What is the key to happiness?
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What is the key to happiness?
Always have cialis on hand
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i guess the key to happiness is having a really shitty memory..
guess im f0rever sad
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Don't be you.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
avoid having kids
For real? I've only ever had their nasty sandwiches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob
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Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN
having children is an amazing blessing, they bring so much joy.
Don't be me. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by cd
stay away from kids
Never marry.
Never have kids.
Never fall in love.
Never let any girl know how much you're making.
Never give your real name to one night stands.
Never date any women with femenist friends.
Always use your own condoms if raw is no option.
Never return the favor if you get head, that's only for long term girlfriends.
If you want to have more than one gf, get more than one phone.
Never show up for a date or to the club without a pump.
Have MDMA at hand, hidden well of course.
Don't use deodorant, use cologne or parfume sparsely. Or better yet, WD40.
Get your bodyfat to anywhere under between 12% and 20%
If you're below 5ft8, aim for Asians.
Learn some basic sentences in different languages.
Clean your room.
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Especially kids
never ever have those
Lolz @ shifter.
Guess u're not really a fan of kids, bro?
i love children, ironically they take to me and in an ideal world, i'd be the dude with like 10 of those ,unfortunately, in America, having them is HUGE MISTAKE, the joys of kids are quickly diminished when the system steps in and feminist ideologies lead women into thinking those kids are a tool or a weapon to use against you and the sad part is that, they are an effective tool, ive seen men here, very very successful reduced to shells of their former self all because they dared have a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
there is also the fear of your kid being raised by a piece of shit mother, especially in a society where relationships aren't guaranteed to last, and because i love kids so much, im very careful about having them, im a firm believer in the 2 parent household, however America has romanticized the single mother epidemic and given incentives and reasons to follow that path.
when this society stops rewarding piece of shit mothers with a monthly check and starts letting fathers too have an equal say and stake in their kids lives, ill be on board with the having kids idea
until then
do not have kids
Unfortunate truth. Originally, custody automatically went to the father and it needs to go back to that. Women mean the term "Women and children first" literally, as in they care about themselves and will use, abuse and sacrifice children without a second thought for their own needs. Both men and women are wired to overprotect women, which when it was tribes of humans trying to survive in nature was necessary. Now in the well off artificial bubble of safety, it becomes women can literally do jut about anything to men and/or children and people will line up with excuses and protection for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN
Noel should never reproduce anyway though