Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory Is Like...

..is like pretending to be a retard to get to the front of a queue

is like being the most pro-black mulatto.

...is like getting a blowjob from a dude. you laugh at it, you might even enjoy it but you firmly know it's wrong

sound theory is like being outta weed, ashtray digging for roach ends to make up a joint

oooohshit i think im the best mcee on sound theory!

finishing dead last @ the Special Olympics.


Sorry Mouse, Sorry Chek, BDZ, Sinapse, etc.

...I can't resist a thread that has good comedic value. Plus it's all fun anyway. I've never knocked anybody personally.

Being The Dopest MC on Sound Theory is like ....


eating nutella

Busting a fat, 30-second, half-gallon cumload... raw inside a fat chick you just met at the bar who doesn't get the idea that she needs to get up through early in the morning before your roommates wake up.

Being the Dopest Mc on Sound Theory is like....

seeing Oprah without her make-up

Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory is like ...


putting Ghostface Killah's Stroke of Death on a loop for 24 hours straight

...being the Michael Jordan of wheelchar basketball.

...like having a blatantly ugly baby.

Being the Dopest MC on Sound Theory Is Like...



being Tom Hanks in the movie "A League of their own"

is like being a lesbian.


sorry sis.

.....is like having weed with no paraphernalia