him up so Doug Williams can come off the ropes. Reminds me of the old Doomsday Device. British Invasion get the three count. WINNERS: DOUG WILLIAMS & BRUTUS MAGNUS - THE BRITISH INVASION. Slammiversary promo follows.
For once I'm actually grateful for Mr. Nexus of Humanity, because he's actually doing a decent job of explaining why I should care about Raven & Daffney v. Abyss & Taylor Wilde in a Monster's Ball match. "Bob" from Toronto is in the front row and he says he's looking forward to King of the Mountain the most. That reminds me, I was going to speak on my disdain for the concept. I've seen every single KOTM since TNA debuted the concept. Quite frankly it's absurd. (1.) You have to pin somebody to "qualify" to hang the title up. (2.) The pinned person goes into a hockey style "penalty box" for two minutes. (3.) The whole idea of climbing up to HANG a belt instead of climbing a ladder to pull DOWN a belt just frags the smegging hell out of me.
Backstage Sting says he wants to bring respect back into TNA, and he intends to do it at Matt Morgan's expense. "Tonight, I make an example out of you. It's showtime!" Presumably this is the babyface Sting turn, and he'll come out without the Mafia and wearing the facepaint, but if Poulin already explained that in the Impact recaps then my bad for not picking up on it. Honestly I'm more interested in this PPV simply because I have paid so little attention over the last month. That actually makes watching Slammiversary feel more special to me. Shelley, Lethal, Suicide, Sabin and Creed in a KOTM X-Division Title Match - even though the reverse ladder match annoys me, that one should sitll be good. Dixie Carter is in the front row and she says happy Father's Day to everybody here and everyone at home with kids, and gives Buttnugget J.B. a kiss on the cheek. Two minutes to go!
TNA WRESTLING - CROSS THE LINE. Opening music video package follows. I don't know who sings this song, but I like it. "I take it out on youuuu!" I'll take it out on the director tonight if he misses all the action in the ring. AND NOW TNA WRESTLING RESENTS, SLAMMIVERSARY. They're got the upper rafters of The Palace darkened, but at least down at floor level there seem to be plenty of people watching. I'm sure that since the Pistons aren't playing right now, TNA got a sweetheart deal, but I still don't expect there to be anywhere near a full house even with $7 seats on sale for a while. It looks like the X-Division KOTM will kick off the show tonight! Mike Tenay is explaining all the rules for the Mountain match again, but if you really want to know them, just scroll up - I broke it all down during the pre-show. The Detroit Tiger's own Curtis Granderson is "the special title holder" for the match. Don West acts like he's "very special friends" with Granderson. Sure - and I'm very special friends with @Buttnugget J.B. because I follow him on Twitter. Whatever!
* X-Division KOTM: Jay Lethal, Alex Shelley, Consequences Creed, Chris Sabin, Suicide
The order above is the order they entered. @thedailysuplex just informed me it was Goldylocks who performed the Slammiversary theme. GOLDYLOCKS! I remember when she managed 'Baby Bear' Alex Shelley back in the day. I like her better as a singer than as a manager. The Machine Guns are working together in the match and have left Suicide flattened. There's a MO-TOR CI-TY chant. Sabin accidentally clotheslines his partner though which gives Creed and Lethal the chance to work together, but that backfires when Suicide takes out all four men with the KOTM ladder. Lethal gets thrown onto the ladder and sells the ribs as Suicide makes the pin. SUICIDE IS THE FIRST QUALIFIER. Lethal gets locked into the penalty box as Granderson bids farewell to Tenay & West, as he now has to offer Suicide the belt whenever he calls for it. Creed eats a ladder, attempt to double team Suicide, and just end up eating a whip. Suicide does a really awful looking monkey flip on Alex Shelley but pins him anyway and Shelley has to go into the cage. Lethal still has ten seconds to go, and he's let out right as Shelley is let in. Lethal immediately gets a series of near falls on Suicide as he's now the fresh man off two minutes rest. Sabin throws a chair in Suicide's face, and we nearly miss it thanks to the director doing a split screen on the penalty box. Lethal Combo onto the steel chair, which Sabin was sitting in just seconds before. Both men cover Suicide for the pin as the ref counts three. Shelley comes out of the box while the ref makes up his mind who goes in. LETHAL GETS THE QUALIFYING PIN and Suicide is the only man to enter the penalty box. Machine Guns work over Lethal Consequences. The stupid split screen on the penalty box is annoying the crap out of me. Backbreaker by Shelley on Creed. 10 seconds and Suicide will be out, thankfully, because we keep missing action like Sabin going over the ropes. In fact while the camera man is trying to catch up Shelley gets pinned and CREED IS THE THIRD QUALIFIER. Great, another two minutes of split screen shots. Suicide throws around team Consequences and then monkey flips Sabin back first into the ladder, popping the crowd. Lethal floats over the ropes to the floor, yanks Suicide out, and Creed flip dives over the ropes to wipe him out. Granderson keeps his eye on the belt as everybody brawls out on the floor. SHELLEY RUNS UP THE LADDER TO THE TOP OF THE PENALTY BOX AND CROSSBODIES EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR. Now that was a friggin' sweet spot. Once he gets back to the ring Shelley starts to set up a ladder. Ref tells him he's not eligible. Sabin lays down for Shelley. SHELLEY QUALIFIES. He quickly scurries up the ladder with the title and SUICIDE DROPKICKS IT OUT FROM UNDER HIM. The match has really picked up. Suicide gets thrown headfirst into the ladder. Shelley and Lethal brawl in the corner with the ladder laying on the ropes between them. Creed takes Shelley down to the floor while Lethal is stuck in the ladder, and Suicide catapults him into the air and he goes flying into the ring. Don West: "He ducked his head at the last second, saving him from a broken neck." Yeah, we don't need another one in pro wrestling right now. Tornado DDT by Sabin on Lethal for three. SABIN QUALIFIES - EVERY MAN IS LEGAL.
Slingshot DDT by Suicide. Sabin scoop slams Suicide and sets up the ladder. Sabin calls for the belt and starts to go up. Suicide pulls him back down. "He should have gone up just a little bit quicker!" Don, if he was booked to win, he would have. Suicide is hung up in a tree of woe and Sabin hits the hesitation dropkick. Lethal gets back out of the box. Sabin starts to go up again and Lethal pulls him down. Lethal gets a frogsplash from Shelley while Lethals on the mat. The ladder is down now. Shelley pulls it out of the ring and drapes it from the steel barricade to the ring apron. Creed gives Shelley a head kick and Suicide a scoop slam. Machismo goes top rope and Sabin cuts him off. Sabin nearly gets floated over the ropes into the ladder, then gets knocked backwards into it anyway and he takes a bump on it. Shelley baseball slides Suicide into a chair by the penalty box then does a slingshot crossbody into the chair, and the chair slowly falls over backwards. Meanwhile Lethal is on the top rope and does a flying elbow right onto the ladder and the prone Sabin. Both men fall off wincing. Superkick on Creed on the apron by Shelley. Shelley hits a sliced bread #2 backwards onto the apron! AWESOME. Suicide catches up to him though and the two exchange chops. Shelley tries to backflip a sliced bread off the penalty box but misses and Suicide knocks him over the barricade. Suicide comes in to set up the ladder to a chorus of boos. Lethal gets in and tips the ladder over, and Suicide lands on top of the penalty box. The ladder ends up on top of the box too. Creed climbs up on the box and the two brawl. Meanwhile Shelley gets ANOTHER ladder and sets it up. Suicide climbs across the ladder OVER Lethal and DDT's Shelley to the mat. Suicide climbs up the second ladder, hangs the belt and it's all over. WINNER AND STILL TNA X-DIVISION CHAMPION: SUICIDE. The lights go out, Suicide leaves, and Tenay and West run down tonight's card. We go backstage to Lauren and Shane Douglas.
"Let me tell you something my beautiful Lauren Come Lately. Maybe you should do your exercise before you come here to jabber your jaw. I am the Franchise, I am the standard, I've been the guy that carried the gold, over 7 years a champion in this business. Remember what the Legend says - to be the man you have to BEAT the man. Jeff Jarrett has done you a favor Chris Daniels. He felt sorry for ya, it's a weakness of his character. I don't feel sorry for you. I set the standard, and I knock punks down trying to make a name for themselves Daniels." Unless I'm mistaken, 'Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels has been in professional wrestling just about as long as Shane Douglas, but if you want to go with this angle then sure, what the fuck, whatever. We go to a video package with the Franchise screaming about his second chance. Daniels: "If you beat me, you can have my roster spot. When I beat you though, get your ratty-ass out of my company!"
