imagine if check two saw a fat girl wearing a flat-brimmed hat.
swallowing is a sign of love.
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imagine if check two saw a fat girl wearing a flat-brimmed hat.
swallowing is a sign of love.
maybe not the first few times. we know how you girls like to pretend you don't do those sorts of "bad" things. maybe after the first half dozen bjs, you let us finish in your mouth and you spit it out. then you can say things like, "i've never done that before with another guy." and we will pretend to believe you. once you start getting into double digits, you better start opening your throat.
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Originally Posted by Pandemic
So is jewelry.
here you go with the jew shit againQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
or shoes, right QOP?
I've probably spent more money this year on buying my girl shoes than i have on anything aside from bills.
What's the point in giving a blow job if you're not going to swallow? Some girls should stop complaining, and just do it. It's full of nutrients anyway.
I have seen some fat girls with flat brim hats and it's disgusting. It's worse than a fat girl trying to turn a dude on by licking her lips that have cheese doodle all over them.
YES!!!!! Nothing like a fabulous pair of shoes. Man I love shoes!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandemic
we have an entire spare bedroom full of my girl's shoes.
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Originally Posted by check two
So is spinach. Just sayin.
queen, do you use your vegan diet as an excuse not to swallow man-juice?Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
Maybe you'll suck off Popeye in the future?Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry
Spinach is dope.
Ha. Does it have meat in it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Vandelay
this whore (not in the perjorative sense, she was actually a prostitute) my cousin used to fuck with told me one time she could tell somebody's diet and whether they smoked by their jizz.
cool story bro.
what is it with women and shoes by the way? I just texted my girl to ask her and she just texted back 'lol i dunno u weirdo'
my girl has 5 pairs of brown boots that look virtually identical to the naked eye, but apparently each have their own designated uses. But sometimes, before we go out, she will try on all 5 pairs, and be all "Which of these high brown boots goes the best with this outfit?" and then I die a little inside