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01-23-2009, 03:33 PM
diggy

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Originally Posted by CharlesJones

she changed her mind when i told her i wouldn't give her any money hahahahahahahahahahahaha. She wanted to see Notorious movie with me last weekend and she said she had her kids with her and she wanted me to give her some money so she could give them some money. I went to the movies by myself. Everytime this bitch calls me, she wants some money. She has a man and 4 kids. I told ya'll about this bitch before. We've been intimate several times but it's never led to sex. She's scared to be seen with me in public sometimes because she thinks one of her female friends or one of her man's friends is gonna see us together. Next time the bitch calls me, i'm gonna tell her don't call me anymore and she's probably gonna get mad and call me back but i won't answer the phone. Then there's this white woman at my job who is my co-worker and she's cute. This black bitch borrowed $400 from the white girl and only paid back $200. The white girl had the nerve to defend her to me saying she isn't a bad person. How is she not a bad person when the bitch owes her money? She also called the white girl white trash behind her back and i told the white girl about that. I kinda felt bad for the white girl because she's a nice person and she always speaks to me. I was thinking about giving the white girl $200 because she's nice and she doesn't deserve to be played but i would only give her the money if she was gonna give me some pussy because i wanna fuck her hahahahahahahahahaha. She's married and has a couple of kids but i don't care because i think she's hot LOL.

I think the problem is Charles' attitude.
01-23-2009, 03:45 PM
MsRzaRecTaH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironman

Why don't you just get a hooker? I'm dead serious. Aren't they cheaper and less bullshit to deal with?

I think... he has before... or something like that.. not sure? cant remember the last story he posted... :=)
01-23-2009, 03:49 PM
check two

Yeah, he said he gives the hookers money so he can suck their toes.
01-23-2009, 03:50 PM
Slippy The Pimp

Charles Jones is like........

Generic Corn Flakes.
01-23-2009, 03:50 PM
MsRzaRecTaH

Quote:

Originally Posted by check two

Yeah, he said he gives the hookers money so he can suck their toes.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I knew toes were involved lol!
01-23-2009, 03:58 PM
Prolifical ENG

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin

also charles you lost your job because of wucorp.

oh yeah i forgot about that...HAHAHAHAHAHA
01-23-2009, 04:23 PM
TheBoarzHeadBoy

Give the black bitch 200 dollars and tell her to use it to pay the white bitch back. If she doesn't do so, spread the word that you two fucked when your at the water cooler. Everyone is happy. White bitch doesn't know about it, but thinks your a good guy for giving black bitch money, lack bitch thinks your a nice guy for giving her money, and you can always deny that you started the rumor, so your happy.

All for 200 bucks can you completely fuck with the status quo.

Or skip the 200 dollars and just tell the guys that you banged black bitch and the white bitch. That way your big office playah, and that's all that really matters.

Then use 200 dollars to buy two 100 dollar whores.
01-23-2009, 04:50 PM
BRONZBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironman

I just want him to understand that it's not all about thugs, deal dealers, and bums. It's the media that creates this negative image of us. And he lives in Cleveland, OH. I'm pretty damn sure that black men there are doing good things.

It's like the other day when I was in class, I glanced at a pretty black girl and she rolled her eyes (I didn't do anything), seriously. When a white guy looked at her, he said something and they talked for a while. She judged me based on my race and stereotypes. It's not her fault, it's societies fault for making her think that way about me. I wasn't mad or anything. She doesn't know any better. That sort of thing is pretty damn common in Detroit, MI (blacks hating blacks. Blacks kissing white peoples ass because they hate themselves)

Charles, try to understand that hating your own people WILL bite you in the ass!}:| Trust me on this one.

real talk diggy diggs!!!
01-23-2009, 04:55 PM
Rame

Thread Of The Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01-23-2009, 04:57 PM
002

