Nobody cares about you on Wu-Corp

that's right, if you are reading this, nobody gives a fuck about you. some people on here really believe that their wu-corp existence matters and that people look for them, but the proof is in the pudding.

Style disappeared for months. nobody cared
T$A isn't on as much. nobody cares
Ghostlaced has been banned twice. nobody cared
nick toochski fakes his death. nobody cared
Ms. Rzarectah hasn't been here much in the past year. nobody cares
beautifly is gone. nobody cares
minibumps is gone. nobody cares
art vandelay didn't post for about 4 days earlier in the week. nobody cared
krizysubstance doesn't post here anymore. nobody cares
all the corpse members didn't post here. nobody cared
ilz potent hasn't been here in months. nobody cares
blackula hasn't been here in months. nobody cares.
jordi hasn't been here in years. nobody cares
robbie was playing with turtles in the galapagos. nobody cared
afficial nastee left. nobody cares. actually, nobody cared when he was here.

maybe the only person anybody ever asked about when he didn't post for a while was sean/pat bateman. i don't know why that is, but i remember people asking about where the fuck he went when he was banned.


so if you think everyone or anyone gives a fuck about you on wu-corp. just ask for a month long ban and when you come back, see if anyone cared. sure they'll ask where you were, but if you go back looking through the posts, you'll notice your name was never mentioned.

if you don't believe me, just ask ghostlaced. he's a guy who thought that the wu-corp world revolved around him. he disappeared from posting for a month and he kept checking back everyday waiting to see what people were posting about him. he was even looking at penis threads and my profile while he was gone just hoping to find something, but his name was never mentioned. and then like george costanza, he came back to the wu-corp office pretending like he never quit.

so go ahead prove that people care about you. and come up with something more original than i made this thread so i must care.

So what you're trying to say is that nobody cares about anybody except for me?

and only very slightly

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Originally Posted by Sean Bateman

So what you're trying to say is that nobody cares about anybody except for me?

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hahaha


YES



you are the ONE. Hipster Matrix awaits your hard g body, POWERJAM wisdom.

guess what....

you wrote all that shit


and nobody cares

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exactly my point

I'm gonna steal it and repost it.


Brock would care. He also cares about the 12welve days of Christmas.



Stockings chock full 'O Lip Gloss.

I care that you can't keep my name out your mouf. I'm not Kim, and you're bald Emineminem. (The extra M is for Minoxodil.)

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Originally Posted by beautifulrock

I care that you can't keep my name out your mouf. I'm not Kim, and you're bald Emineminem. (The extra M is for Minoxodil.)

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I can assure you that I look nothing like him at this point. My hair is starting to look more John Stamos.

Originoo members know the deal.


Babe.

Your name is Patches.

I'd like to burn your fat neck with a cigarette like that kid in Gran Torino.

but i love your obese cynical nature. you are a model poster.



much better than that killbot oreo.

I like how you felt guilty about the rough and tumble nature of your first post so you had to double post a half hearted compliment/back hand slap on the retarded 12 year old mulatto kid/rapper from Southern Connecticut.

you're still here brock ?