* Shane Douglas v. Christopher Daniels (Second Chance TNA Roster Match)
As if I wasn't already on Daniels side in this match to begin with, they rub in the fact that Douglas is from Pittsburgh and that the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Stanley Cup. I'm with the crowd in Michigan tonight - BOOOOOOO. It's cheap heat but it's definitely heat for me. The bell rings, the two jack jaws, and Daniels shoves him away. Daniels dropkicks him at the knees, pummels his forehead, wraps an arm around his face but Douglas counters out and walks over him. Daniels responds with a drop toe hold and stands on Douglas' back. It's a war of who can disrespect the other more. Daniels knocks him down and stomps on his chest. Daniels puts Douglas in a crossface but Franchise won't submit - or at least not this early in the match. Dropkick and a spinning kick for two. Franchise puts on the brakes and goes out to the floor for a timeout. Daniels finally manages to catch up to him and hit a split-legged moonsault to the outside.
Douglas whips Daniels into the steel steps and he sells the elbow. Douglas hammerlocks the elbow and then whips Daniels back into it again. Daniels is thrown back in the ring selling the left arm and Douglas grabs the arm and gets behind him to crank back on it. He fights out with punches but Douglas clotheslines him as he comes off the ropes. Douglas goes back to work on the arm, from a half nelson to an armbar. Daniels gets a foot on the ropes to force Douglas to break. Credit to both men for keeping the pace a bit slower so that Douglas doesn't get totally blown up. Daniels pulls himself by one arm and then hits Douglas with a running clothesline using the right, then bridges a suplex for two. He teases a BME by posing for the crowd but Douglas gets a foot up in his face on the delay. Franchise teases a belly to belly suplex, Daniels trips the leg to get him down, QUICKLY goes for the BME and hits it for the 1-2-3! WINNER AND RETAINING HIS ROSTER SPOT: CHRISTOPHER DANIELS. It was a nothing match but at least the right man won with the right move.
Mick Foley is backstage with Jeremy Borash. He says he's got a 2 in 5 chance of retaining tonight. "How would it look to the shareholders if all of a sudden Jeff Jarrett, the founder of TNA, magically shows up as the world champion?" WOW. He's actually putting over the idea that Jarrett BOOKS HIMSELF TO WIN IN HIS OWN COMPANY. You know I'm amused by the fact Foley would say on PPV what I've been thinking for the last six years and change about TNA, but honestly the fact he'd actually say it on TV is pure Vince Russo and not at all good for the product. You don't write angles for the smarks, and you don't put backstage politics on TV for the 1% of the audience who reads Wrestling Observer. Oh wait - this is a TNA PPV - only hardcores buy their shows. That percentage may be as high as 20, but it still doesn't justify Russo writing for the internet or booking swerves for the internet.
* Angelina Love {C} v. Tara (The Former Victoria) - Knockouts Title Match
Speaking of good reasons to buy Slammiversary tonight, any chance to see Victoria wrestle on a PPV is reason enough. Love is accompanied to the ring by Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne, and she has the title around her waist and a pink bow around her neck. Her halter top actually describes her boobs as Weapons of Mass Destruction. I kid you not. Beautiful People straddle the ring ropes and Don West nearly goes JIZZ, IN, HIS PANTS.
Angelina Love is in control early and is acting like she's not intimidated by the Black Widow. She even hits a leg trip and paintbrushes her face. "I'm not exactly sure that's a wise move against the experienced Tara." She proves it's not by grabbing her by the hair and pulling her hair first all the way over her back, not once, but TWICE, then throwing Angelina across the ring hair first. Love rolls out to the floor to get some emotional support from her Peeps. Tara attacks and they part like the Red Sea, but before she can throw Love back into the ring and pin her they yank her down off the apron. Now Love is back on offense and having her way with Tara in the ring. Love tries to mock her and play to the crowd but Tara punches her in the boobs and then gets a sunset flip for a near fall. Love socks her in the nose and hits a spin kick for 2.8. "THAT WAS THREE REF! THAT WAS THREE!!" Don West agrees.
Tara goes out and the Beautiful People work her over and throw her into the steel steps, then throw her back in for a series of near falls by Love. Love throws a tantrum that she hasn't gotten the pin yet. Love hits her with boots. "She should be mad Mike. She should throw a tantrum. Charles takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!" Tara hits a firewoman's carry into a spinning slam, but instead of going for the cover she goes out to attack all of the Beautiful People, beating them into a pulp. "Get some security out here!" Love hits a kick and the Beautiful People go under the ring and get a can. They spray her eyes with hairspray to blind her, enabling Love to get the pin. WINNER AND STILL KNOCKOUT CHAMPION: ANGELINA LOVE.
Backstage Monster's Ball promo with Dr. Stevie, Daffney and Raven. Raven has the best lines of the whole thing. "Lauren I like you because you wear your moral superiority like a cloak of human excrement. You wreak of fear and that turns me on." WOW. "Tonight, we're going to have that breakthrough, even IF IT KILLS US! Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE!~!~!!!!" He cackles and sobs maniacally as the camera cuts away and we get a Monster's Ball video package.
* Raven & Daffney (w/ Dr. Stevie) v. Taylor Wilde & Abyss - Monster's Ball Match
This is going to be a cluserfuck. Probably an entertaining clusterfuck, but one all the same. Raven and Daffney are thrown into each other early, then Abyss & Wilde double team Raven. Abyss launches Wilde into the air to hit a flying punch as both are stacked up like cordwood. Abyss charges to splash them both and Raven gets out of the way, splashing Daffney all by herself. Don West castigates him for his depraved indifference to women. PAGING DR. PHIL. Abyss press slams her over the ropes onto Raven and Stevie, making West even madder. Wilde crossbodies the whole crew right into the steel barricade. "There are no rules in a Monster's Ball folks!" Really Don. Why do you give so much of a shit about men attacking women then? Abyss and Raven brawl their way into the crowd. Daffney climbs on his back to try and choke him but Taylor Wilde boxes her ears with a pie tin and a trashcan lid. Raven takes the garbage lid for himself to use as a weapon on Abyss and their brawl continues. Tenay: "There's no give in that wall back there!" Then Raven whips Abyss into the "wall" a.k.a. the guard rail and it moves five feet. Then he picks up the guard rail and puts it over Abyss' neck. There was no WALL anywhere in sight so if that was what Tenay meant he needs his vision checked or his monitor at the announce table fixed. Wilde and Daffney are out brawling by the "wall" too. Wilde climbs up a set of speakers. Suddenly I have a bad flashback to IWA-MS and Mickie 'Moose' Knuckles. Wilde does a crossbody onto Daffney through a table, which thankfully is the safest spot she could have done. Back to Raven and Abyss, with Dr. Stevie supplying his ally with cans full of weapons at ringside. Abyss fends him off and goes under the ring for the bag full of - glass, tacks, whatever. Stevie gives him a chairshot right in the face to put a stop to it. Raven sets up a chair for his signature drop toehold. Abyss forehead is split open even before Raven connects with it.
Stevie Night Heat throws in more weapons. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME. Kendo stick is shredded into splinters before a two count. The girls are nowhere to be seen. Oh wait, there's Daffney - BAM into Wilde's forehead with the cooking sheet. Abyss gets back on offense, then throws away a kendo stick in favor of a trash can. Chokeslam misses the trashcan as Raven kicks it out of the way. Stevie distracts the ref so he can't make the count, then Raven uses the uncrushed can on Abyss back. Second time, Abyss ducks it and Stevie eats it. Wilde gets launched onto Raven with Abyss' help but he can't make the cover as the ref is distracted again, so he goes for the bag of goodies. What does he have? THUMBTACKS!! Daffney tries to punch him in the back and he no-sells it, then turns to look at the crowd like... SHOULD I?! He doesn't have to, because WILDE POWERBOMBS DAFFNEY INTO THEM HERSELF! Legit holy shit chant from both me and the crowd on that spot. Stevie breaks up the pin and turns around to come face to face with Abyss. Chokeslam into the tacks? Raven breaks it up with a chair shot. Evenflow DDT into the chair but ABYSS KICKS OUT. Raven eats a BLACK HOLE SLAM INTO THE TACKS FOR THREE. WINNERS: TAYLOR WILDE & ABYSS.