Come to Romania, Charles, there's plenty of white bitches here! You can suck their toes for 10$, I'll hook you up!
01-23-2009, 04:59 PM
Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesJones

she changed her mind when i told her i wouldn't give her any money hahahahahahahahahahahaha. She wanted to see Notorious movie with me last weekend and she said she had her kids with her and she wanted me to give her some money so she could give them some money. I went to the movies by myself. Everytime this bitch calls me, she wants some money. She has a man and 4 kids. I told ya'll about this bitch before. We've been intimate several times but it's never led to sex. She's scared to be seen with me in public sometimes because she thinks one of her female friends or one of her man's friends is gonna see us together. Next time the bitch calls me, i'm gonna tell her don't call me anymore and she's probably gonna get mad and call me back but i won't answer the phone. Then there's this white woman at my job who is my co-worker and she's cute. This black bitch borrowed $400 from the white girl and only paid back $200. The white girl had the nerve to defend her to me saying she isn't a bad person. How is she not a bad person when the bitch owes her money? She also called the white girl white trash behind her back and i told the white girl about that. I kinda felt bad for the white girl because she's a nice person and she always speaks to me. I was thinking about giving the white girl $200 because she's nice and she doesn't deserve to be played but i would only give her the money if she was gonna give me some pussy because i wanna fuck her hahahahahahahahahaha. She's married and has a couple of kids but i don't care because i think she's hot LOL.

What an insightful voyage into the heart of human sexuality, office politics, and the trials and tribulations of working class.

Charles's urban fables always leave me not only appreciating the tale on its own merits, but looking deeper for the hidden jewels of wisdom from which all men can learn.
01-23-2009, 05:20 PM
Professor Poopsnagle

Every topic on this board not by Charles Jones is just filler material for the time Charles Jones makes a topic.

I enjoyed every word of that post.
01-23-2009, 05:24 PM
MaXiMus Da MaNtis

Charles Jones Is A Fuckin Poet
01-23-2009, 05:27 PM
Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster

If Maya Angelou and that guy from "Radio" had a baby, it would be CharlesJones
01-23-2009, 06:42 PM
TSA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahahahAHHAAHhh!! !
Dan you should have convenanted this jewel.
01-23-2009, 06:48 PM
TSA

i dont see the money thing playing a factor, maybe im too young but it would be wierd for a girl to be after a guys money from my experiences cause it's not like they aren't making more then you, or that they need it.
01-23-2009, 06:51 PM
Sir Artsdradamus

Quote:

Originally Posted by "...."

i'm about 1 or so away from holding a phd from one of the best schools in my country.

a phd from one of the best schools in your country is like an associates degree from a community college in my country
01-23-2009, 07:05 PM
check two

TSA, a bunch of women love money. It doesn't manner if they have money of their own. They can never have enough shoes, and shirts, and purses, and weaves, etc.
01-31-2009, 01:02 PM
CharlesJones

LOL@Check Two hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ironman i could care less if black women, white women, hispanic women don't wanna be with me because i don't chase women. I used to do that when i was a teenager but not anymore because i'm tired of them acting the way they do. It's all about money with them and that's why they only get with men who got a lot of money. They don't care if the man is ugly or fat(Notorious Big, Ol Dirty Bastard, Flavor Flav are perfect examples LOL)as long as he got money. I bet if i had my own place, a good job and a nice car, cute women would wanna get with me then. Fuck them. I don't need pussy and i ain't paying a prostitute or a escort service to get some. I'm about chasing money and having some nice things which means i need to be focusing on getting a good job. When i acquire some nice things, then the bitches will be on my dick and i'll tell them to get the fuck outta my face because you didn't wanna talk to me when i was a janitor and i had a 1992 Toyota Camry.
01-31-2009, 01:05 PM
CharlesJones

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm glad some of ya'll enjoy my topics. I just try to tell the truth always and i know i may offend some people but i don't care. Fuck these black bitches LOL. Golddiggers. I know all of them aren't like that but a lot of them are. I've met only a couple of good black women and i wish i had kept in touch with them because they never tried to use me.
01-31-2009, 01:08 PM
CharlesJones

