How to holla without eye rolls and teeth suckin 101

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Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ

its hard to choose a girl strictly on sense of humor because truthfully speaking, most women just aren't funny LOLZ. not saying that as a diss but... if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin

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a lot of men, like luis cipher, think they're funnier than they actually are.

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Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixx

nope, no pretensions. you're not supposed to rehearse anything.


when you meet certain people, you just end up somehow on your A game whether you were trying or not.

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In this case, acting IS putting on a front, which many people do everyday.

Like chicks don't put on a front when their around their "friends" or trying to gain attention from men. The same thing applies to men as well.

It's like me attending a party that's filled with white chicks. They're expecting thug type black men and here I come. They're in the mood for drugs and alcohol and I'll refuse to participate in that nonsense. What do you think going to happen? It's pretty obvious. I won't go to a place where I know I won't be welcomed or comfortable. It's simple

Some people feel that they have to behave this way and act that way in order to fit it or gain attention.

I can look at certain people and determine whether he/she is putting on a front, and I'm very good at that.

I constantly see women wearing clothes and hairstyles that their not comfortable in. They do it so they can be that "bitch". Some of them look down right ugly and disgusting!

Yes, I set my standards VERY high because I know what I want in a woman AND where to find them. The club, bar, crowd places are the last place I'd go.

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Everyone knows that when u meet someone u not really meeting them....u meeting they representative.......once u get all in that's when the real person comes out then u gotta decide if u can deal with them or not.........

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maybe you could get a relationship to work if you didn't follow every bit of relationship advice chris rock game you

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Originally Posted by ALCATRAZ

its hard to choose a girl strictly on sense of humor because truthfully speaking, most women just aren't funny LOLZ. not saying that as a diss but... if you look that good chances are you don't have to be funny nawmsayin

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This:

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Originally Posted by Art Vandelay

maybe you could get a relationship to work if you didn't follow every bit of relationship advice chris rock game you

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Chris is married right? Where u at relationship wise? With ur girly feet.....

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i'm not in a drought

^^ Shush!

I could put on my 'F' game, and still pick up the dime pieces.

^^ Boy please.....

so tetris? hows the lady game coming?
i'm gonna be in detroit in 4 weeks. then i'm headed to msu for homecoming. i'm giving you an open invite along with any other michigan natives to come on out to lansing and kick it like a boss i'm gonna have a huge tent, all u can drink open bar dj and a xbox tourney on a projection. msu black alumni.

lansing huh
thats only an hour from here

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Originally Posted by STYLE

so tetris? hows the lady game coming?
i'm gonna be in detroit in 4 weeks. then i'm headed to msu for homecoming. i'm giving you an open invite along with any other michigan natives to come on out to lansing and kick it like a boss i'm gonna have a huge tent, all u can drink open bar dj and a xbox tourney on a projection. msu black alumni.

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did he even post in this thread?

Tetris is cool but the problem is hes a square of enormous proportions. he calls us drug addicts when we talk about weed and alcoholics when we talk about beer.

broad im messing with right now was massaging my back two nights ago while I smoked a blunt before I went on to beat guts after getting my dick sucked under false pretenses. just cause I could. you gotta get that mentality in your head. Hoes want to have a good time too.


I would def come out to that event, drink all your dark liquor, pull a couple of beezies, smash you kids on your xbox platform and all that

rolling medicinal blunts and shit.

shiit.



p.s: youre sure to pull some respectable whores in this event - black alumni? you better hit that shit up. LOL im sure gavin will introduce you to a few

Detroit? That's just a few hrs from where I live!

OMG, thats only 36hours from where I live!

Maybe we could all meet and uh...ya know...RzaRectum, make sure you use those butt-shaving and ball-shaving techniques ya talked about, kay?

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Originally Posted by RzaRectum

Easy, stretch the skin out and shave one section at a time. Use common sense, tho and plenty of caution.

WuCorp. The only all male board you can receive advice on how to shave your ass hole.

Remember to wash them

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Originally Posted by RzaRectum

If you DO shave your ass, don't even THINK about letting out a fart, silent or not, deadly or not. That fart will fucking bubble between your cheeks so loud, you'll think you were in 6th grade again. LMAO!