A garbage match but a fun one all the same. Abyss took a fistful of tacks on the BHS and we see him selling it on the replay before he makes the cover. A bloodied Abyss throws Wilde over his shoulder and carries his tag team partner to the back.
* 'The Blueprint' Matt Morgan vs. 'The Icon' Sting (Morgan Offered a Mafia Spot if He Wins)
West: "What is Sting thinking? He didn't have to put this stipulation in there." Funny, I was thinking the same thing. Couldn't Sting teach Morgan respect WITHOUT putting anything on the line? It's a ridiculous stip. At least Sting is coming out with the black and white facepaint and the scorpion jacket. The crowd still pops for Sting, face or heel, you gotta give him that. Sting and Morgan stall for a bit until Morgan overpowers him and throws him to the floor to a chorus of boos. Morgan throws him into the steel guardrails for good measure. I just got word from @thedailysuplex that Douglas twisted his ankle in the opening minute of his match with Daniels. Well, it would have been slow and plodding even WITHOUT that injury, but it does explain a lot. Sting finally gets back on offense and starts kicking at Morgan's legs, following him all around the ring. Two clothesline attempts are no sold, then Morgan hits a clothesline of his own that connects. Tenay informs us Team 3D have just arrived at the building. Morgan pushes Sting's back into the turnbuckle then throws reverse elbows at his head. Side slam for a near fall. Most of Sting's facepaint is already gone. Here's how the next 3-4 minutes of the match go - Morgan attacks, Sting sells, Morgan pins, Sting kicks out. It's like watching Bradshaw and Cena, and I think you know who is who. YAWN. Morgan finally misses a splash and Sting connects with a missile dropkick, but he eats a boot for another near fall. Sting escapes a Hellavator but that counter was sloppy as hell. Scorpion Deathdrop for 2. Second time that he goes for it he gets three. WINNER: STING.
Blah match. A dud, as Alvarez would say. Promos from Joe and Styles backstage. Joe says he's hunting Kurt and tonight he'll end things where it began, thanks to his Nation of Violence, the most powerful force in the history of professional wrestling.
* Team 3D {C} v. Beer Money - TNA Tag Team Championship Match
Beer Money come out first. James Storm is riding his electrified beer scooter cooler. I love that thing! Team 3D come out with both sets of belts, so obviously their New Japan Tag Team Title defense was successful. Both men are checked over, a WE WANT TABLES chant breaks out, and it looks like the match is going to start with Brother Devon and Robert Roode. Devon is overpowering early, clubbing his back, throwing him down with a slam and hitting a diving headbutt for two. Roode goes back on O for a near fall of his own and Brother Ray makes a blind tag in, with a scowl on his face aimed Roode's way. Short bathroom break here while Bubba Ray is chopping the hell out of Roode - I'll be right back.
Okay I'm back - sorry about that. 3D were trying to get tables and it seems they took too long as Beer Money were able to get back into control. Beer Money hit a double team suplex on Brother Ray and do their salute, and the crowd in Detroit sings along with them. THE BRITISH INVASION ARE HERE. Brutus Magnus, Doug Williams and their muscle Rob Terry all take seats with the announce team. Don West and the British Invasion put each other over like a million bucks and act like they've all been good mates for years. Meanwhile in the ring Devon is reaching out to Brother Ray for the tag and Ray manages to fall down and make the hot tag before rolling out. Devon elevates Roode high in the air and knocks Storm down with a shoulder tackle. Bobby Roode gets covered for two. Clothesline by Devon takes Roode out of his shoes and socks for a near fall that's broken up. Same for a chokeslam. The annoying split screen is back. Like we need to see that British Invasion are at the announce position - we can hear them already! Double team on Devon but he fights his way out with a clothesline on Roode. "You wouldn't see us in there double teaming." Even if the Brits did cheat I wouldn't "see it" myself.
Devon gets a headscissors off the top rope from Storm, Roode does a frogsplash too, but he can only get 2. Tenay calls West a kissass and the Invasion complain about his "crass" language. Top rope clothesline by Devon as Ray was holding Roode up, but it's another near fall. Devon scoops him up, he escapes, Storm goes for the beer spray in the face but gets his own partner, Ray and Devon hit the 3D but the ref is distracted by Invasion and can't see it. Ray goes top rope to wipe them out and Devon tosses another member through the table. Superkick, Last Call, DWI on Devon while Ray is out on the floor for the pin! WINNERS AND NEW TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: BEER MONEY. The Invasion wasn't really necessary for the title change though - in fact I think it cheapens a match I had actually built up as being an old school battle for respect.
Kurt Angle is alone backstage in the Mafia lockerroom. He's got a mustache and a full beard of stubble from ear to ear - that's an interesting look for Angle. It's not a classic Olympic Champion look, but it's a menacing look. Gives a little more meaning to his promise to win the title as being "real, damn real." King of the Mountain video package follows.
* World Title KOTM: AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett, Mick Foley, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle
It looks like each man is going to get their own individual video package as they are introduced, just to kill a little more time. AJ Styles gets one putting him over as the only TNA Grand Slam Champion and his entrance ends at 10:19 EST. Joe is seen walking backstage with a black towel over his head and Tenay puts over how he's systematically decimated the Mafia, and as I suspected, Joe's package follows. He's put over as the only man to ever retain his title in KOTM. I hate noticing things like this, but it looks like Jarrett stuffed a sock down his trunks. I'm hella grateful when they go to his video package, noting he has never lost a KOTM that he has participated in. Kurt Angle is out fourth. We're reminded Angle won the vacant TNA World Title in 2007 in a KOTM match in Nashville. Angle goes for the cheap heat by wearing a Penguins jersey with Crosby's name on it. Mick Foley is out last with his trademark red flannel and the title over his right shoulder. His video package emphasizes that he's a man of many personas and unpredictable tendencies. Borash doesn't even make the Heavyweight Championship of the World introduction until 10:29 EST, so they've killed no less than 10 minutes with video packages and entrances. They're killing even more by introducing each man in the ring. I just now noticed Styles is wearing the Legends title around his waist, which Borash puts over, plus his seven years in TNA Wrestling. Joe is put over by J.B. as the 280 pound Nation of Violence. Jarrett is put over as the founder of TNA Wrestling. A few weirdos do a "we're not worthy" bow for him. Angle poses and begs the crowd for more heat with his Penguins jersey, spinning around for all sides to see. Last but not least the champion from Long Island, New York who gets a babyface pop from the crowd... oh well Tenay claims it's because Joe put on a Red Wings jersey to attack Kurt Angle. The camera finally goes over and catches it. Joe and his Osgood jersey are thrown into the penalty box to start the match as punishment, and on top of that the DQ is counting as a pin for Angle so KURT ANGLE IS THE FIRST QUALIFIER THE MOMENT THE BELL RINGS.
10:33 EST and we're finally underway. Jarrett and Styles take turns trying to pin Angle and he kicks out each time. There's a FO-LEY chant so despite what Tenay says, he's getting love from the crowd all on his own. God damnit, the split screen is back. Could they not show it to us until a guy is about to get in or out of the penalty box please? Joe gets out at 10:35. While we were distracted by that, Foley tells the ref that Jarrett got a pin. I have no idea if he could or not because we couldn't see, but West says it was a "free ticket" either way. JARRETT IS NOW QUALIFIED.
Foley calmly saunters to the penalty box. Meanwhile Joe and Jarrett are going at it. Joe hits a back senton splash on him for a near fall. Chop levels Jarrett while Styles and Angle brawl outside. Joe gets a crowd pop right before the crowd counts down Foley's last 5 seconds in the box. He gets back in and Joe hits him with discus forearms. Joe puts a kokina clutch on Foley. Angle and Jarrett brawl outside and Angle throws him over the guardrail into the front row. Once again the camera man misses the action - Foley tapped while we were looking at the brawl outside. FUCKING TNA CAMERA PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY DICK. Anyway Foley goes to the penalty box again and SAMOA JOE IS NOW QUALIFIED. Someone got the ladder because it's in the ring, and Joe takes advantage by suplexing Angle onto it, then whipping Jarrett back first into it when it's propped up in the corner. Joe is setting up the ladder right as Foley gets out of the box.
