Charles Jones in his own words

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Originally Posted by whitey

haha fucking with them? the gov fucks with everyone. soon as black people get rid of that "the world is out to get me" "the man is trying to hold me down" "the gov is against me" mentality, the better off they will be.


the US has bigger problems than holding the black man down. in this increasingly advancing world of technology with other countries such as china, india, and russia quickly catching up to the united states blacks need to get their shit together (along with a lot of white america) themselves or else they will be left in the dust. (and than complaining the yellow man or brown man is holding them down).

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your dumb, but you ALMOST have a point

my parents are fucking rich. paid in full, and they're black, but my dad had to train his supervisors at work, when he wanted to buy land the price doubled, he had to work at a morge even though he had a masters degree at the time, and a resturant wouldn't let them open a francise at a curtain spot, but 4 years later openned it for another.

now consider the fact that YOU know that racists exist, and the image of black people, for reasons beyond the common black person trying to get a job, is not good. now remember racists still exist, put them in police uniforms, government office, executive positions, and so forth, and you learn shit is real..shit is mad real

car prices increase when blacks go to buy them as had been proven by statistics and research, health insurance is denied to blacks on a regular basis as has also been proven


add that to the fact that this is the first generation of blacks to actually be american citizens and our start in the country was slavery followed by jim crow.

then realize YOUR life, whitey, is a practical joke.


blacks are doing well in terms of improvement, in a generation or 2 these problems or poverty and poor health won't be so racially based

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Originally Posted by Irondan1

The minimum wage was raised and both poverty and unemployment were considerably lower than they had been in recent years during the Clintom administration.

It's not a black thing, it's that people of a lower socioecomic status were, at least relatively, thriving during the Clinton's presidency.

Plus, Clinton, seemed, at least to me, in spite of, and partially because of, his flaws, to be a "real", likeable guy.

And that, CJ, is my philosophy on "Why blacks loved Bill Clinton".

**Disclaimer** I am not black and do not claim to represent the views of the black community.

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Who inserted a smileyface into my post and what does it imply?

I was at my brother's place one night and he had 2 cute lightskin girls come over. I spent the night at his place and one of the girls slept in the living room with me. I slept on the floor and she slept on the couch. The other girl slept with my brother in his bed because they were dating. I tried to get to know the girl that was in the living room with me. So i told her i lived outta town and i wanted to keep in touch with her so i could take her out one day. So i gave her my phone number and i asked her for her address so i could write her and keep in touch. The next day, this bitch tells my brother after i left his place that i gave her my phone number and i wanted to write her to keep in touch. What's the big fucking deal about that? She tried to make me look bad to my brother so he got kinda upset with me asking me why would i give her my number and ask her for her address and i just met the girl. If i hadn't spoken to that bitch all night, she would've told my brother i didn't speak to her and she would've asked him what's wrong with me, does your brother like women? I can't stand petty ass bitches like that. That's exactly why i'm single. I'm tired of trying to talk to these stuck up, attitude having black bitches.

Shut Fuck Up No One Cares You Ashy-lookin' Virgin!

LOL...so i dont get it, whats the problem? are you saying she was talkin shit about you to your brother?

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

I was at my brother's place one night and he had 2 cute lightskin girls come over. I spent the night at his place and one of the girls slept in the living room with me. I slept on the floor and she slept on the couch. The other girl slept with my brother in his bed because they were dating. I tried to get to know the girl that was in the living room with me. So i told her i lived outta town and i wanted to keep in touch with her so i could take her out one day. So i gave her my phone number and i asked her for her address so i could write her and keep in touch. The next day, this bitch tells my brother after i left his place that i gave her my phone number and i wanted to write her to keep in touch. What's the big fucking deal about that? She tried to make me look bad to my brother so he got kinda upset with me asking me why would i give her my number and ask her for her address and i just met the girl. If i hadn't spoken to that bitch all night, she would've told my brother i didn't speak to her and she would've asked him what's wrong with me, does your brother like women? I can't stand petty ass bitches like that. That's exactly why i'm single. I'm tired of trying to talk to these stuck up, attitude having black bitches.

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First of all, you are supposed to GET HER NUMBER not give her your number and then ask for her address. Asking a girl that don't know you for her address is just borderline creepy. To tell you the truth I don't think this chick was feeling you to begin with and it just seems that you forced your number on her and she was just being polite.

dude, you really need to stop putting your business out on this forum. this isnt the place where you're gonna get any support.

charlessketchball 4 lyfe

Don't listen to them, Charles. You'll find a good woman, but it's not easy. It isn't just black women though, it's all of them. A lot of them are bitches. But then, a lot of guys are bitches too. You probably just need to take a little time to get to know them.

For homework, I want you to meet a nice woman, strike up a casual conversation, say you have to leave, and then ask for HER phone number.

After that don't do anything else until you talk to me first.

Im serious CJ, we're gonna get you some pussy.

I am going to get CharlesJones a decent black woman, and I am going to make sure that Skampoe loses weight, and then im going to call everyone a gay, foreign retard in an ironic and sarcastic yet partially true and totally hilarious fashion one more time and then the circle will be complete and Irondan1 can ride off into the sunset and retire from wu-corp.

I dont even kno where to start with CJ. This guy deals with more shit than any of us can imagine

theres nothing really that dumb about this.

Maybe CJ's standards are too high?

