Even if you did cheat. Like I fucking care after all these years. Pussyole. You were never that special to me. We didnt really bond. You're boring to be around. It wasn't love it was desperation. Get it right.
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Even if you did cheat. Like I fucking care after all these years. Pussyole. You were never that special to me. We didnt really bond. You're boring to be around. It wasn't love it was desperation. Get it right.
Trix had some really odd fetishes also. One time I was taking a dump at her flat, and I caught her peeking through the door at me on the toilet. I asked her what she was doing and could see her pants were down.
Yes you're the desperate one. 8 years without sex?
Just proved you've never lived with a woman. Just proved you're still living under your mum's roof.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
Didn't you catch my shitting thread? I done told everyone about my toilet habits.
Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
Yes, that is her. But she wasn't that fat when we fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Drebin
You is a spare rib.
You look bigger now than that Margaret Cho lady. What have you been putting in your mouth, besides J's small penis?
comfort food is a mutha innit?
Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
J is 100% better at everything in bed compared to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
We only had sex a few times cos we only met a few times. 8 years since then?
I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY D*CK SIZE
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HAPPY BORN DAY CAP
YOU WANNA TAKE THIS USED UP HOE FOR ONE LAST SPIN AROUND THE COCK?
Look who's desperate for sex.
8 years is a long time, init?
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EIGHT YEARS WITHOUT THAT NUTTA
BEFORE THAT IT WAS LIKE BEING LOCKED UP IN A METH LAB WITH SOME SKANK KNOCKING ON THE DOOR SHOUTING 'I WANT THAT BANG, I WANT THAT ZOOM' FOR HOURS ON END
8 years and you still aint moved on.
18 pages and you still postin'
You're still posting an'all. You still want my pussy. That's why you waited over a year for me to come back so you could try to fuck with me again.
You've wasted your time. I'm not the one who wants you, it's Jasper. You're curious so go for it. Don't wait around for me. It ain't ever gonna happen. Just go to Jasper and be happy. Ffs
JASPeR IS FOR THE CHILDREN JUST LIKE WU-TANG
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He done said he'd suck a man's dick out of friendship. How can you say no to that?
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THAT'S WHY HE SUCKS LIL PECKAS INSTEAD OF A GROWN MAN'S MULTIVEINED SNAKE
I'm sure he might do some sexual favours for you if he gets some in return.
Maybe shave all your pubes off too. He likes it like that.
Trix told me that she loved a jungle around a guy's dick. No manscaping allowed at all, she thrived for that pubic hair in her teeth. She would actually pull the pubic hairs from her teeth and put them on her tongue and swirl them around some and then swallow them.
In your fucking dreams. Not with your spotted dick.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE IN THE ER REAL SOON AFTER I'VE GIVEN YOU THE FULL TREATMENT
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SPLISH SPLASH JUST LIKE THE GOD CAPPA TAUGHT ME
WU-TANG DOUBLE CD, CAPPA SAVED ME FROM SUMMER SCHOOL AND TOLD ME HOW TO MAKE UNSTABLE BIZATCHEZ' VIRGINITY A DISTANT MEMORY
Puss filled, yellowheaded, stank dick. Get it checked. Ffs. I'm being honest here, it looks really off putting.
CAN'T SAY I BEEN GETTING ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY JIMMY JONEZ
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You ain't been within a mile of dick or pussy.
8 years. You're getting off to medical examinations now you're so desperate.
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LIFE IS SO HARD FOR THESE DOCS N NURSES, THEY ONLY GET TO SEE THE D ONCE A WEEK
YOU GET IT EVERY DAY THO
IN YOUR WET DREAMZ
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You wished you could fuck a doc or nurse.
8 years? Youd fuck anything after that dry spell.
See the difference between me and you. I ain't gotta make up shit to piss you off. I speak truth. That's why you're grabbing at anything to try and fuck me over.
I told you to fuck off in KTL but you just couldn't leave me alone could you. Desperate faggot.
ART VANDELAY SAID NO TO THE PU$$Y
IRONMAN SAID NO TO THE PU$$Y
SADLY NO WUCORP PORN ACTORS FOR YOU BAE
MAYBE DAN WOULD HIT IF HE CAN TAKE HIS EYEBROWZ OFF IN THE BEDROOM
STILL HE WOULDN'T LIKE YOU SNIFFING HIS TURDS IN THE BATHROOM SO THAT'S STILL A DRY SPELL FOR YOU
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FINGER AWAY, IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL
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HIT THAT V AND GET THE JUICES FLOWIN'
Don't be making others look bad. You're the only one here that don't get pussy.
8 YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRSS
FUCK YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
ART GETS PLENTY OF GRADE A PUZZY
IRONMAN WRAPS THE SCHLONG AROUND PLENTY A DIME
CHARLESJONES IS OUT RIGHT NOW LICKING THE MAYOR'S WIFE's FEET TILL SHE SAYS SHE'LL VOTE FOR HIM INSTEAD COME ELECTION TIME
EVERYBODY ON HERE IS TRUMPING THE HELL OUT OF LIFE EXCEPT FOR YOU
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They might get pussy but you don't. You've already admitted it's been 8 years.
AHAHAAH, 'ADMITTED'?
ONLY THING THAT GOT ADMITTED WAS YOUR CRAZY STALKIN AZZ INTO THE LOONEY BIN
HOWZ DEM ELECTRO SHOCK WORKING FOR YA?
I HEARD THEY ONLY WORK ON LOOKERS
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TOO BAD HUH TRIXX
You drove long journeys to come see me.
You still wank over my pics. You still dream of me. You fucking wished you got some pussy now. Been waiting 8 years. Why haven't you moved on? You're not waiting for me, are you? If you are give it up.
Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
docs told me it was part of your therapy
i came for the lolz
i wasn't disappointed