10:41 EST now as Joe makes his way up to hang the belt, but Foley runs straight into the ladder to send it crashing down. Joe falls back first onto the legs of the ladder, and he's lucky to have not been seriously hurt. He's selling like he was anyway. Styles gets tossed out to the apron by Foley, who pulls up Joe and throws him back first into the ladder. Joe ducks Foley coming in a second time and hip tosses him into said ladder. Jarrett tries to set up the ladder but it's too trashed to stand straight so he throws it at Angle on the outside and brings a fresh one in. Angle crotches Jarrett before he can climb to the top. Styles gets back in the ring and attacks Angle, then puts the ladder in the corner before tossing the title aside. Angle tries to suplex him but Styles lands on his feet. Styles tries to take Angle over but Angle turns it around and counters him right into the ladder. Meanwhile Jarrett was loading up the EL KABONG but Angle saw it coming and blocked it. Angle rolls through on a Jarrett attempt into an ankle lock but Jarrett kicks him away, grabbing the guitar in the process, and this time EL KABONG CONNECTS.
Jarrett begins to climb again at 10:45. Foley climbs up the other side and asks Jarrett to give him the belt. He of course refuses. They start to brawl and AJ dropkicks the ladder. The ladder slowly crashes down on AJ after both Foley and Jarrett take bumps. For unknown reasons Foley goes up to the top of the penalty box. For even more unknown reasons Styles decides to follow him to brawl. Foley teases a suplex spot with Styles twice. Styles headbutts him to save himself and Foley finally gets the upper hand and throws Styles back first into the six-sides. Joe tries to get a clutch on Jarrett but eats a Stroke. Jarrett in turn eats an Angle slam for two. Foley dives off the penalty box with an elbow on Angle! 1-2-3. MICK FOLEY IS QUALIFIED, ANGLE TO THE PENALTY BOX.
This is nowhere near as good as the opening X-Division KOTM, but I'm just now realizing that after all these years, I've finally gotten used to the rules of this reverse ladder match and maybe I don't hate it so much any more. I'd still like to see TNA have a normal ladder match where you pull down the belt to win but hey whatever. Joe tosses Styles over the top rope onto Foley, who was already staggering around on the floor. Apparently Styles got a pin out on the announce floor and ONCE AGAIN THE CAMERA PEOPLE MISSED IT. As it stands STYLES IS NOW QUALIFIED AND FOLEY'S HEADED TO THE BOX. Jarrett unsnaps the belt and climbs up to hang it, Styles climbs up the other side, Angle grabs one of Jarrett's legs and Jarrett drops the belt. Jarrett turns around to attack Angle, and Styles climbs back down so he can get the belt. Joe and Styles go at it and Styles hits Joe with a big dropkick. Everybody's laid out and it's now 10:52 EST.
Foley is out of the box again and staggers his way to the ring. AJ has the belt in his hands as Foley slides in and hits him with a punch. Jarrett and Foley end up on the outside fighting with each other while Joe is in the ring climbing up to hang the belt and become the champion for a second time. Styles grabs a leg to keep him from making it and is finally able to pull him off. He lands on his knees and it looks bad. Somehow the belt landed around Styles' neck and he climbs up wearing it, but Joe grabs him and pulls him off. Forearm shots. Styles sends Joe flying through the ropes into both Jarrett and Foley. Styles Clash on Angle! Styles climbs up to hang the belt but Joe runs back in and POWERBOMBS Styles off. Joe has the belt but Angle runs up the belt on the other side. JOE HANDS THE BELT TO KURT ANGLE AND HE HANGS IT UP. JOE JUST HANDED THE VICTORY TO ANGLE ON A SILVER PLATTER. ANOTHER FUCKING VINCE RUSSO SWERVE.
The entire Main Event Mafia come out to applaud as Angle sits at the top of the ladder with the title belt. Tenay and West both act shocked. Tenay screams about the irony of Joe stabbing all the TNA legends and originals in the back just to be accepted into the Mafia. The PPV immediately goes off the air at 10:56 PM EST. Is the Nation of Violence now permanently disbanded? Is Mick Foley really a face in this whole thing after all? What will Jarrett and Styles do about it? Will Angle dominate the show again, and does this mean that he renewed his contract with TNA? I'd tell you to watch Impact next week to find out, but that's a tough call to make, since even a bad swerve at the end of a TNA PPV is still better than almost any episode of TNA Impact most weeks. Instead all I can say is stay tuned to AngryMarks.com and through news updates and/or Impact recaps we'll fill you in. If you choose to watch next Thursday because of me, don't blame me if the show sucks. Overall a thumbs in the middle PPV leaning slightly up but as so often happens the finish left a bad taste in my mouth.
also candice michelle and sim snuka were released from wwe
Former WWF star turned politician B. Brian Blair, age 52, was arrested today on several counts of child abuse following a 4 AM incident with two sons, 17 and 12.
According to an article in the St. Petersburg Times, Blair got into an argument with his oldest son, shoving and punching him before locking him what was described as a "choke" that left his son with trouble breathing. The 12 year old then ended up being choked by Blair as well. There is no word at this time what led up to the incident.
Authorities were called to Blair's residence and he was arrested at 5:12 AM. Blair is currently being held without bail, standard procedure in domestic violence cases.
Blair is best known for his tag team with Jim Brunzell, the masked Killer Bees, wrestling for several years in the 1980s-era WWF. Blair also wrestled in the Florida area. He retired several years ago after claiming back injuries in a fall at a restaurant, although he did one final New Japan tour after that incident.
Blair was elected Hillsborough County Commissioner in 2004. He did not win his bid for re-election earlier this year.
Most recently within the business, Blair become famous for being the victim of an Iron Sheik rant about breaking Blair's back and "making him humble." The Youtube sensation ended up leading to Sheik slapping Blair at the end of an Iron Sheik roast dinner in New Jersey, which all sides have played up as a shoot since.
--http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=39545&p=1
I kinda like this Miz/Cena feud. It puts somebody different into the main event picture, and it's kind of a unique storyline so far.
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hopefully they steal the show this sunday..
the way things are i can almost see the miz winning this.,,
rhodes an dibiase def beat the colon's this sunday..
no way y2j unmasks mysterio
yeah not again lol!! remember mysterio lost his mask to him in wcw?Quote:
Originally Posted by battle?
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lol!!
but yeah miz/cena is different from all the shit going on so maybe they'll give us a good show
I want Jericho to turn face again! Only because his in-ring performance is so much better as a face. He delivers great promos too. The WWE are currently wasting Jericho's potential... Why don't they see this ?
Anyways; I'm a big Mysterio fan, but I'd like to see him unmasked. No homo.
Not because I haven't seen his face (the one on the front of his head, as opposed to kayfabe character), just because it would be cool.
Also, John Cena needs to switch up his gimmick. I hate this current pseudo-marine crap.
He needs to turn heel. But it's too late for him to go back to his old hip hop gimmick, so I don't know what they'd do with him.
PS. I always forget about this thread. Any tips on making me remember it?
Well this thread is stickied, so it shouldn't be too tough to find when you come into the Sports Zone. That might be one easy way to remember it.
I'd have to disagree with you on the Jericho thing. I prefer him as a heel, because I think his heel promos are more entertaining and his character overall.
Hmm. Do you not remember when he first turned face, or even when he first came to the WWF as a heel? He was a lot better. Maybe it's just him going downhill ?Quote:
Originally Posted by check two
Anyway; what's the deal with John Morrison, now he's an example of a character who's better as a heel.
monday night is jericho !!
always loved it when jericho said that,,
this cm punk jeff hardy match could steal the bash..
the miz better last more than 5 minutes against cena..
if not..
he could be the new santino..
or brooklyn brawler..
Yes I remember. Jericho was solid as a funny heel back in WCW also.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee
some results for the ones who cant see this cuz they r at work like me lol!!
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ECW Championship Scramble: champion "the Hardcore Legend" Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian Cage vs. "the All-American American" Jack Swagger vs. "the World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry vs. Fit Finlay
We're going to start out with Cage and Swagger, lock-up, Swagger backs Cage into the corner, but Cage reverses it. Swagger fights his way back out and knees Cage in the guts, clubs him in the back, headbutts him into the corner. Swagger lays in a few shoulder blocks to the midsection, punch to the head, whip off the ropes and Swagger tries to backdrop Cage, Cage slips out and slaps Swagger around a little. Do-si-do off the ropes, Swagger picks up Cage and plants him into the mat with a slam, cover and just a two count. Swagger with a wear-down hold, converting it into an abdominal stretch on the mat, then picking him up for a pump handle slam over the knees. Swagger puts Cage on the top turnbuckle, Cage fights him off and goes for a sleeper hold, Swagger tries to run backwards into the buckle to break it, Cage flips over the top but Swagger holds on with a front face lock, puts Cage in the corner and beats him up. Fans start up a "Lets Go Chris-tian" / "Lets go Swa-ger!" counter chant.
