what, fuckin volkwagen?!
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chevy is a strong car ..... so
Europe is a better country to live in unless you're rich....then you will love America
i liked europe when i lived there
the white people i've known and met didn't have that superiority complex like white americans have
the white americans i met in europe were not nice
it was even divided in school black and white
white america is fucked up
true
lmao
no diss - but
i found this to be true
LMAO....we? Copy you?? dressing like you??
Guess again my funny man HAHA....
Let me clear this up once and for all.....
Clothing huh.....well....apparantly...we do NOT copy you and do ot dress up like you....it's the other way around actually since allot of famours clothing lines come from Europe, like for instance:
-Gucci - Italy
-Versace - Italy
-Hugo Boss - Germany
-Armani - Italy
-Dolce & Gabanna - Italy
-The list goes on and on......
Then....some other MOST interesting FACTS about how America is FAR from all that they claim to be.....
McDonalsd....i'm gonna keep bringing this up.....such "american" pride....and yet...there not a single american touch to it....
The Hamburger for instance as we know it.....was originally invented in the city Hamburg (Germany)....This recipe was taken to the US by German Immigrants....
French Fries.....originally come from Belgium and not from Fance.... The Irish called it French Fries and comes from "to french"....the silly Americans (dumb as they are)....thought it was French Fries cause of the language we speak here.......well...dumbasses......Belgiums original language is NOT French but Dutch......poor americans....lol....
AND McDonalds itself....invented by Dick and Mac McDonalds........sons of Scottish Immigrants :)......hehe.....aaaahhh I love this....
And what's that you say about language funny man? You said it y'rself....it's ENGLISH....not American...it comes from England.....
About that accent...it's far from as silly your dumbmouth sounds.....
Let's continue digging up some marvelous facts shall we??
You guys mentioned MUSIC earlier...right??
Ok.....did Americans invented a musical instrument?? if so tell me....but here's what I know...
The guitar....for instance...comes from instruments known in ancient India and Asia...The word guitar, adopted in English, comes from the Spanish word Guitarra, which derived from the Latin, Cithara.
The Romans introduced the guitar as we know it to Hispania.....
The Saxophone.....aaaahh....Belgian pride......it was invented by Belgian instrument maker Adolph Sax....:)
The Piano......was invented by the Italian, Bartolomeo Cristofori
The flute....not quite sure but I do know it's definitely NOT from America because your silly country wasn't even placed on the map yet..
Anyway, a 3 hole mamoth tusk made flute was found in Germany dated to 30.000 years ago....
And a recordplayer ladies and gent!!! Was invented by a Frenchman called Edouard Leon Scott De Martinville....so...you americans would've been scratching y'r ass instead of records if it wasn't for...all together now!!!....EUROPE!!! :) Horray!
Violins = Italian
Trumpets = Egypt (Africa)
etc....etc....
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So.......where's America in all this???
....in my ass....
Ow and please Yankees.......the Car was NOT invented in America
aswell.......you'd wish HAHAHAHAHA
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:lmao: Complete Ownage
Liked the Belgian part :yes:
I have to agree with everything skellington posted in here. all of his posts only included facts. do the knowledge, America's history is very short and hasn't suffered the kind of historical events Europe did. especially the way the US presents itself as the greatest nation on earth is kinda ridiculous and funny at the same time. you guys haven't seen a war over there. you haven't seen good food over there (French kitchen anyone?). you haven't seen environment over there. you're pretty obstinate when it comes to different cultures and nations. I can remember how I read a survey 2 years ago, about the geographic knowledge of the Americans about their own country. over 30% couldn't find the States on a map, not to talk about rivers, mountains or states.
Whateva. Just a small correction.
Russia was borrowing fucking GUNS to Cuba! America was scared, that nigga filled his pants cause Cuba was first-door neigbors and they could snipe it right through window of his house... And what America did was park the truck in front of Cuba's door.
And shit was settled 'cause America and Russia had pleasant talk in a cafe and they was like:
America: "Aight, what you gonna do if I park my truck back at my garage?"
Russia: "Yeah, I'ma tell Cuba to gimme my gat back."
I got more stuff bout America, but I'm gonna eat first.