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The top 7 S&M covers of Lois Lane. Seriously.
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Come with us on a journey of discovery you will not soon forget. Venture forth with the knowledge that once a thing is seen, it cannot be unseen. Embark on a sojourn not only of sight and sound, but of mind, that will taint your childhood, and alter your DNA. Enter, if you dare, the erotic sub/dom world of Superman's Kinky Girlfriend in the Top Seven S&M Covers of Lois Lane.
Every image is unaltered. Every cover is REAL.
Number #7 LOIS LANE 111: Trapped by The Justice League
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Okay, this is weak sauce. So she's in a bikini, and she's being tied down? Hardly something to keep the sheets bundled up at night, is it? But it does mark the FIRST time either of those things happened in a Lois Lane comic, 11 years into the 15-year run. I mean, it's not like Lois Lane didn't have odd covers before, but she was mostly getting married to an assortment of people (creatures-Superman-Batman-convicts-Satan) every other month, or stepping into her "NEGRO-MACHINE" for the day.
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Weird, sure, but we were living in the '70s, and we'd grown to expect innovations like the Negro Machine. So this cover, with the little people putting the bondage to the half-naked Lois, was the start, a dipping of the toe into the world of kink. But oh, it's gonna get so much better. Hee hee.
Number #6: LOIS LANE 122 : 77 Coffins
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Okay, now we're talking. Lois is properly introduced to bondage and submission as she SHOULD be. And DIG that hog-tied roommate on the floor!! You almost miss the leatherette-wearing "Thorn" bound up alongside them, there's so much misbehavior going on here. What I love is that the letterer gave all the thought dialogue to the one on the ground.
Even the letterer knew all eyes were on the floor. I mean, this is NOT your big sister's Lois Lane comics. Why can't a poor girl just marry Satan like she's supposed to and get on with things?
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Number #5 LOIS LANE 135: The Amazing After-Life of Lois Lane
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I don't know about her afterlife, but she seems to be having an interesting afternoon. If you learn one thing from this cover, learn THIS: When tying a woman to a truck bumper, it's important to separate the thighs as much as possible, and if you can get her to arch her back, it really helps.
These covers are starting to get interesting. And I'm starting to wonder how artist Bob Oksner spent his weekends.
Number #4: LOIS LANE 123: The Serpent in Paradise:
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My wife cannot even look at this one without cringing. I had to scan it with tongs while she was out of the room. Okay, sure, if you're going to have a story about serpents in paradise, you've got no choice than to throw a little snake bondage into the mix. But what sets this cover apart is a new feature, which we'll be seeing more of in the next few covers, and that is the "crotch" point. Check out Superman's hand, with that bizarrely tilted finger pointing out the spot to look for Lois' crotch. You don't believe in the "crotch point"? Keep your eyes peeled.
Number #3: LOIS LANE 127: Curse of the Flame
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Go ahead and deny the "crotch point" now. Just go ahead. That shark is interested in one thing and one thing only, and that's snacking on her "bikini area" in a way that I suspect isn't wholesome. Not so much bondage as the others, but a delightful switch on Vagina Dentata.
Number #2 LOIS LANE 133: The Lady Is a Bomb
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Oh. My. God.
Can you even imagine what Bob was thinking when he sketched this cover? What was DC editorial thinking? We can only thank God and country that the colorist didn't color the lamppost red or pink, or there would have been a breakdown of the social order, and America would have been destroyed.
And the torn clothes ...? The ... ruined landscape. TAKE THIS IMAGE AWAY! It tempts me! It mocks me! It makes me feel all "grown up" in a way I don't understand. Bring me back to a world where Lois marries a serial killer and things are NORMAL!
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Number #1 LOIS LANE 120.
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It doesn't seem to have a title, so I'll just call this one "THE MANY CROTCH DARTS OF LOIS LANE'S CROTCH, featuring Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane's Crotch." Or that might be too subtle.
This is the one time in history that someone was placed on a giant dartboard as a means of killing them, with the bullseye someplace OTHER THAN BEHIND THEIR HEART. According to the story, a Mexican band of Crotch Darters had been roaming the badlands of the border areas for days, and Superman is called in to investigate a series of "Crotch Dartings" that had plagued the countryside. I won't ruin the ending for you, you'll have to find a copy for yourself, but it involves crotches.
This is the ONLY comic book I've ever asked a creator to sign the cover of in my entire collection. I begged, pleaded and demanded that Dick Giordano (the inker) sign this when I discovered we were both guests at the same small convention a few years ago. I asked him what was going on at the time that Lois was suddenly all about the crotches and manacles, and Dick said he hadn't noticed any change in the covers for this period, but signed the copy with a smile.