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Originally Posted by RzaRectum

LOL, becareful. Those electric joints might snag your nut-tiskular sack and that would be worse, because of all the moving mechanisms powered by a small motor. It's actually better to shave using those cheap plastic razors you find sold by the bag at the grocery store or at walmart. Go for the quality disposable razors with features, like aloe strip at the top of the blade, etc.. Going for the bottom of the line cheap razors would be just as bad as the electric, because they have zero comfort features.

AND USE SHAVING CREAM #(

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Originally Posted by FMJ

Maybe we could all meet and uh...ya know...RzaRectum, make sure you use those butt-shaving and ball-shaving techniques ya talked about, kay?

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:lmao: Niggaz is still tryin aholla. My shit falls off the meat rack. ahahahah!!~1

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Ya'll need to stop dissing Ironman and don't be trying to give him to advice about how he's supposed to talk to black women. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with how he approaches black women. Fuck black women with their stuck up, golddigging, 3,4,5 kids having asses. Ya'll can diss me too and i don't care because i ain't kissing black women's asses so they can get with me. Ya'll niggas be kissing black women's asses so you can get some pussy because if you don't get no pussy, you'll cry about it LOL. I can do without pussy and i could care less if i never got none. Fuck these bitches because that's exactly what they are. Black women need to shut their fucking mouths and stop complaining about black men because they got some serious issues that they refuse to look at. Ironman, you'll eventually get a woman because a good black woman will see that you're a good guy. They're some good black women but they're hard to find. I just wanna fuck these bitches anyway because i ain't trying to be their boyfriend because all these bitches wanna do is spend black men's money, have babies and talk all the damn time hahahahahahahahahaha. Do black women ever stop talking so damn much? LOL. I can't stand black women that are always running their damn mouths. White women do the same thing too, always talking all the time.

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

Ya'll need to stop dissing Ironman and don't be trying to give him to advice about how he's supposed to talk to black women. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with how he approaches black women. Fuck black women with their stuck up, golddigging, 3,4,5 kids having asses. Ya'll can diss me too and i don't care because i ain't kissing black women's asses so they can get with me. Ya'll niggas be kissing black women's asses so you can get some pussy because if you don't get no pussy, you'll cry about it LOL. I can do without pussy and i could care less if i never got none. Fuck these bitches because that's exactly what they are. Black women need to shut their fucking mouths and stop complaining about black men because they got some serious issues that they refuse to look at. Ironman, you'll eventually get a woman because a good black woman will see that you're a good guy. They're some good black women but they're hard to find. I just wanna fuck these bitches anyway because i ain't trying to be their boyfriend because all these bitches wanna do is spend black men's money, have babies and talk all the damn time hahahahahahahahahaha. Do black women ever stop talking so damn much? LOL. I can't stand black women that are always running their damn mouths. White women do the same thing too, always talking all the time.

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Nigga, welcome to the world of women. Get used to it.

what's wrong with talking? if a woman wants to talk to you then she is interested in you. is being interested in the man she fucks a crime these days?

talking doesn't cost you any money so why is it hard for you to talk to women?

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Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa

In this case, acting IS putting on a front, which many people do everyday.

Like chicks don't put on a front when their around their "friends" or trying to gain attention from men. The same thing applies to men as well.

It's like me attending a party that's filled with white chicks. They're expecting thug type black men and here I come. They're in the mood for drugs and alcohol and I'll refuse to participate in that nonsense. What do you think going to happen? It's pretty obvious. I won't go to a place where I know I won't be welcomed or comfortable. It's simple

Some people feel that they have to behave this way and act that way in order to fit it or gain attention.

I can look at certain people and determine whether he/she is putting on a front, and I'm very good at that.

I constantly see women wearing clothes and hairstyles that their not comfortable in. They do it so they can be that "bitch". Some of them look down right ugly and disgusting!

Yes, I set my standards VERY high because I know what I want in a woman AND where to find them. The club, bar, crowd places are the last place I'd go.

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Haha

This is classic tetris moa rant material right here

tectrus just comes off as very insecure and extremely self-conscious about not being a "thug".

"be yourself, and somebody might like you"