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07-29-2008, 05:13 PM
Vikthor

i thought the bought just to be thrown was time?
07-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Dusty Bones

heres one:

what has two humps up high
a mouth with no tongue
and a switch that won't turn off
07-29-2008, 06:00 PM
Edgar Erebus

** wait a minute (I need to lay off them sticks) **
07-30-2008, 03:04 AM
Ritter

Well, I'm glad this thread is off and running.

@ Dusty Bones:

Volcano?
07-30-2008, 03:23 AM
Mr. X

nvm
07-30-2008, 03:54 AM
Ritter

Mr X, props on your vet status.
07-30-2008, 07:02 AM
DR. NICK RIVIERA

oohhhh, finally, props to Mr.X
07-30-2008, 02:51 PM
Mr. X

Aw yea. Thanks.

@ dustybones: Is it a river or a river valley?
07-30-2008, 07:41 PM
Dusty Bones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shizzah

Well, I'm glad this thread is off and running.

@ Dusty Bones:

Volcano?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

Aw yea. Thanks.

@ dustybones: Is it a river or a river valley?

nah man, you thinking too hard. try again
08-01-2008, 02:52 AM
Mr. X

lol i still have no idea what it could be.
08-01-2008, 06:14 PM
Ritter

A mountain lake?
08-01-2008, 07:21 PM
beautifulrock

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dusty Bones

heres one:

what has two humps up high
a mouth with no tongue
and a switch that won't turn off

The Nile River
08-02-2008, 12:42 PM
Dusty Bones

nope, want the answer?
08-02-2008, 01:35 PM
Ritter

A camel with a switch?
08-02-2008, 01:52 PM
Mr. X

A coke bottle?
08-02-2008, 01:57 PM
Guarded By Martyrs

A Woman ?
08-02-2008, 04:14 PM
Dusty Bones

Quote:

Originally Posted by whers

A Woman ?

exactly :point: http://www.rdruw.net/Pictures/Animat...ty-walking.gif

lol @ camel with a switch
08-02-2008, 10:18 PM
Ritter

Props whers... nice riddle.
08-02-2008, 10:23 PM
Ritter

Here's an easy one to kick it...

A life longer than any man,
it dies each year to be reborn.
08-02-2008, 10:50 PM
chrome

tickling nipples it's nickels again, wif a riddle for you an a friend, how many nipples could nickels tickle if nickels was tickling nipples? ten
08-02-2008, 10:54 PM
Ritter

Didn't quite get it, except the part where ten rhymes with friend and again...
08-03-2008, 05:25 PM
Mr. X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shizzah

Here's an easy one to kick it...

A life longer than any man,
it dies each year to be reborn.

The seasons?
08-03-2008, 05:29 PM
Ritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

The seasons?

Could be it, but that's not the answer.
08-03-2008, 05:47 PM
Mr. X

The soul?
08-03-2008, 05:49 PM
Ritter

You were closer with 'seasons'

What dies each year, and gets reborn each year?
08-03-2008, 05:52 PM
Mr. X

Flowers?
Leaves?
08-03-2008, 05:53 PM
Ritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

Flowers?
Leaves?

You're getting real real close. Flowers could be the answer, but still isn't the one. What lives longer than a flower, and is similar to it?
08-03-2008, 05:58 PM
Mr. X

Shrubbery?
Seeds?
Weeds?
08-03-2008, 05:59 PM
Ritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

Shrubbery?
Seeds?
Weeds?

You're getting colder.

What lives a longer than any man? You know this. You are so close.
08-03-2008, 06:20 PM
Mr. X

Trees?

I'm out of ideas now lol.
08-03-2008, 06:24 PM
Ritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

Trees?

I'm out of ideas now lol.

Bingo.

Props.
08-03-2008, 06:59 PM
Mr. X

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrome

a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

He is outside the jail cell and pointing at himself in a mirror or something with incest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrome

lol

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.
08-03-2008, 07:08 PM
Ritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. X

The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.

And locks him up. Hahaha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrome

a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

I can't get past this point.
08-10-2008, 05:34 AM
Ritter

Bump.

This shit can't die. We started off so good.
08-10-2008, 05:53 AM
Guarded By Martyrs

chrome's riddle :

a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

His Uncle I think ?
08-10-2008, 11:56 PM
just_leroy

1. my phone number

2. trash bags

3. one of us ask which road leads 2 life
08-11-2008, 04:34 AM
beautifulrock

a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

he's pointing at himself in a mirror, or Jesus.
08-11-2008, 01:35 PM
Mr. X

Let's get topic rolling again...

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
08-11-2008, 02:03 PM
Guarded By Martyrs

Did the boy have a twin that the man done it to earlier ?
08-11-2008, 04:20 PM
Mr. X

No.

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