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Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin

your dumb, but you ALMOST have a point

my parents are fucking rich. paid in full, and they're black, but my dad had to train his supervisors at work, when he wanted to buy land the price doubled, he had to work at a morge even though he had a masters degree at the time, and a resturant wouldn't let them open a francise at a curtain spot, but 4 years later openned it for another.

now consider the fact that YOU know that racists exist, and the image of black people, for reasons beyond the common black person trying to get a job, is not good. now remember racists still exist, put them in police uniforms, government office, executive positions, and so forth, and you learn shit is real..shit is mad real

car prices increase when blacks go to buy them as had been proven by statistics and research, health insurance is denied to blacks on a regular basis as has also been proven


add that to the fact that this is the first generation of blacks to actually be american citizens and our start in the country was slavery followed by jim crow.

then realize YOUR life, whitey, is a practical joke.


blacks are doing well in terms of improvement, in a generation or 2 these problems or poverty and poor health won't be so racially based

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I know racism exists. I never said it didn't. But its a lot easier to blame someone else for your problems than go out and work hard and get it. Thats my point foo.

Speaking of practical jokes, lets not forget who rocks the rick flair picture. ;D

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Originally Posted by PALEHORSE

thats a good start for you

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That was my entire plan. If its only a start, whats the next step?

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Originally Posted by Irondan1

Who inserted a smileyface into my post and what does it imply?

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come on son. when you pair certain symbols together it makes those smiley faces. if you just happend to put a couple together that make one it will show up. and it means you need to think outside the box more. ;)

Yeah, but he doesn't want to do that too early. I think that's part of his problem. I just want him to initially have a casual conversation, build a light rapport, and then get her number. Then he has to tell me her reaction, what the situation is like, etc., and then we will work from there.

i agree with wht irondan cooley said about clinton.

nah fuck that...go right for the kill. In CJ's case its all or nothing, the more she doesnt kno about him the better.

Soo are you bitter because you didn't get any play?

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

I'm tired of trying to talk to these stuck up, attitude having black bitches.

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Dang, why would u call her stuck up, attitude or bitch.............she did talk to u so I don't get it!

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

What did he do for poor blacks when he was president? As i recall, poor blacks were still unemployed, dropping outta high school, killing each other, selling drugs, young blacks having babies. So what's so special about him that blacks like? Is it because we can relate to him because he got his dick sucked by a white girl and he smokes weed? LOL. Dick Gregory even gave a speech recently asking why do blacks call Bill the first black president.

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LOL................he was a true black man.............white girl sucking him under the desk as to not be seen by others, deny deny deny..................then when presented with proof admit but limited details and kiss ur wife's ass so she don't leave ur sorry ass..............



sounds like a black man to me! I love my brothas!

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

What did he do for poor blacks when he was president? As i recall, poor blacks were still unemployed, dropping outta high school, killing each other, selling drugs, young blacks having babies. So what's so special about him that blacks like? Is it because we can relate to him because he got his dick sucked by a white girl and he smokes weed? LOL. Dick Gregory even gave a speech recently asking why do blacks call Bill the first black president.

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But seriously he was a great president.............he seemed like the man next door to me..........

would u give it to bill if he was next door and stopped by to borrow some eggs?

look cj im sure you meant well by what u did......but don eva, eva eva eva eva.....eva eva eva ask for her address man..her cell??? ok but asking for a girls address is like asking bush to bring the troops home son

next time after u spark up a convo man...get the math...the location will come in due time son!!!!

hahahahah...excuse me fine light-skinned woman may i have your address so i can stalk you and your phone number also so i can breath heavily and say nuthing as i prank you

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Originally Posted by NickyTooch

would u give it to bill if he was next door and stopped by to borrow some eggs?

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U know it...............;D

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Originally Posted by NickyTooch

hahahahah...excuse me fine light-skinned woman may i have your address so i can stalk you and your phone number also so i can breath heavily and say nuthing as i prank you

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i like you man!!!(no homo) thats just harsh!!!!!

thank u thank u...be kind, rep mines

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Originally Posted by whitey

come on son. when you pair certain symbols together it makes those smiley faces. if you just happend to put a couple together that make one it will show up. and it means you need to think outside the box more. ;)

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Thank you for explaining that to me. I had no idea what was going on. So that means that asterisk-asterisk-D makes some sort of smiley face. I don't understand, and I don't like it. **D

I was testing it out.

^^ that's stupid.

^thats why the hall of gay threadz bears his name.

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Originally Posted by NickyTooch

thank u thank u...be kind, rep mines

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no doubt son

I got a hall named after me cause some fags can't handle the realness. Check out my catalog, you know its gold.

Charles Jones is such an ill nigga, he just drops in, lays it all on the line, and forgets the thread exists while everyone is left in his Geeohdee dust

Palehorse is right tho, he left out the part he proposed.


he was (obviously) a faggot for asking for her address but giving a girl your number is a more effective method then getting it, so if she calls you atleast 90% sure to get guts cause she's diggin it.

unless you propose and ask for her address.

and if HE'S from out of town what sense does it make GIVING his number?

"you in town yet?"
"no"
"ok, bye"

"you in town yet?"
"no"
"ok, bye"

"you in town yet?"
"no"
"ok, bye"

"you in town yet?"
"no"
"ok, bye"

gold jerry, gold.

the george lopez show was da dopest show ever! i seen every episode n wish they made another season!

his wife and daughter a eatoutable.

(she was my age at the time, or older, so no pedo)

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Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin

his wife and daughter a eatoutable.

(she was my age at the time, or older, so no pedo)

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Yup.

I liked that show but I dodn't get his most of his stand up comedy. It was mostly Mexican/white analogy jokes that I didn't get because out of all races Hispanics probably have the lowest ethnic population where I live. I can stick to the black and white analogies...even Asian and white works.

sux 2 be u^