yea thats how i party....someones crib getting fucked up with ladies over...yea out in public is an entire different story, no need to bug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
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yea thats how i party....someones crib getting fucked up with ladies over...yea out in public is an entire different story, no need to bug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
Can't believe it gon that easy... she even brings me breakfast in bed and fixes my morning wood. Aweso!Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
got some girl problems??
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y0o FAM....
how would i jus approach someone at school... like not even in my class... im mad shy at this shit... like im good if we somewhat have class and shit... but for instance... some chick sittin on the bench, loungin by herself... give me a slippy approach... peace duke
If I was you I'd knock out all my own teeth and buy dentures. Start their. Then when you get a chick, suprise the fuck out of her by gumming her clitorous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist
Either that, or just don't smile.
Drugs
Pack a gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Palehorse
The slippy approach would be to walk over and talk to her, invite her out for dinner and dick......if your to shy and you need a reason to approach her, think of somthing like this........Quote:
Originally Posted by Razorsharp
Take a piece of loose leaf over to her with "The Razor Sharp One for Class President" written on the top. Tell her to sign your petition, make up some bullshit on how your gonna change shit, like putting a tampon dispenser in the ladies room.......wait hold up bad advice......tell her your trying to get the lunch hour expanded by 10 minutes buy cutting study hall short. Anyways the trick is to get her name and spark a conversation. Get her to talk about something....if you say your gonna be class president ask her if there something that needs to changed, but the trick is to throw some charm in their. If you can nail that then you'll be tapping that in 2 weeks or less.
Try this one instead.
If you know her name already walk over to her and say this.........
"Hey your Shaqwanda right? I have a friend that has a really big crush on you but he's to shy to talk to you. He was wondering if he could have your phone number to call you......" If she ask's who is name is tell her he wishes to remain anonymous. At this point she'll most likley tell you to tell your friend to quit being a pussy(not in those words). But this takes the heat off of you for the time being and you can make up nice shit to say about her and say it's all your friends words.
If she bites, you just scored a phone number, now all you have to do is work on a game plan when you call her. Tell her your friend siad this, and your friend siad that. If she get's excited about who this mysterious guy is saying all these nice things, you can lay it heavy on her, that your really the friend. Or better yet, tell your mysterious friend is such an asshole for making you do this because he just hooked up with someone else.....but now you know her on a basis where you can get her going.
Anyways.........why go through all this trouble? It gives you an exscuse to find out where shorties heads at without making it seem like your trying to hook up. Expose her weakness then penetrate it...her.
Actually this thread is for people that might need a little extra help to get pussy. If you want to learn how to hook up with men......I think jasper's got a thread like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by vahacris
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Originally Posted by Palehorse
Ok, so maybe a gun isn't an option, there's one thing I did before, i'm not sure if I siad this in this thread yet but...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
You need to be friends with one big bitch. Preferably a strong bull-dike bitch but a big fat bitch will suffice as well. This bitch needs to be down for you like your homies. Take the time to solidfy a relationship with this big bitch so she'll watch your back. Send her over to your ex's house to call your ex out and fuck her up. Your ex will call down her lackey's once you bring the fight to her doorstep. She'll be scared. Trust me, this shit works. I keep it friendly with big bitches.
My Pimp Handz My Back Hand And That Skeezah Lalern Knowz This!
Tought Her How 2 Drop Those Excuses And Pick Up A Purpose.....
....copyright Deaf Jam 2006 (clue)
Slippy, my girlfriend won't stop smoking my crack, what should I do...?
thats pimp status right there, if you have chicks that will scrap other chicks for you you're doin something right. respectQuote:
Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
hahahaha I did that shit before, I had this big ass fuckin puerto rican girl propped out in blood garbs fuck up these 2 girls and rob em for me, than when the cops came she was trying to fuck them up tooQuote:
Originally Posted by snapple