Thanks for the memories, creative staff at Lois Lane. I'll never look at another Crotch Dart without thinking of you guys.
some of those covers are really well drawn, weird as they are
^lol
why is blade depicted differently almost everytime he has a guest appearance? weird...
they need to just put blade on a team, like in the captain britian series. but then again, he dont want to save the world, he just wants to off vampires. maybe a team with blade, son of satan, dr. voodoo, man-thing, dr. strange, ghost rider & werewolf by night would work. a new midnight sons or something.
and how fucking good was scalped? and to think, jason arron and r.m. guera just met for the first time at the new york comic con that just passed. they wrote the final sequence for scalped while they were there. im gonna be one sad fuck when this book ends.
random fight time!!!
amanda waller vs. black mariah <<<( really obscure referance, i know, but a damn funny fight. lol)
I would buy and read the fuck out of that...throw in satana, scarlet witch, valkyrie and some other chicks though..Quote:
Originally Posted by main_man
did anyone buy 'superman earth one'? i was kind of tempted but couldn't bring myself to do it.
i think it sold out at my shop. my local news did a interview with the owner of the shop i go to about it. also shows JMS at another shop talking about it, with fan reaction to it as well.
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and i picked up the new uncanny x-force title and really enjoyed it. im not familiar with phantomex (or whatever his name is) at all though, so his power set confused me. but they really won me over with the last page. ill be back. havent read x-force since the excellent allred run. really enjoyed that run.
i wish marvel would go really old school with these black and white one shots and just go magazine style format. if done well, i might even pay $5 for something like that. but the tomb of horror and daredevil black and whites were enjoyable.
and im thinking about getting hitch's batman title when it drops. he did great things with moon knight as far as his art goes, so i know he'll do batman justice art-wise. im just so out of the batman loop i dont know if i'll have the slightest idea whats going on. lol
and as far as brightest day and justice league:generation lost. i thought these were supposed to be minis. they got these things going to like issue 20 and shit. a little bit annoying to me personally.
what? eloels
^batman and robin #16
re:dark night, dark city
btw did anyone catch incoginto???? that shit was indeed, incognito..eloels, was awesome tho.
next year. bendis and maleev on moon knight.
good news.
deadpool max went from being an ongoing to a 6 issue mini though. first issue was crazy.
thats too bad^ but the moon knight news is good to me
Deadpool Max #1 was sick, He suits the MAX title better than anyone atm
hate that im broke this week eloels, wanna pick up Superboy 1...thats a sick team.
Holy Barbatos..eloels BnR for the fucking win.
^Batman and Robin #16 was godbody. Dollars to dimes Hurt comes back even more deranged.
Superboy #1 was pretty cool also
holy shit batman and robin #16 was dope as fuck. book of the week easily for me
yup^ eloels.
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looks almost like coipel
big baby jesus i can't wait big baby jesus i can't wait
lmao^^ WORD
holy fucking fuck...what just happened LMAO RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE WAS IILLLL
speechless, it was given to me as a gift, too...fuckin best B-Day gift ever...vagina, move over..ELOELS.
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from dc's blog
love that batman inc cover
^hopefully that's not a variant...because i think this is the cover
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which is ok but generic
bruce wayne 6 was nuts...i need to read the whole run now...or i guess, after i get 'the return', since that's supposed to be an epilogue.
I think my reading order for the post RIP stuff is
Batman and Robin 1-9
Batman 700
Batman and Robin 10-12
Batman 701-702
Bruce Wayne 1-5
Batman and Robin 13-15
Bruce Wayne 6
Batman and Robin 16
The Return
I dunno. I think Bruce Wayne 6 was originally supposed to come out between B&R 15 and 16 though, right? the ending practically leads in to 'Black Mass'
Either way, his whole run has been probably the most consistently entertaining, ambitious and mindbending run on a superhero book I've ever read.
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awesome, that 2 page spread was lovely, although checking out the raw pencils makes me feel like the inkers butchered the artwork to a degree.
i mean maybe a little but ya i think the art was fuckin gorgeous.
ya return is late, so that reading order sounds right..and yes i agree about morrissons run..phenominalQuote:
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Lmao^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah i've really enjoyed the last few months of Batman, It puzzles me as to why so many people hate it, I know so many people who won't go near it until Morrison stops writing it.
lmao..same people that disliked Inception i surmise.
the argument i've heard is that "it's not batman" because of the sci-fi elements and also that it is confusing
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oh my god i want it NOW!!!
fail? lmao
huge fail
for some reason they won't embed
go here
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2010/11...n-in-february/
jms leaving wonder woman and superman. not sure if i should still read it after he leaves.
avengers children crusade is awesome. being a month behind in my reading = FAIL
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lmao at u reading it while he was on
was it any good before he got on it? i enjoyed the few issues of superman. cant really get into wonder woman though.
all good its not like i paid for the issues XD