I was exaggerating in the same way as TheWolf,Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
I'm only 6'1"
And i weight more than 59kg's unfortunately.
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I was exaggerating in the same way as TheWolf,Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin
I'm only 6'1"
And i weight more than 59kg's unfortunately.
First of all I would like to thank you all for attending this very special occasion – the unveiling of my best man speech! Those of you of arriving early enough may have also caught James and Vicky getting married, for anyone who didn’t, they’re the 2 sat over there.
I’d also like to mention the 3 beautiful bride’s maids, who, after getting over the initial embarrassment of all turning up wearing the same dress, did brilliantly.
And of course the AA, that’s Andrew and Adam, who truly were the 4th emergency service today. Because looking round this room I can see a few people who struggle to work out which part of the toilet to sit on, let alone which side of the church.
I would also like to take this moment to say how lovely Vicky looks today, and welcome her to the family with just one word; WHY?? Seriously though, we’re very happy to have you as part of the family.
Anyway, enough of all that, what can I say about James.....well I’ve known him for what seems like my whole life. Me and James have always had a good relationship, although we didn’t always see eye to eye growing up, we’ve always been bonded by our love of football and our disdain for Dad’s sense of humour (which, as this speech confirms, I have inherited!) We used to fight growing up, but which brothers didn’t? Except maybe the Kray twins, and look how they turned out!
Although James has always been a lovely guy, he has always had a slight temper. I remember a few years back he got in a fight with 2 men during a football match, the first man being me and the second being dad – all playing on the same team by the way!! At least it gave the rest of the team a good laugh.
James has always been ready to stick up for me. I remember the time I got my nose broken by one of the ‘bigger boys’ from the area. James was ready to fight him for me, well he was mentally ready anyway, physically he was about 6 months of sparring and gym work away. But it’s the thought that counts, and he was ready to get an ass whopping for his little brother.
- I’ve just realised this speech is making him sound quite violent, he’s not, and anyone who thinks otherwise, should try telling it to his face!! –
Really I’d just like to thank James for being such a good brother to me, and gving me the honour or being his best man on this special day. Also for letting me win, whenever we play sport against each other.
Now if I can ask you all to stand and join me in a toast to the bride and groom.
To James and Vicky: we all wish you a long and happy married life together.
But yes, in answering the question, my fizzeek is bitch like, like style's.
But i rock it well.
No body suits or flint stones rags for me.
what is with all you other countries and your damn metrics bullshit
what's with you seppo's being the other douche bags who don't use it? ...
*pours out a nigga 40 on the curb*
stay good wolf gawd nahmean ... keep da cipher culture gawd nahmean ... black man is gawd nahmean ... PEAAAAAAAZ
well i hope wolf doesnt leave or whut ever the thread title says, hes a good poster, i have fun goin back n forth with u lil boy! peace
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Originally Posted by SKAMPOE
^ 3rd gayest thing ever
u, u back rapeman, fuck u u mother fuckin emotional mother fucking faggit FUUUCK UUUUUu
dat was me yelling^^
Yo Skampoo you Fatican yet putz?
hahaha
Mrs. Wolf.
smell you later bitch ..
every other day my whole dress code switch
ONGHHHH
what up.
:D
AHAHahahAHAhahAHHHH!!! does anyone else hear the Roger Klutz asshole riff play right before a tony bandanna post?
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Originally Posted by Tony Bandana
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/63500/63763nsVR_w.jpg
tony u ol fart, sitcha ass over there and take u sum aurffrytuhs meds bitch
Skampoe Vs Tony B
heavyweight shit.
AHAHahahAHAhahH!!1Quote:
Originally Posted by SKAMPOE
i seriously sat down and thought about that one AHAHAHAHahHAHah!
haha
arthritis?