i was lookin thru some digis and found a fond memory. this broad dances at Pin-Ups and Strokers. i frequent both spots. her name is sunshine.i never even rained on her and she slides me her card one day. i never call. she would run up and jump in my arms at the club buy me drinks, shit like that . so i'm like fuck it. people r thinkin i'm fuckin her so i might as well do it for real.
i call her one afternoon to put the wheels in motion and she's like "i'm in decatur now where do you stay? i'm coming over." off the rip. so blah blah blah. she comes over and talks way too much about drama at work. then she pulls out a bikini from her roller stipperbag. (ATL niggas know) and wants to show it off for my feedback.
blah blah blah.
i tell her she should be on one of my tshirts. so i take some flicks. then she wants to take fiicks of me. blah blah.
she tells me to come here. she gets right to work on givin brains. i tap and she goes to work. i got some more pics but my dick makes cameos in them.
to this day she still gets all clingy and extra talkative when i step in the place.
i came to the conclusion that:
1. she liked me
2. she was lonely and just wanted a friend
3. she thought that sex could be exchanged for friendship
4. she was terribly mistaken. lol
That girls got 12 yr olds chest jasper will love her.
02-11-2008, 03:18 AM
STYLE
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Originally Posted by Blackula
That girls got 12 yr olds chest jasper will love her.
but the ass is grown. i ain't a tittie man. i'm all about the ass and thighs.
02-11-2008, 04:36 AM
TSA
leoghle
02-11-2008, 05:55 AM
MgkMn
TSA, are in Nigeria at the moment?
02-11-2008, 07:04 AM
TAURO
Stylemaster: Not to be a hater or anything but that chick has a fucked up stomach, it looks like shes had it ripped open with all that scarring....im amazed she gets work as a stripper.
TSA: Good pics man, it's always great to post pics of your fam in the motherland. Appreciate the effort of introducing them too.
02-11-2008, 07:38 AM
SKAMPOE
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
well, just to fit in with the Wucorp G.O.Dz (and fags)
^play for mo0d music.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...jiDaughter.jpg
My little cousin Voltron. His real name is Chiedoze, but he earned the god status of Voltron cause he's the brolicest nigga alive. and wear a dope voltron shirt all the time.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...cleRichard.jpg
My uncle Richard about to cut up a delicious cow. He's hilarious, but has the most insane temper ever. He also likes clowin on people, expensive cloths, and fat women
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f.../UncleEmma.jpg
My uncle Emmanuel. He's the fat one of my dad's brothers. He enjoys eating food, waiting for his wife to cook food, not hearing well, and have really buff children. Like..6 packs from the womb and shit. his youngest (age 6) has a six pack
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...uncleBenji.jpg
^my uncle Benji. He's quite the character. As a child he was weak and sickly, so nobody respects him as a man, creating a good platform for constant hilarity. He's also the resident genius/conartist. He was building radios from scratch as a preteen with no education in the field what so ever. He's also the type to buy you a TV and then sell you the remote for twice the TVs worth. And the batteries for a 4th of it (troo story). He's one in a new group of middle class nigerians and fixes electronics for a living.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ds/Ochechi.jpg
^my little cousin Uchechi. She's really smart and pretty, my favorite little cousin at that. She enjoys making fun of her older dumber sister Amaka, beating up all the little village kids, being my homie, and sneaking into my house to eat the exotic american phenomia known as "peanut butter"
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...Ofodirinwa.jpg
^My Great grandpa's grave. He was a legend. First guy in our area to build a 2 two house, bring in electricity, western technology, and so forth. He enjoys being dead, having his grandkids live in his house, visiting people in dreams, listening to music on vinyl, modernization, and being reincarnated as my dad.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...Esketo2005.jpg
(from the left) Anayo, Odilaka, Uncle Magana
Anayo is a young man that makes a living selling bootleg gasoline. He enjoys being a big shot, blowing cash on sleezy women, having sleezy women dance on him at parties while the DJ shouts his nickname over the microphone "ESSKEETOOO!", and having little girls run his business for no pay while he smoke blunts with his niggas.
Odilaka is a young man that lives near my family but isn't related to me. He enjoys being hilarious, winning fights, wearing my cloths, and showing me around
Uncle Magana is my dad's closest brother in age. He's basically the ODB of the family. He enjoys being a legend, being hilarious, drinking until he's cockeyed, smoking blunts with young niggas that worship his god status, having really smart kids, threatening people, having walks with his wife, laughing at my grandpa's mannerism, singing songs about food, inventing slang from drunken slurs,and having his kids crawl allover him after a good days drinking
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ords/Mmawu.jpg
My dad standing next to Mmau (if you come too close and don't have the proper prestige level they'll machete you..no joke). His Chief name is Mmauawo (Mmau of Awo-(our town) .). Mmau enjoys walking down streets with singers and drummers praising it, swinging weapons are people that come to close, talking in a skweeky voice, shaking all inhumanly and then slamming is head to the floor really hard, swivling, and hanging out with my dad.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Mechanics.jpg
^our pothead mechanics. They enjoy getting reeeaallyy blazed before work and then not fixing things well while getting yelled at by my sister for being douchebags.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...rds/Junior.jpg
My little cousin Jr. Uncle Benji's son. He enjoys being too cool to be carried. Being too cool to let you touch him, sticking his tongue out at people, crying, saying "TA!" (an igbo word with no english translation, it's basically away to dismiss a person or what they have just said by saying TA really quickly and sharply indicated that the person or what was said is rubbish). He also enjoys pretending to fix things like his dad.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...merNIkonne.jpg
You can't really see it cause he's some kinda midget, but here's our bodyguard Ikonne. He's a midget, he enjoys taking pictures with his gun, being harrassed by kids, blowing his salary on chicks, listening to church music in his security shed, and playing fighting with people.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Grandpa-2.jpg
He's my grandpa FeDennis. He's a G.O.D, and a jerk at the sametime. He enjoys sitting in his 90 degree angle and watching TV, have the largest collection of newspapers in the world, drinking tea, watching the news, encouraging and funding sepratist guerilla movements, not letting the civil war that we lost go, getting mad at ppl that say they're a citizen of nigeria, talking about how everything that has anything to do with him is the best, being a chief, hating other ethnicities (tho he respects the british and african americans), kicking his grandkids out of his house, and yelling at his help boy Emma. I get a lot of traits from him i notice, like my love for current affairs, politics, elitism, bigotry, and firm love of discipline. If he were an american he'd basically be a racist confederace enthusiast that collects stamps and fought in WWII.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ds/Grandma.jpg
Here's my grandma. She's pretty, and evidentally the finest women around that only a god status animal like my grandpa could pull. She enjoys having a lot of kids, sleeping on floors regardless of her options, her grandkids, taking care of kids, laughing, not resting, church, and getting into verbal confrontations. My whole family gets everything from her, her genes are like genetic ink. height, strength, voice, laughin, humor, Stuttering(my stutter is suuupperr fast so you can't notice it unless you record it and play it back, but some of my cousins...ouch).
