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Originally Posted by CharlesJones
haha yo youre such a clown its not even funny shut the fuck up already then.:W
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Originally Posted by CharlesJones
haha yo youre such a clown its not even funny shut the fuck up already then.:W
Sounds like a virgins response to me charlie.
You're more than likely going to commit suicide eventually anyway so I'll spare you from any further humiliation.
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Originally Posted by CharlesJones
yeah thats a virgins responce
whats wrong man, you don't like titys ?
I guess he'll say no to titties, I heard his model plane collection is going strong though.
ouch !
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Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
just to get this goin again - i know a stripper (she a friend of mine) who made £2000 the other night! yeah thats right, £2000. from one man! she drained that motherfucker dry!
2000? Da Fuck, Kid Is On Some Serious Narcotics Lol
And To Da Thread Starter............take Ya Ass To A Strip Club, Its Great Lol
Personally I think the thread starter is the one with the sex issues
i think its a she.
a girl named charles ?
See, that's the whole issue!Quote:
Originally Posted by 7EL7
Bringing it back.........
Here it is fellas, time to save those hard earned bucks and still get your nut off and make a stripper work for her diaper money. If your stripper is good enuff, i'm gonna teach how to get your nut off with less then 50 bucks. Feel free to add on any advice, suggestions, or just plain ol' strip club etticit.( you know what i mean.)
1. Where the thinnist pair of jeans, sweats, tearaways, clothes you own. NO UNDERWARE.
2. get change before hand! You hand a bitch a 20 for a drink, and you'll never see your change. They'll dip out to the changing room quicker then you can say "Allah Penut butter and jelley sandwhiches." Perferebley bring at the very least 40 bucks in ones.
3. Don't tip the waitresses. I don't care if she's walking around in spider-man underware, don't do it. She don't care about you, so you don't care about that bitch. The only reason she ain't strippin herself is because her boyfriends a bouncer.
4. If your trying to get your nut off, don't show up drunk. Don't drink while your there. Getting drunk will just numb you up, and make you spend more that bitch will be hopping up and down on your lap all night and you'll leave broke and hard up.
5. Sit near the stage, wear the stripper exit after their perfomance. Don't sit stage side, you'll be prone to giving up bucks when you don't want too.
6. Put your nicest white shirt on, the one that cost you 50 bucks and the gap or wherever the fuck you shop. The white shirt will glow in the black lights and make you stick out to the bitches.
ok just some tips to live by now peep the set up............
After watching a few bitches on stage, wait till you see one that's nasty, hungry for money quick. For example- if she's rubbing her face on everymans crotch stage side, then she's a keeper. Tip her a few extra bucks, at least two bucks, and mention that you want see her off the stage. She'll come to you first since your by the stripper exit. This where you need lay out some charm. Strippers sniff out money, and if there's plenty of money floating around, and if she sensing your not gonna spend, she'll go looking for the real ballers like me, or her regulars like your dad. Start with a table dance, this will run you 5-7 dollars. This where you gotta bite the bullet and throw down 10 for her stanken ass. She'll see that your serious and invite you into the VIP couch. At this time, if your game is up on talking to bitches you can save some serious bucks and get your nut off. Get three lap dances from her, then mention to her, how about you give me 6 for the price of four.
Ok let me break this down for you now.
3 dollars for the first drink to get in.
2 bucks for the choice stripper to come off stage.
10 bucks for the table dance.
30 bucks for the first three lap dances.
add it up that's 45 bucks, you got five bucks left- but she don't know that- pay her up to this point, if your charm was heavy, and you wore the white t-shirt, she'll go for it. Grab on to something and let that bitch ride horsey.
It's important to note when she's dry humping you, don't try and push back, she'll back off and tease you just so you'll throw more money down.
With a little luck, and little charm, you should get your nut off by the last dance, now this where your five bucks comes in hand. Hand her 4 bucks, and while the dumfounded stripper is looking at the cash GET UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! She'll think she's holding tens at first, and this'll give you a few seconds to get past the bouncers. If you timed it right the bus should just be arriving, throw your last buck into the slot and slide out of their slippy style!