Military Guys Committing Suicide. The Rate Is 128 Now

I read a newspaper article recently that 128 military guys have committed suicide last year compared to 115 from the year before. This is crazy. I can understand why a lot of them do this because they're probably depressed and they see some crazy things when they're fighting overseas. Fuck america because they aren't doing anything for these military guys that are depressed and suffering. A lot of them can't get jobs when they come home from the war and that's sad. I'm glad i never joined the military because i would never fight for a country that has shitted on my people for years.
01-31-2009, 01:12 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesJones

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm glad some of ya'll enjoy my topics. I just try to tell the truth always and i know i may offend some people but i don't care. Fuck these black bitches LOL. Golddiggers. I know all of them aren't like that but a lot of them are. I've met only a couple of good black women and i wish i had kept in touch with them because they never tried to use me.

Check you pm inbox, i have an offer you cant refuse.
01-31-2009, 02:03 PM
NAKHI the SOLORIAN

I guess I must say it again........

CJ you are a nutbag.......
01-31-2009, 02:08 PM
Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesJones

When i acquire some nice things, then the bitches will be on my dick and i'll tell them to get the fuck outta my face because you didn't wanna talk to me when i was a janitor and i had a 1992 Toyota Camry.

G. O. D.
01-31-2009, 02:15 PM
check two

Camry's are a real good car though.
01-31-2009, 02:19 PM
Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster

Quote:

Originally Posted by check two

Camry's are a real good car though.

Maybe if Charles would explain this to black women, citing reliability, gas mileage, durability, and practicality, they would be more willing to date him without the prerequisite of him handing them spending money.
01-31-2009, 03:43 PM
YungSunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesJones

i live with my parents

Nothing to see here, guys, next thread.
02-21-2009, 01:07 PM
CharlesJones

Christina Milian Is On The Cover Of King Magazine

I just saw it today at 7 Eleven so i bought it because she was looking hot on the cover. Christina has always been hot to me and fuck that fool Nick Cannon for cheating on her. Melyssa Ford's hot fine ass also has a article in the magazine. Ya'll fellas should pick up this magazine.
02-21-2009, 01:17 PM
Uncle Steezo

http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-cont...ina50cover.jpg

nick is gonna be mad when he's 40 and has a fat 60 yo mariah as a wife.
02-21-2009, 02:11 PM
Dooch

i cant stand mariah carey...fuckin nutjob diva cunt
02-21-2009, 03:05 PM
Uncle Steezo

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyTooch

i cant stand mariah carey...fuckin nutjob diva cunt

i'd still put some bait in her tacklebox.
http://skinindex.com/archives/mariah...5%2C-thumb.jpg
02-21-2009, 04:04 PM
check two

Charles Jones, you could have used that money towards getting your car fixed instead. smh
02-21-2009, 04:25 PM
Dooch

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

i'd still put some bait in her tacklebox.
http://skinindex.com/archives/mariah...5%2C-thumb.jpg

sure, we'd all love to, but you gotta sell your soul like nick cannon.
02-22-2009, 12:43 AM
zooruka

mariah is a "milian" times better than christina :cheerlie:(no pun intended)

peace:W
02-22-2009, 12:49 AM
oDoUoSoKo

disagree about mariah being better...but id still cover her face with glitter.
02-22-2009, 12:58 AM
SilvaFistz

very nice
02-22-2009, 01:39 AM
L~>1<~NKS

such a cutie
02-22-2009, 01:43 AM
L~>1<~NKS

[quote=prof zooruka;1494931]mariah is a "milian" times better than christina :cheerlie:(no pun intended)

peace:W[/quote)

physically

but mariah shreeks whn she hits them highs

christina can hit monotone highs

hella powerful vocals

milian's wifey material
02-22-2009, 02:23 AM
Jin10304

Damn thats a fine ass Cuban!
02-22-2009, 03:23 AM
SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by STYLE

http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-cont...ina50cover.jpg

nick is gonna be mad when he's 40 and has a fat 60 yo mariah as a wife.

9:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|69:|6:c lap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

hahahaha damn nick fucked up son she's so fine

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