Count clocks down and Finlay is in next, he quickly takes out both Cage and Swagger with forearm shots, sends Swagger out of the ring and then focuses in on Cage, leg drop, cover and a two count. Finlay with a stiff short-arm clothesline, whips Cage into the corner, charges, Cage with a boot up and the corkscrew elbow out of the middle buckle, cover, two count. Swagger grabs Cage as he bounces off the ropes, pulls him out and lays him out. Finlay with a dropkick to Swagger's face as Jack tries to get into the ring, but Swagger thumbs Finlay in the eye, rolls him up, 1-2-3. Swagger is the current ECW Champion.
Swagger throws Finlay out of the ring, tries to whip Christian in, but Cage with a sunset flip, pin attempt, two count. Cage slams Swagger, hooks the leg, cover, two count. Swagger returns the slam, sending Cage out of the ring. Tommy Dreamer now enters, Cage tries for a dropkick on Dreamer, Dreamer ducks it. Dreamer with a bulldog on Swagger, ducks a clothesline from Cage, hits a power slam, cover, two count. A DDT for Swinger puts him back down, Cage is put into the Tree of Woe and Dreamer charges with the hesitation dropkick in the corner. Swagger is back up, this time Dreamer doesn't get to counter as Swagger throws him head-first into Cage's midsection, both men thrown out of the ring. Swagger steps out and throws Dreamer head-first into the ECW announcer's table, tries to do the same with Finlay, but Finlay counters by throwing Swagger into the ringpost. Finlay throws Swagger in, throws him into the ringpost again, Celtic Cross, knee in the face for the cover, 1-2-3. Fit Finlay is the current ECW Champion.
Cage and Dreamer recover and they double-team on Finlay, until Cage clotheslines Dreamer from behind. Cage climbs to the top turnbuckle, Dreamer cuts him off and climbs up as well. Swagger slides into the ring, Cage knocks Dreamer off the ropes, Swagger with a clothesline on Dreamer, then runs up, clubs Cage in the back and they trade blows. Count clocks down and it's Mark Henry coming out w/ Tony Atlas. Henry clotheslines Dreamer, runs over to Swagger/Cage fighting, hits them with the chain-double suplex and takes out Dreamer in the process. Swagger thrown out, Cage press slammed out of the ring, Finaly back in and eats a headbutt from Henry. Dreamer tries for a cross-body block off the top, Henry catches him, World's Strongest Slam, 1-2-3. Mark Henry is the current ECW Champion.
Finlay gets beat up more, Swagger runs in and gets beat up, Cage runs in and eats a headbutt. Swagger and Finlay team up to take out Henry's quad, Cage comes over to help and all three help to kick him out of the ring. Cage tries for an inside cradle on Finlay, two count. Finlay whips Cage into the turnbuckle chest-first, then suicide dive on Swagger to the outside. Three minutes left in the match, Dreamer with a dive on Henry, Cage with a dive on Dreamer, and everybody but Henry is now out on the outside of the ring, laid out. Henry climbs up the turnbuckles, going for a dive of his own?? No, Swagger runs in and takes him out from behind, Swagger with a moonsault off the middle buckle, hooks the leg, 1-2-3. Jack Swagger is the current ECW Champion.
2:10 left in the match, swagger is defending the ring, but Henry gets back to his feet and takes out Swagger from behind, Swagger hung up on the ropes and Henry with the guillotine legdrop on the ropes, SLIDES THROUGH THE ROPES!! Ouch! Cage gets in the ring and hits Swagger with the Killswitch, cover, Dreamer runs in and breaks it up with the DDT, cover, 1-2-3. Tommy Dreamer is the current ECW Champion. 1:10 left in the match, Swagger tries for a schoolboy on Dreamer, Finlay breaks it up, Finlay with a pin, Swagger and Cage break it up, 45 seconds left, Swagger covers Dreamer, two count. Finlay with a DDT on Swagger, Henry breaks it up. Henry covers Swagger, two count as Dreamer breaks it up. 10 seconds left, everybody tries for a pin at once, but nobody can get a clean pin in!
WINNER and STILL ECW Champion, Tommy Dreamer! We run the highlights, backstage Edge runs into Teddy Long's office and demands to be inserted into tonight's WWE World Heavyweight Championship match. Long frankly tells Edge that he's had his shot and he's not getting any help. Edge tells Long that he's going to be out of a job.
WWE Intercontinental Championship vs. Mask Match: champion Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio, Jr.
Mysterio's mask is on the line here, if he loses the match he gives up the mask. Todd Grisham & Jim Ross introduce us to the match as Mysterio comes out, then they run down the history of the feud. Jericho comes out next, heels the crowd, Charles Robinson your referee. We lock-up, Jericho tries to go for the mast, Mysterio fights him off into the corner, Jericho counters with a knee to the midsection, club in the back, then a side headlock, shouting, "C'mon Mysterio! C'mon 6-1-9! C'mon 6-1-9!" Mysterio whips Jericho off the ropes but eats a shoulder tackle from the champ, drawing boos from the crowd. Mysterio leapfrogs over Jericho, but Jericho with another kick to the midsection, Mysterio counters with a headscissor takeover from the middle rope, sends Jericho out of the ring, tries for a baseball slide that Jericho catches and slings Mysterio into the ringside barrier. OUCH! The ringside fans start a "Y-2-J! Y-2-J!" chant that he actually acknowledges, but the rest of the fans boo.
Jericho pulls Mysterio back into the ring, catapults him neck-first into the bottom rope, delayed vertical suplex, cover, two count. Jericho with a chinlock/armlock combination to wear Mysterio down, taunting him. Mysterio gets to his feet, elbows and kicks loose, but Jericho clubs him in the back again, plants him on the top rope, club to the back, climbs up and punches Mysterio in the back of the head before trying to rip the mask off. Mysterio elbows Jericho off the top turnbuckle, turns around, seated senton, bounces off the ropes and Jericho counters with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker over the knee, cover by the champion, two count only. Jericho kicks Mysterio in the back of the head, then drives him backwards into the corner before choking him with the boot, ref breaks it up. Jericho pulls him back up, drags him to the opposite corner and headbutts him into the turnbuckle, then walks off. Jericho with a baseball slide dropkick into Mysterio's side, sending him out of the ring.
Jericho reaches through the ropes to bring Mysteiro back in, tries to suplex him in over the ropes, Mysterio floats over, punches, whip off the ropes, Jericho serves up a knee to the face, dropkick to the face, cover and a hook of the legs, Mysterio barely kicks out. Jericho taunts Mysterio even more, grabs both arms and pulls them behind Mysterio's back. Mysterio back to his feet, kicks Jericho in the knees from behind, kick to the face, forearm smash, whip off the ropes, reversal, Mysterio holds on, Jericho charges, Mysterio pulls down the top rope and Jericho sails over the top, injuring his legs. Mysterio climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a seated senton on Jericho outside of the ring, but Mysterio crashes and burns himself. Both men take a breather, slug it out, get back into the ring, Mysterio slingshots in with a cross-body block on Jericho, cover, two count.
Mysterio whips Jericho to the corner, reversal, Mysterio floats over, dropkicks Jericho head-first into the turnbuckle, goes back outside, springboards off one set of ropes, over to the second set into the moonsault on Jericho, covert, two count! Damn! Mysterio tries for another slingshot moonsault on Jericho, but Jericho catches him, plants him, cover and a two count. Jericho stomps on Mysterio a few times as Mysterio crawls to a corner. Jericho comes over and doles out some punches. Fans start a "6-1-9! 6-1-9!" chant. Jericho whips Mysterio into the corner, reversal and Jericho eats the buckle, staggers out, Mysterio with a moonsault off the top rope, cover, two count. Mysterio bounces off the ropes, tries for a flying legscissor, Jericho steps back, drops Mysterio on his face and then slaps on the Sharpshooter. Mysterio crawls for the ropes... Jericho tries to stop it, Mysterio gets the ropes though, referee breaks it.
