Cool Dan begs for Nudes....
....in order to make the ultimate jack off material.
This letter was left on my doorstep monday morning. i doubted the letter's authenticity until traces of hummus and dreidel splinters were found on the parchment during analysis.
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Originally Posted by [B
LadiesLoveCoolDan[/b]]
Hey blackula, will you send me one of your infamous nudes, so that I can photoshop style's face from the picture of him in a pirate costume after dumpster diving onto your naked body?
I know your first reaction would be to say no, but if you think about it, everyone has already seen them, you are a lovely young lady, and I am only doing it to see if style gets upset.
Now, I could go ask any one of these losers who has saved them to his hard drive, but I thought I would go straight to the source.
I promise I won't jack off to them, I just want to photoshop style's face on to your body, because I think it would be funny.
Now, I am going to do it anyway, but if you would just send them to me, it would save me some trouble.
Your Friend,
Dan
now i knew that dan was sexually attracted to me. but i did not know that he got sexually aroused by the female body, as his "girl"friend is built like Elijah Wood and his last fantasy creation, skampoe's head on minis body fit his homosexual joo profile. hairly lipped flat chested concentration camp diet transsexuals.
Dan I have the nudes you seek as well as the perfect STYLE headshots.
pm me.