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...rrenandNna.jpg
my brother Darren(with the FUCKED up hair cut) and our cousin Nna, uncle magana's son. Nna enjoys playing soccer, macking on ladies at soccer games and calling them "babe", being funny, kicking kids asses, playing drums, eating our food, and hanging out with darren, whom is just a huge jerkass jewnigga.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...rds/Cousin.jpg
^i can't remember he name but she's my cousin on my mom's side. She enjoys wearing expensive cloths, watching nigerian movies and talking in short but effective sentences
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...linsEating.jpg
^my cousin Collins. He's one of uncle Emmanuels kids and has an 8 pack. He enjoys being stronger then shit, playing soccer, wanting to go back to the big city, and having a mean look on his face 24/7
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ds/Chizoba.jpg
my cousin Chizoba, he's also one of uncle emma's kids and thus has an 8 pack...who a genetically fat man and fat women have the buffest fucking kids ever is beyond me. Anyways, chizoba enjoys making songs, working on his comic book (a spiderman knock off), playing soccer, backflipping, being really smart, stuttering horribly, and macking the young chicks.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...mNChidubem.jpg
Above Chidubem and Chidubem. The larger one isn't related to me and has a fairly good looking sister, the little one is uncle emmas youngest kid. He enjoys backflipping, getting in fights with everyone, being a spoiled douche, crying, saying 'TA!', spitting on people, loosing fights, and just being an all around bitch nigga in the youth game.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ornTheGodz.jpg
Keep an eye on the one in the middle, he's the anti christ. His name is Chidera. He enjoys setting fields on fire, smoking cigarettes after ppl drop them, looking up girls skirts, trying to fight every and anybody including his own grandma, being disrespectful, saying "Mma k'wa ni O!" (Caution yourself, I'm going to beat you). Deep inside though, he's a good kid that lacks proper guidance. That is until my uncle richard flogged him for and hour straight and then he cleaned up his act for the rest of the month lol.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...bbyNJunior.jpg
From front to back. My cousins Bobby Dogg aka Bobby Nelson, Aka Bobby Brown aka Bobby Digital, aka You Might Catch Me In A Pair Dirty Skippies Starting Fights In the House..BOBBY!, then Chidera, then Jr.
Bobby is the village brute. He enjoys being buff as fuck, running around naked, starting fights, getting scars, having black gums, eating food, doing back flips, having the ugliest cry a kid could ever have, as well as the worst studder, and answer everything with a deep breath and pause and then "Yes."
Chidera likes to have light skin, live in Abuja, speak great english, play with toy guns, and wear fly suits.
and we all know Jr already.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ords/Chica.jpg
My cousin Chika from my moms side. He enjoys speaking english all the damn time, being hilarious, pretending he goes to different countries, pretending to have a house in Dallas Belgium, blowing tuition on women, macking chicks, and thinking he's older then me
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...keNAmarchi.jpg
From the left, Chibyke and Amarachi. Chibyke likes to be a metrosexual, put chemicals in his hair, wear nice cloths, be a player, be the president of his school, be smart, watch pornos and not jack off(they don't know the point is the jack off yet, they just watch), and have fine girlfriends
Amarachi likes to act like she's cool shits, have boyfriends that aren't allowed to step foot near out village cause we have the scariest thuggiest group of boys in a 2 state radius, steal, act like she's better then people.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...tiMaryAnna.jpg
My aunt Maryann, my dad's little sister. Here's a character for ya. She's the village bully. She enjoys a career of verbal confrontation, harassing peoples wives, talking shit, having a piercing voice when she fights, being up in everyones business, and running the best rice shop in town. She sleeps on the job a lot, but oh well it's nigeria. She's a strong independant women, almost too much so, and her fanta is always ice cold.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...cords/Adak.jpg
My aunt Adak on my mom's side. She raised us, all the old gods think she's hot beans cause she has gapped teeth(that's hot over there). Plus she's pretty. She enjoys singing church songs, running errands, being a good person, acting like a victim all the time, going to school, and hanging out with me and my sister.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...cords/Aboy.jpg
This is my uncle Aboy. My dad's youngest brother. He enjoys being cock diesel, being the alpha male of all the young thug niggas, having an animal like temper, fighting, being hilarious, playing soccer, hanging out with his girlfriend, and having wierd ass friends.
Skampoe wouldn't have to choose god's blueprint for every quite highschool janitor as a wife. There no WAY that pussy doesn't smell like revenge for the mexican american war, you can tell from the poverty.