Jericho charges Mysterio, Mysterio pulls down the top rope, Jericho sails over but holds onto the rope, Mysterio tries for the 6-1-9, Jericho ducks out of the way and counters with a clothesline from the apron. Jericho tries to climb to the top turnbuckle, Mysterio runs over, enziguri into the head, climbs up and goes for a hurracanrana off the top, Jericho holds onto the legs and instead turns it into a powerbomb! Jericho covers, puts his legs on the middle ropes, Mysterio kicks out! Ringside fans start another "Y-2-J! Y-2-J!" chant. Jericho tries for the Lionsault, Mysterio rolls out of the way, then a legscissor into a roll-up, two count. Mysterio with a drop toe hold on Jericho, sets up for the 6-1-9, Jericho counters with a airplane spin into a backbreaker, but Mysterio re-counters with a tornado DDT, cover, two count.
Both men take a moment to clear the cobwebs, Mysterio with kicks to the back of Jericho's legs, bounces off the ropes, tries for a cross-body block and Jericho counters with the Codebreaker. Mysterio looks DEAD! Jericho takes forever to go for the cover, hooks the leg... 1... 2... Mysteiro kicks out! Referee gets an earful from Jericho over the slow count. Jericho falls back on the ropes, takes a breather, then takes out some aggression on Mysterio with kicks to the back and some taunting. Jericho picks up Mysterio like a rag doll, Snake Eyes face-first into the turnbuckle. Jericho puts Mysterio up on the top turnbuckle, climbs up, delivers a pair of headbutts, climbs to the top turnbuckle, tries to toss Mysterio across the ring, Mysterio's feet hooks the ropes, Jericho falls to his back, Mysterio counters with a dropkick, goes for the 6-1-9 on the ropes, Jericho steps back and whips Mysterio into the Sharpshooter again!
Mysterio rolls under Jericho to break it, Jericho tries to pick him up, Mysterio floats over for a pin attempt, Jericho blocks it by sitting on Mysterio, Jericho goes for the pin, Mysterio flips him over, two count, Jericho flips him over, two count... JERICHO HAS THE MASK... MYSTERIO HAS A SECOND MASK ON! Jericho dropkicked into the ropes... 6-1-9 from Mysterio... slingshot splash off the ropes... cover... 1-2-3!
WINNER and NEW WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Rey Mysterio Jr. We play the highlights from the match, then play the Trump/McMahon showdown from this past week's Raw that put Raw back in the hands of Vince McMahon. We then go back stage where Jericho demands an immediate rematch from WWE SmackDown General Manager Teddy Long. Long tells him he's denied, and says that next month will mark his 5th year as a WWE GM, the longest running GM in WWE history. He says he didn't get there by giving in to crybaby demands. Jericho threatens Teddy Long's job, and tells him to change his mind.
No DQ/No Countout Grudge Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. the Great Khali (w/ Rungen Singh)
Ziggler start off with punches, Khali tosses him across the ring, whips him into the corner, big chop to the chest out of the corner, Ziggler rolls around the mat. Khali whips him into another corner, Ziggler with a dropkick to the knee, puts Khali in the corner, leaps up and tries to lay in some punches, Khali throws him over the top outside of the ring, Khali injures his knees on the way down. Khali clotheslines Ziggler on the floor, another big chop to the chest, tries another and Ziggler ducks out of the way. Ziggler with a pair of dropkicks off the apron, goes for a third, Khali with another chop to the chest. "Hand like a skillet!" comments Grisham. Ross chimes in, "I got hit with a skillet once, second marriage, wasn't nice!" LOL
Ziggler grabs a chair and hits Khali in the knee a few times, hits a couple of chop blocks to the back of the knee, knee to the side of the head, cover, two count. Ziggler lays in punches and goes for a front face lock on Khali, even trying for a guillotine choke?? Fans start cheering for Khali, he pumps his fist, picks up Ziggler and just drops him face-first, followed by a clothesline and a kick to the face. Khali rallies the fans, sets up for a Khali Chop...
EXPLOSION!!! It's Kane! He's coming down to the ring! Ziggler uses the distraction to grab the chair and take out Khali's knee! Kane steps into the ring, Ziggler slides out of the way. Kane picks up the chair and cracks Khali over the back, then in the head, then to the back again as Khali goes down and eats a half-dozen chair shots to the body! Kane throws the chair aside and steps out of the ring, walks to the back. Ziggler slips in the ring, hooks the leg, 1-2-3.
WINNER: Dolph Ziggler. We replay Kane's attack on Khali. Backstage Mr. McMahon greets Teddy Long in his office, says he has come to apologize to Long for what he said on SmackDown this past week... until he heard Long gloating about his long tenure and says that he's accomplished "absolutely nothing!" McMahon tells Long that his predicessors including Mike Adamle and Eric Bischoff all made their marks, and Long had better do the same.
WWE Unified Tag Team Championship: champions Carlito & Primo Colon vs. Priceless (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase, Jr.)
Before the match start, WWE SmackDown General Manager Teddy Long comes out and announces that he's making this a TRIPLE THREAT match... by adding the team of EDGE AND CHRIS JERICHO! Priceless tries to take advantage of this by attacking the Colons before the bell, but things settle down quickly.
Colons with the early offensive on DiBiase, quickly tagging off and on. DiBiase finally gets a jawjacker on Primo, Jericho blind tags himself in, Primo back drops him, and Rhodes gets a blind tag on Jericho, front face lock on Primo, tags in DiBiase, they trade blows, Primo gets the upper-hand with kicks, leg sweep, elbow drop, cover, two count. Carlito tags in and dropkicks DiBiase in the face as Primo leapfrogs him, cover, two count. Carlito with a reverse chinlock, then a sleeper on DiBiase. DiBiase gets to his feet, Carlito puts him in the corner, Primo tags in, punch to the face, whip off the ropes, Primo goes for a hip toss, DiBiaes blocks it, elbow to the face, forearm into Carlito's face, Rhodes tags in and takes over the attack on Primo. Whip off the rops by Rhodes, reversal, Primo eats another elbow to the face.
DiBiase tags in and double-armwringer into a clohtesline by Priceless. DiBiase tags in Primo, Carlito runs over to chase him off. Primo gets whipped chest-first into the corner by Priceless as Rhodes tags in. Edge and Jericho frustrated that they can't get a tag in, Priceless keeping the action in their corner of the ring. Rhodes with a snap mare into a chicken wing. Primo powers out, gets to his feet, chest to the midsection, Jaw Jacker, Rhodes rolls across the ring, Edge blind tags himself in, goes for a spear, Primo leapfrogs him, Edge runs into the opposite corner and DiBiase blind tags himself in. Snap mare on Primo, followed by a few elbow drops to the chest, cover, two count. Primo with a schoolboy, cover, two count. DiBiase runs down Primo with a knee to the face. Rhodes tags in, DiBiase hems him up and Rhodes with a standing dropkick into the face, cover, two count. Rhodes with a jackknife cover, two count.
Rhodes with kicks to the back of the head, then a head vice submission wrapping his legs around Primo's head and tilting the head sideways. Primo punches Rhodes in the face, flips him over for a pin, two count, Rhodes counters with a short-arm clohtesline, another cover and a two count. Rhodes picks up Primo, Primo with punches to the midsection, tries for a tag, Rhodes cuts him off with a thumb to the eye. Rhodes tries for some sort of submission over the back.. not sure what it is. Primo keeps wiggling around, Edge runs in and pulls Primo off, Rhodes gets in his face about it, returns to Primo, Primo kicks him off. Rhodes tags in DiBiase who cuts off Primo from the tag again, whip off the ropes, Primo with a kick to the chest then backdrrops DiBiase over the top rope. Rhodes jump off to roll DiBiase back in the ring then make a blind tag, Carlito tags in and hits a cannonball off the top, lays in punches, whip off the ropes, boot to Rhode's misection, kneelift, clothesline, whip off the ropes, reversal, Carlito nails the reverse springboard elbow, cover, DiBiase breaks up the pin, Primo dropkicks DiBiase out of the ring, Jericho runs in, codebreaker on Primo, Carlito throws him out, thorws Rhodes aside, tags Edge in the face, thorws Rhodes into the turnbuckle!
