How to holla without eye rolls and teeth suckin 101

I can't believe all these niggas with they responses. Ya'll really think u got it going on.....I'd be surprised what type of girl u pull. Styles......yeah he got game for days so I know he could get it all day........but I don't know about some ya'll..........just sayin.

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Originally Posted by STYLE

pretending to drink is one of the illest "tricks" in the book. i like to drink so i've only done it a few times. mostly when i tried to be on some quasi god body shit.

but yo. buy her a drink and you get soda. toast that shit and everything. she'll think you are a beast for knocking back 6-7 drinks and staying on point and you'll have all of your wits and can basically dictate how drunk you want her to be.

plus if you tip a few times and tell the bartender you are a designated driver but you wished you could drink most times they will give you the soda for free.

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science...that is kind of a sleazy move, but i've done it though

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

I can't believe all these niggas with they responses. Ya'll really think u got it going on.....I'd be surprised what type of girl u pull. Styles......yeah he got game for days so I know he could get it all day........but I don't know about some ya'll..........just sayin.

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girls say im pretty

jus sayin

and stop over thinking shit. talking to a girl should be no different then talking to a guy. just fuckin talk dude. some dudes think you gotta talk like this and that and come out all forced and lame


just when you talk talk minimally and in a calm tranquilized tone.
like i said all bitches wanna do in life is be turned on and feel famous.

So if you LOOK famous they'll fuck so that they can be famous, and if you speak calmly they'll get comfortable which is the prerequisite for getting turned on.





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quit being a bitch.

this particular night i was at jail bate central, and didn't say shit to any of them. The result is they smelt me, felt my cloat, and assumed i was famous cause i was balling out like charlie sheen in the 80s.
next thing you know they're getting jealous of the one that gets to sit on my lap hahahah!


Tetcus, you have the advantage that you're a fuckin nerd. that shit is an ADVANTAGE cause nerds think differently then everyone else and once they learn how to be Gods they're the biggest Gods ever.

like the dude above me said about the dude that lost his virginity at 20, that niggas figured it out, and his presumably advanced nerd like ability to learn and assess helped him reach industrial rates of cloat. I'm a nerd too, and once i got it, like other nerds, i GOT IT mastered it and can advance on it unlike a lot of ppl.

these brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye...they grow up so fast.
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but yeah queen. this thread separates the english from the dutch.

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Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ

girls say im pretty

jus sayin

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U I believe too :f

I can see Gavin having a lot of game cause he's a nerd and he's black. Mother fuckers don't know about that shit. Tetcus if you focus half the energy you do on rock into letting bitches know you have testosterone you'll be mackin whores like frank nitty.
right now all i give a fuck about is bobby valentino hair cuts, my mom, and getting a sick ass six pack for the spring. that shit's called advancement

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Originally Posted by Pandemic

hahahahahahhaha

cosign all of this

if you're really desperate, find pretty much any 18-22 ish year old girl, they are malleable/impressionable like a motherfucker.

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LOL dude for real! ahah
i was at a party where this bitch was cold trying to LEAVE HER BOYFRIEND just to be around a nigga
just following me like a lap dog and shit, she had to be 18-19. dude kept texting and calling her to come back upstairs and shit. why? cause i was making that bitch feel like i was her ticket to fame and shit.
i didn't even say anything like that, i just kept walking away when she'd say something retarded and making stark ass demands. Come downstairs, go get me a beer, and this nigga was treating her like Queen Vageen and shit. smh.

fuck game, just be Rick Flair.

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Originally Posted by TSA

Tetcus, you have the advantage that you're a fuckin nerd. that shit is an ADVANTAGE cause nerds think differently then everyone else and once they learn how to be Gods they're the biggest Gods ever.

like the dude above me said about the dude that lost his virginity at 20, that niggas figured it out, and his presumably advanced nerd like ability to learn and assess helped him reach industrial rates of cloat. I'm a nerd too, and once i got it, like other nerds, i GOT IT mastered it and can advance on it unlike a lot of ppl.

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yup

You are murdering shit right now.

It's 'clout' though, motherfucker.

TSA is the livest person on this site. Endless swag.

Queen Of Poetry
F.I.N.E.

^LOL yeah right

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

I don't agree with play on her insecurities but...........I will say the 2 seconds is correct. I can have a man introduce himself to me and as I am saying hi, my mind is sayin yeah Imma fuck u........this is why I always say that men need to shut the fuck up. Not the women..........if I give that yeah we fuckin look......shut up!!!!!!!! The panties is off, one dumb statement and I'm throwing them back on and going home to my toys.

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thanks for reposting a chris rock bit.

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

.every dude in the bar whip ur dick out and the best one wins!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm game. i might not win every weekend, but i'm definitely winning on the slower week nights.

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Originally Posted by DickyTouch

yArrogance over done will turn a bitch off faster than shitting ur pants in front of her

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however, this technique of shitting your pants in front of a girl has been known to work on some girls in cleveland

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Originally Posted by Pandemic

yup

You are murdering shit right now.

It's 'clout' though, motherfucker.

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my bad, you should know im illiterate

maybe its ironmans ugly penis that is holding him back?


thinka bout it, if the goal is to get a girl to touch your dick, yet its hideous and you are embarasseda bout it, thats gotta be a huge mind fuck.

I would tell ironman, if this is the case, that bitches still like dick. no matter shape or size or attractiveness.


Dont listen to Queen...

she is one of those broads you don't even bother with. Neurotic, self absorbed, obsessive. Consider it a blessing if she doesn't want you.

plus nobody wants no skinny black bitch

^LOL yeah dude fuck queen.

bitches like her always talk about dick but when they see that real village MEAT they start wondering what they got themselves into. smh. i'm tired of them

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Originally Posted by DickyTouch

Dont listen to Queen...

she is one of those broads you don't even bother with. Neurotic, self absorbed, obsessive. Consider it a blessing if she doesn't want you.

plus nobody wants no skinny black bitch

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Originally Posted by TSA

^LOL yeah dude fuck queen.

bitches like her always talk about dick but when they see that real village MEAT they start wondering what they got themselves into. smh. i'm tired of them

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How is what I said negative???? If u taking it that way, then maybe it applies...........I was simply makin a statement. Funny how all ya'll can come on here and say whatever but as soon as a female says something.......niggas wanna talk shit and say we this and that. SMDH