You're just mad because your Mommy walked into your basement apartment to do laundry and she caught you sucking your own dick. It's ok, those mental scars will heal eventually.
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Djmethods is a gimmick poster. He adapted his gimmick after i made it cool to joke around, prior to that he was dead serious on wutangcorp.com and would only post about how mad he was at the quality of posts. If you go back to old threads you'll be mindblown.
You can still see it in the fact that his not funny
I'm being dissed for
1) Sucking my own dick....
2) By TSA because he "invented jokes"
I have officially reached god level. TSA and Brock.
you can tell because he's not funny. Im not dissing you, im just telling you what my influence has made you.
Im cool cause though i joke around im still a real person and can say real things for real money, you're constantly trying to make people laugh from a position of natural unfunniness, so your like a bathroom joke book, or moreso that then a person.
I've also noticed your not very funny, or funny at all, tho you try very very hard.
Write a list of
A. People that like you
B. People that find you funny
then we'll talk, because honestly it was fun at first but now it's just sad. You have reached self-dicksucking status, and TSA of all people just ethered you. Your life is officially over, you are less than nothing now, not that you much above a nothing before.
You're the guy who;
1) Spent how long dissing skampoe?
2) Claims he invented humour
3) wears a white boy scarf
4) Spent YEARS in wuchamber being "serious"
5) makes up scnearios of his life because he's fucking pathetic
6) makes up a "white room mate" using his account so his shit posts can be pushed onto someone else
7) CRIES about internet status (vatican)
8) carries internet grudges :(
9) reads other forums to stalk ex forum members
Thats you. You're nothin, you aint funny, you're nothing. You dont have a job, girlfriend, or life - You make that shit up wigga.
This is your life.
Costanza is a hero of mine.
I think he pretty much has it all figured out.
Hopefully i don't go bald, but i think maybe it wouldn't be too bad.
Marisa Tomei might be looking for a balding, young Australian companion.
I could live with working at Kruger at least, in face, none of his jobs are at all strenuous, and he earns an ok living.
Lunches at Monks, dinners at Hu Nan's.
I think people underrate being content/
What THE FUCK people?
You're bothered when someone's 15, and when someone's near 30. Even tho brock is younger, but that don't matter now.
How the fuck age matters. I understand 60 is too much for internet forums, and 10 is too little. You want everyone on the Internet to be 18-25.
Dude.
Be real.
And youre the guy who sucks his own dick. You lose.
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52892
i dont have a roommate. never asked to be vatican. have no grudies. have gone to the corpse 5 times because ppl posted links. i've never lied on here about real life. Skampoe's been here for 1 year.
You on the other hand are trying to be something i made cool cause prior to it being accepted you were EVER against it. like, steaming from the gooch against it. It was comical. These are real things.
If it wasn't true you wouldn't have the need to get pissed. Yeah, throw up, then i looked at her like, grow up.
Australians dissin the English like that is so retarded. Dont you all know you are English? You are the decendants of the bottom of the gene pool recessive simple rejected motherfuckerrss who were so unimportant you didnt even deserve a jail cell.
YOU ARE DECENDENTS OF PEOPLE WHO WE DIDNT EVEN DEEM WORTHY TO FILL UP ALL OUR JAILS
so we just shipped you off aimlessly on a boat somewhere. You drifted 20,000 miles to a shitty island that is 99% red desert.
BUT IT WAS AT LEAST CHEAPER THAN WASTING A PERFECTLY GOOD JAIL CELL ON YOUR ASS.
And now your "country" is being taken over by Chinese. lol. Youre constantly losing. You suck at all the other sports the rest of the world plays so you make up your own like "OZZIE RULES" football, because you suck at the real rules football.
damn, this thread is real.
^^See what I do TSA? You dont recognize the genius. Like the "i sucked my own dick" thread.
I get random ordindary people to get furious, when I put little thought into it.
You? Yeah I'll diss you ad continue to, but we keep it to one thread. I'm not writing any diss ongs about you and shit.
These guys? They wont recognize how mad I get them, despite not even trying.
1 minute post, and I got that GHOSTLACED chav wigga cunt fuming.
idk why but i didn't read that last post
australia loaths theEYUCCckkkK
http://www.zshare.net/audio/2003440772a61f1f/
Ahhh yes, serious matters.
Let's all give a round applause for this guy.....the same guy that stopped making the 10.000 views thread [woooooo, nobody is so happy for you] and started crying about how he can't make it.