Carlito tries to pull Rhodes out of the corner, Rhodes holds onto the ropes, Edge blind tags in, Carlito with the Back Stabber, goes for the corner, referee refuses to count! Carlito gets up to complain, referee points out the legal man, Carlito turns around... SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! Edge covers... 1... 2... 3
WINNER and NEW WWE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, EDGE AND CHRIS JERICHO! And with that, Chris Jericho becomes the first WWE wrestler to hold EVERY WWE title available to him during his run! He was already a WWE Grand Slam and Triple Crown Champion, he was only missing the WWE World Tag Team Championships... and now history has been made! And, ladies and gentlemen, I've been calling it for months!
Backstage Rhodes & DiBiase complain to WWE Champion Randy Orton about losing their titles, Randy Orton tells them that their loss is meaningless, it doesn't matter, Orton needs them for his match later tonight. DiBiase goes off on Orton, telling him he didn't sign up to be a lackey for him. Orton tells DiBiase that perhaps he made a mistake returning. DiBiase sarcastically wishes Orton good luck in his match tonight and storms off. Rhodes says he's going to go talk to DiBiase.
WWE Women's Championship: champion Melina Perez vs. Michelle McCool (w/ Alicia Fox)
Quick introductions for both women, bell rings, they charge for the lock-up, McCool with a knee to the midsectio and a club to the back, Perez fires back with forearm shtos to the face, bounces off the ropes, McCool tries for a choke slam but Perez blocks it, rolls up McCool, pin attempt. Perez is all over the place with the offense, clotheslines McCool, two count. Perez throws McCool onto the wropes, wraps an arm through the top rope and tries to snap it off, referee breaks it up. McCool counters with a dropkick to Perez's patella, then lays in with kicks to the knee. Perez tries to use her other leg to kick McCool off, but McCool with the ground 'n pound, cover, two count.
McCool grabs the injured leg and whips it around the ring a few times, then throws Perez into the corner, Perez stumbles on her injured knee and falls. McCool picks her up, wraps the knee around the middle rope and pulls, kicks the knee, Perez crumples. McCool slides outside, grabs the leg, slams it into the ringpost then the top of the stairs. McCool puts the foot between the steps and the ring, then kicks the steps. McCool drags Perez to the middle of the ring, cover, two count. McCool picks u Perez, tilt-a-whirl gutwrench powerbomb over the knee, then grabs Perez's injured leg and smacks her in the back of the head with it! McCool throws her down like a rag doll, Perez crawls off to the corner, McCool keeps up the kicks to the injured leg, backs up and tries for a Yakuza Kick, Perez side steps it, McCool is hung up in the ropes. Perez uses elbows but tries for a knee to the midsection and falls.
McCool follows up with a chop block to the back of the injured knee, tries to whip Perez off the ropes, Perez hangs on, uses kicks and elbows to block it. McCool puts Perez in the corner, Perez hangs on, McCool drags her out and tries for a powerbomb, Perez rolls out of it, dropkick to McCool's head, cover, two count. Perez limps up, McCool trips her, covers, two count. McCool drives Perez into the corner, sets her on the top turnbuckle, climbs up for a superplex, Perez punches her off, flies off the top with a cross body block, lands on the injured knee, goes for a cover, 1... 2... Alicia Fox grabs McCool's foot and plants it on the rope, points it out to the referee who stops the count. Perez dropkicks Fox in the face, but that allows McCool to pick up Perez and slam her to the mat, cover, two count.
McCool tries for the Faith Breaker (aka the Styles Clash if you watch TNA Wrestling), slams Perez to the mat, 1-2-3.
WINNER and NEW WWE Women's Champion, Michelle McCool! Second record-setting match tonight, Michelle McCool becomes the first person to hold both the WWE Divas Championship and the WWE Women's Championship. McCool celebrates on the ropes, then steps down on the floor as Alicia Fox raises her hand. Perez is laid out cold on the mat.
WWE World Tag Team Championship: champion CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Punk is introduced first, showing two things: a) Jeff Hardy is being pushed as the babyface in this feud (even though Punk's done nothing to be a heel) and b) WWE likes ticking off the smarks who believe the champion should always be introduced last! *hehe* Hardy introduced next and he limps out to glad hand with the fans. Fans with a SOLID "HAR-DY! HAR-DY! HAR-DY!" chant that Punk just grins at.
Bell rings and both men work the crowd for the cheers for Hardy, we lock up, Punk powers Hardy into the corner, we're not getting a clean break here... at least not without argument from Punk, proving his point. Lock up again, Hardy with an aggressive side headlock, Punk powers out of it and reverses the headlock. Hardy shoots Punk off the ropes, Punk takes him down with a shoulder block. Both men back up, take their time, Punk with a go-behind for the reverse waistlock, Hardy reverses it, Punk looking for a counter goes for a simple elbow to the side of the head, into a hammer lock, hardy reverses it, side headlock into a takeover on the mat, pulls him back up into the side headlock. Punk shoots Hardy off, but Hardy holds on and puts the breaks on in the middle of the ring.
Punk gets to his feet, just overpowers Hardy, takes him down with his own side headlock takeover. Hardy gets up, shoots Punk off, and Punk with another shoulder tackle, fans boo it. Punk floats over Hardy, Hardy floats over Punk, and Punk tries for the Go To Sleep, Hardy wiggles out, rolls up Punk, two count. Hardy tris for the Twist of Fate, Punk blocks it, Hardy stumbles back to the ropes, Punk charges, Hardy backdrops him over the top to the floor and follows up with a slingshot cross-body block to the floor. Hardy pulls the steel ringsteps out, picks up Punk and throws him shoulder-first into the ringside barrier. Hardy steps back, launches himself off the steps for a leg lariat, Punk side-steps it and Hardy crashes into the ringside barrier. Punk rolls into the ring and tells the referee to start a countout. Punk runs over at five and distracts the referee, forcing the referee to stop the count for a moment. Punk takes a break in the corner, Hardy dives into the ring at 9 (thanks to an additional six second break). Punk quickly covers Hardy, two count as Hardy kicks out, holding his left leg.
Punk sits Hardy up and nails him with kicks and knees to the back, then wraps his legs around Hardy's head for a Figure Four Headlock (that's a move? Is that in the BBBOWM??) Punk rolls Hardy over, covers, two count. Punk picks up Hardy and nails a backbreaker over the knee, cover, hooks the leg, two count. Punk takes his time setting Hardy up, goes back to the Figure Four Headlock, shouting at Hardy, "Get up, Jeff! Get up!" Punk breaks it off, tries for a guillotine legdrop off the top rope, Hardy rolls out of the way and limps off to the corner. Punk recovers, charges, Hardy side-steps it and Punk eats the turnbuckle face-first! Hardy leaps off the corner with the Whisper 'O the Wind, goes for the cover, two count as Punk kicks out. Both men take their time getting to their feet, Hardy is up first, bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Punk, another clothesline, a third and then inverted Atomic Drop on Punk, followed by a split-leg dropkick to the midsection, cover, one...two... Punk kicks out.
Hardy picks up Punk in a front face lock, picks him up and front face slam into the mat. Hardy rolls under the ropes, climbs to the top turnbuckle, Punk rolls out of the ring, thinking he was avoiding the impact, Hardy steps down and runs across the apron to deliver a flying clohtesline on Punk! Hardy rolls Punk in, dropkick to the back sends Punk head-first into the corner. Hardy charges for the pendulum dropkick, Punk avoids it, tries for the GTS, Hardy holds the rope, Punk counters with a roundhouse kick, running knee to the face, and a bulldog out of the corner! Punk covers, but only gets a two count! Punk takes his time getting up, waits for Hardy to get to his feet, kick to the knee, kick to the othe rknee, roundhouse kick, paintbrus slaps, Hardy ducks the spinning backfist and counters with the Twist of Fate! Hardy peels off his shirt... climbs to the top turnbuckle... Swanton Bomb.... CRASH AND BURN as Punk rolls ut of the way!
Fans are calling for the GTS, but Punk takes his time getting to his feet, and then calls for the GTS. Punk picks up Hardy, Hardy slumps. Punk again picks him up, Hardy with the inside cradle, 1-2-KICKOUT and an angry CM Punk kicks Hardy in the back of the head, sets up for the GTS, Hardy wiggles out and hits a SECOND Twist of Fate, Punk lands near the corner. Fans explode as Hardy climbs to the top turnbuckle... SWANTON BOMB CONNECTS! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!