Have fun and happy dry humping!
Greedy CEO's are the ones to blame for rap music being trash right now because they've brainwashed the rappers that it's cool to rap about ignorance because that's what will get them paid and sell a lot of records. Stupid ass rappers are believing what the CEO's are telling them on what to say to sell records. CEO's don't care about the rappers. All they care about is making money off the rappers and the rappers are too stupid to see that.
^^Yes but there are rappers that want to rap about that shit too, don't get it twisted, mainly because they got nothing else to say.
Can you organize your posts into paragraphs or bullted points please. Reading your shit is a real bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
How about instead of blaming rappers for societies problems, you blame the parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
It's cool to be a pimp. Just ask one of my bitches.
thats kinda assuming all commercial rappers are stupid.. couldn't some of them share the opinion of the CEOs in selling their image instead of their music or message?Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
the thing that pisses me off about CEOs is more than just money.. the restriction of the artist's creative control is something that will directly effect the music they put out.. which this arguement is about.
how bout this: is it the CEOs, the rappers, or the fans themselves responsible for the genocide of hip hop? or is everybody to blame?
^^^gonna Try Dat One Of These Days Lol Ill Tip
It is fucked up people gotta live like that and even worst that people in "power" let it go down.. I always give back to people who ain't got shit if I can..but there should be some sort of solution better than what goes on now to answer the bum question or the poverty question.
Theres no solution because those people are essential to the American Capitalist Socioeconomic Machine(ACSM)((*lol*seriously though)). They're that little cog you see rotating the big ass gear. You take that little cog piece out and all the gears stop spinning and the machine crashes and burns. You like your cheeseburgers, television, and fashion statements?? Start liking homeless people too motherfucker they gonna be here for a while.
you can be fully functional today, get into a car accident tommorow,and become mentally iLL.
i know someone this has happened to
he could have been one of the iLLest Mcs we know.
Damn kid, yea I know a couple MC's like that, but jail killed their future.
Fill the political prisons
i was thinking about that shit the other day - how the best of us got locked up or killed - the ones with the gift of gab that would have got the whole block on - that gold rope mentallity fucked allot of us upQuote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
Yea my mom was telling me today how I'm wasting my intelligence selling drugs and running the streets, talkin bout how she wanna help me get my life on track. I stood shut the whole time because I got 5 years worth of drugs in my right pocket...
Idk mang...
this threads hilarious
lol @ busting a nut off of dry humping :D
Another reason is the cost of living in certain cities....minimum wage is sometimes not enough to cover the cost of living unless you work 80 hr weeks.
I see a lot of homeless in Portland. They tend to stick to certain regions where theres heavy traffic flow and red lights so they can hold up their signs in hopes of hand outs. About 85% of them are mentally ill and have trouble holding a conversation. I used to talk to a few of them on occasion when I worked at the Grocery store on the boulevard. Most of them need to be in a mental ward, or at least given meds so they have a fighting chance in moving up in society.
First of all speaking from experience, the homeless struggles fucked! Yeah there's programs and all, but they don't react nicely to people, they treat homeless people like pieces of shit!
Basically making a bunch of money was my only way out and hustling was the only way, no 9-5 job paying 8.00 an hour was going to get me out of homelessness.
Good topic for the thread, but when you have bills to pay, and you want the better things in life, people will do anything for it, not me though!
this modern life is not natural
homeless people are just honest and hurt
yes but lets be honest
most "players" would actually be considered tricks by the real old school pimps....if you have sex with a hoe and she not turning tricks for you then guess what????
you the trick....which means 95 percent of the rappers out there is really tricks not players
silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
post just be disappearing around here
What about females that go to male strip clubs??????????
There are females that do the same thing.. pay for sex and pay for escort services.. so its not only men.
they way more sneaky about it though
Mhm I wouldnt know.. I know some girls that go to strip clubs...
I never been to one.. I should perhaps try it before I die
lawls....you sound like you had a bad experience....but what gawt you there? why did you become homeless?Quote:
Originally Posted by J.T.S.