Yes, the same dude. We all saw it, I can even dig out the thread.
So, here we have an aussie, that is having fun and a dude, that thinks, that he has a higher purpose on WuCorp.
Ahh yes.
and its called a round of applause you fucking broken English halfwit.
no, it's a round applause when u want to smack somebody, so, sorry :O
Our country has nothing to do with Russia, did u know that we are neighbours with Italy...when was Italy Russia's naighbour?
Wtw. I'm out.
Biggie R.I.P.
what was this thread about again?
at 28 the jew cock lover's greatest achievement in life is a thread with 10,000 views on an internet forum ...
for a jew cock lover i thought you would have sucked your way up the corporate ladder by now
funny that ... you're country has been taken over by indians and pakis ...
last time we played england in cricket we won 5-0 ... we smash you in league ... we just smashed you in netball lol in the olympics as 4 countries combined you got like 3 more medals than us and we've got 1/4 of the combined population ... we smash you at basketball and we'll smash you in the rugby test coming up ... and we smashed you 3-1 in football
england > australia at NO sport
just bumped into this read a bit of the begining of the tread and i got to cosign with TSA yal niggas is crazy biggie overrated out of ya mine, i think maybe it was the time he came out nigga changed the game, nobody talking that shit he was, ready to die is a classic hard hip hop album you must have in your collection to even consider your self a true hip hop head
I Dont even wanna know why this thread was started, thats a joke to say that.
KRS One is THE GOAT, "idiots posing as Kings, what are we here to rule I thought we supposed to sing"
No that has nothing to do with it...
I listened to Biggie...some of my mates hold him as THE GREATEST...
When they brought me in on him **crickets**
I really was surprised how not good he was, compared to what I thought I was gonna hear.
Your correct in the sense many people who prefer underground Emcees
Might not like him as much, but please don't say "people don't understand the music"
There are such things as taste and being cut from a different cloth...
This shoiuldn't mean people can't comprhend the album or the music.
I like the album as you said it has a concept...
But as an Emcee...I think Biggie is EXTREAMLY overrated.
Why are you so infactuated with people liking Undergroiund Emcees Hollow ?
And why do you think it's a bad thing ?
Yes, I most certainly do...
And I find it very interesting how many people have Holocaust on their mind.
Comparing & mentioning Warcloud when this is all about Biggie,(the great Biggie)
I find this very amussing.
Beautifulrock....your head is getting rather large.
Firstly...
Don't try and speak about what The Holocaust says, especially when you have no clue
Oh...I get it you'd rather listen to a rapper who sounds and says everything that everyone else is saying, have fun.
Secondly...
Please learn to swith the scenario around once in a while.
Biggie can't speak about the things Holocaust does...his imagination simply isn't up to par.
Real problems ? Oh so (just like so many)
He's talking about selling crack, guns and bitches...Wow...he's REAL imaginative...
Those are subjects are due to where he lived and what time he created the album.
Nothing to do with his actual talent,
Which lies in his wordplay, and this was really his main asset.
Warcloud ran through that chamber and then explored different avenues.
I said to GFX the other day...I wonder if Biggie would have continued in that rhyme pattern
As Holocaust said it was getting too easy and became bored of it.
I'm talking about the Silkworm style.
^^Yeah, Hollow Darts got a REAL problem with people likein underground rap. Hes got a wack opinion on music in general, but thinks hes 100% correct.
^no he doesnt he can just seperate the real from the fake, unlike you backpackin niggas
gtfo.........lol you have no idea. Hollows right, you dont understand him. I dont expect you to, you like Holocaust. The definition of a rapper = Biggie. Biggies lyrics were ill, but it was about more than that, the way he said it, his personality on the mic. If you dont know that already though you never will.
no idea. im not gonna say anymore to u.
I'm gald...you think Lil' Wayne is dope...so by your own way of thinking-
I never expected you to understand me.
And no Hollow is not right, I understand the concept and what he was speaking of...
Your just so closed minded that people who don't agree with the majority
Are wrong...when that is simply bullshit.
Some people said that "The Dark Nght" was overrated and too long
Are they wrong for saying this ?
I personally think it's one of the best films I've seen...but I, unlike you...
Have the ability to respect others opinions.
Like I said his wordplay is dope...just because I don't think his-
personality, delivery, voice ect...
Is on the same level, doen't mean I don't know what you talking about...
It simply means I have my own mind and way of thinking.
Defintion of an Emcee = Holocaust
You can keep your rappers.