WINNER and NEW WWE WORLD ... NO! Referee says NO PIN! He says Punk's foot was UNDER the bottom rope! We hit the replay... and it was! But the referee counted three BEFORE he sees it, but he's correcting it now! Hardy is arguging with the referee, fans are booing... Punk is trying to pull himself up by the ropes. Referee informs Punk of his decision and is allowing him to get to his feet. Fans are ardently chanting for Hardy. Referee restarts the match, Hardy tries for another Twist of Fate, Punk counters with a GTS, Hardy wiggles out but inadvertently pokes Punk in the eye! Referee gives Punk time to recover. Hardy tries to come over several times to grab Punk, referee pushing him back... Punk is holding his hands over his eyes, referee turns around CM PUNK BLASTS THE REFEREE IN THE BACK WITH A KICK! Punk staggers backwards into the corner, holding his eye, unable to see what he just did! Referee pulls himself up, turns around, Punk realizes what happened and tries to claim innocence, but the referee calls for the DQ!
WINNER AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION, Jeff Hardy! CM Punk retains the title! Fans start a "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" chant, Punk tries to plead with the referee to restart the match, referee won't do it. Punk takes his title and leaves... Jeff Hardy rolls out of the ring, spins Punk around, they trade words, Punk tries to explain his eye, Hardy says Punk kicked the referee on purpose... and hauls off and hits Punk in the eye again! Hardy throws Punk into the ring and beats the hell out of him! Punk cowers up, trying to protect his eye! Referees run in to break up the fight, Hardy is getting all the cheers here even though he just attacked the injured champion! Hardy is finally restrained, another referee helps Punk to the back, Punk still holding his eye. Hardy holds the ring acting all pissed off as the fans cheer for him, finally leaves.
Backstage the Colons burst into Teddy Long's office to complain about inserting Edge & Jericho int the tag team match. Long says he knew that they were going to complain, but he was under pressure from Mr. McMahon to do something, and he's standing behind his decision. "Now you two can get to steppin'!" proclaims the GM! WORD! Carlito & Primo are not happy.
Elsewhere, Randy Orton is trying to call Cody Rhodes on his cellphone, gets the voicemail.
John Cena vs. Mike "the Miz" Mizanin
This should be a fun, short match, bell rings, and the fans start chanting for Cena. I lose all my video, I come back in time to see Cena trying to slam Miz, but Miz grabbing the ropes to break it and going on the offensive. Miz climbs to the top turnbuckle, double axehandle smash off the top on Cena's head! Miz coves, two count. Mizanin with a snap suplex, cover, two count. Mizanin drills Cena right in the eyes, kick to the side of the head, whips Cena into the corner chest-first and catches him with a clohtesline out of the buckle, cover and a two count. Cena targets the back of Cena's neck with a kneedrop, then charges across the ring with a baseball slide dropkick that sends Cena out of the ring. Mizanin tosses him back in, cover, two count.
Mizanin kicks Cena in the back of the head a few times, then pulls Cena up to drill him between the eyes a few more times. Cena blocks a punch and fires back with punches, whips Mizanin off the ropes, reversal, Cena nails Mizanin with a pair of clotheslines, ducks the wild punch by Mizanin and plants him with the side slam and... you know what time it is, kids! YOU! CAN'T! SEE! ME! BOOM! The Five Kunckle Shuffle... into the Attitude Adjustement... DELIVERED! Cena rolls Mizanin over, locks in the STF, Mizanin taps out!
WINNER: John Cena. Nope, you didn't miss much, it was a good piss break match, it went exactly as you wanted it to, this one was for the fans! Cena stands in front on Mizanin's face, turns around and wipes off his feet, he's done with this scrub!
HEY HEY HEY... MAYBE SOME OF US WANT TO WATCH IT. POST THE LINK, EDIT YOUR POST AND REMOVE THE RESULTS.
Shit, you almost killed me man!
ppv sucked
edge an y2j tag champs..
wow..terrible move
diabase an rhoades was the logical choice..they shuda got the push
looks like the "legacy" wont be around much longer..
specially after that an teddy's disagreement with orton after the match
I agree, it was pretty terrible; I didn't even bother to watch the Cena match, just skipped it.
The highlight of the night may well have been Edge and Jericho winning the tag titles. HOPEFULLY; they'll stay as a tag team for a while and potentially turn face.
I hope Teddy Long goes pretty soon, Mr. Mcmahon was right, he hasn't done anything for the whole time he's been there.
I expect RAW will be getting a new GM too?
Peace.
the match of the night was mysterio y2j..
it makes no sense for edge an y2j to get a tag title push..
u have to kind of think that this is a step down for each of them
both had been champ.
jericho just lost the int con title to mysterio
now they are in the sea of med-i-o-core midcarders..
legacy deserved the push
I think they have different plans for Legacy, and I'm glad - Ted Dibiase has a future ahead of him, but he is in dire need of a good gimmick.
Cody Rhodes fails.
I really wanted Mysterio unmasked, but I knew it wouldn't happen.
it happened in wcw already
I know, and its funny how Vince said something like "we'll finally see your true identity". lol.
They seem to ignore that.
But no, I don't mean so I can see his face, it's just I want him to wrestle mask-less.
Also, I think what will bring WWE back to the top, and re-gain all its lost TNA fans is a re-established Cruiserweight division. What do you think?
cruiserweight div will never happen..
where would they put it..
ecw?
for cruiserweights now they have..tyson kid,even born,..??
what they need to do is get some more light on this tag div an thats the only reason i can see that y2j an edge became champs..
again cody an ted should of got the push
since orton talked up there group legacy being better than the horsemen,etc, than it is crucial for this stable to all own gold..
maybe they'll get a re-match when the million dollar man is gm on raw next week..
where the fuck has cryme tyme been..
the wwe sometimes acts like wcw never happened
You fucking asshole! I wanted Mr. Mcmahon to reveal the new GM.Quote:
Originally Posted by battle?
Are you Vince ?
:(
Anyway; Tyson Kid and all those bitches are just Heavyweight wannabes, I don't see them as Cruiser.
Like Jeff, he's neglecting his high flying abilities. Wow, he jumps out of the ring and does a Swanton every so often. He's a faggot.
Hurricane. Did you see him on ECW last week ?
Cruiserweight is Hurricane.
maybe u should watch raw..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee
million dollah man's son revelead that last night....
there is a new gm every week..:spin:
Yeah just watched it.
Shit's wack.
wasnt there a ted dibiase , back in the day , the million dollar man ?
^ Yes, the Ted DiBiase I'm talking about is his son.
Wow, I just thought, next Monday when the Million Dollar Man is 'host', do you think he will have some kind of altercation with his son?
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Originally Posted by MOUSER WORDS
edge out the rest of the year???
john cena's new gear makes him look like he's a john dear salesmen...
R.I.P. to Waldo von Erich.
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Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee
Yeah it happen in WcW and right after Rey became mad badass they gave him a big push he knocked off Kevin Nash, Bam Bam, and even pulled off a heavyweight title shot against Ric Flair...I would like to see Rey wrestle without his mask again it would force him to switch his style like before..Quote:
Originally Posted by hectis
The WWE to me needs acouple things...a reworked cruiserweight division, the dropping of that weird-ass diva title, a better tag-team division, and new wrestling-skilled wrestlers not jus crowd-pleasers they have enough of those...I would really love to see some wrestlers back who can really wrestle like D'Lo Brown, Elijah Burke, Marcus CorVon, Kevin Thorn...they had good talent but released them not sure why...and there's alot of good talent out there that WWE is over-looking...I also feel Vince should jus pass the torch to Shane already I think he'll do a better job since he's more hands-on and was a legit wrestler....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee
I think they were going to push the tag team titles with Y2j and Edge being champions, but now with Edge injuied and likely out fo the rest of the year who knows what they will do, hopefully they still ty to build tag teams back up lie back in the day.
WWE seriously need to quit these anti-climaxes.
I wait all fucking week for ECW - just to see Sheamus, and they don't even put him on!
Sheamus seems to be the best in ECW right now, he's Finlay x10.
I think wwe needs to bring managers back to help get some wrestlers over, for example, Shelton is the best wrestler when it comes to ring skills; however, he lacks mic skills, so imagine if he had lets say a Paul heyman doing the talking for him
^^ yeah mangers would be cool...but Vince is cheap he doesn't wanna hire those guys
What's been going on in TNA lately? Samoa Joe with the Main Event Mafia now?