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Got faggots recommending Cosmo to me in KTL. Wtf
That shit cunt is 30 years old now. He needs to find the best handbag and matching shoes for his date with Jasper. I wish you both the best of luck. Me and my man would come to your wedding. Pussyole.
You hate the smell of pussy. Eat a dick.
J would risk police for my pussy.
good to see you happy trix and in a good place in life.
Pussyole, don't ever chat my name. Shit cunt.
to be honest, your pussy isn't that good. you should wash it more.
To be honest it is if someone is risking jail for it.
Anyone willing to go to jail for your dick?
why is he risking jail for stank stretched out pussy? you begged for my dick
A lot of celebs want my pussy. Maybe even Ghostface.
Look who's begging for the pussy now. You've been wanting my attention for years after I dumped you.
Just ask Jasper to marry you. He's rich. I know you fancy him. I'd be happy for you both. I meant it. Be happy.
your pussy looks like robin williams knuckles. young dirty bastard might give it a go with his ebt card.
Yeah and nuff people still want it.
Who's risking jail for your dick?
Least I don't need to pay for sex like some losers.
you wanted me to be your boyfriend, but you were just a drunk fuck to me, and a bad one at that. after I broke the friends with benefits thing off, you obsessed over me and my dick and wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. you're still in love with me.
You fucking wished. How many relationships have you had? I'd have j back before you. Any old cunt before you. I don't go backwards. Later. I was never in love with you cos you have no idea how to eat pussy. It wasn't love you prat.
Would you say you loved someone that couldn't eat dick?
Why do you think I'd rather have j back. You're fucking rubbish at eating pussy. But I bet you'd be a natural at eating cock.
I said no to a younger man cos he don't eat pussy. Gotta be good too.
Go eat some dick already.
Don't forget you were just the nearest. It was supposed to Turdberglar.
I'd say some cunt making 10000s of accounts on the same forum to fuck with the regulars is the one that's in love. Prick.
Who the fuck goes through all that effort? Rich cry baby white boys with too much money and time on their hands.
Show us a pic of you and your last girlfriend then. If you've really moved on from me.
Don't cheat by posting you and your sister. We all know wagwan there.
you know you'd drop j in a second for me and my dick, but i don't want your crazy ass. you would go on and on complaining about his 3 inch erect penis and how he couldn't satifisy you unless he used a vibrator on you. you told me you had strong feelings for me and loved me, and when i said i didnt feel the same way, you ended back in the loony bin. i remember your hands smelling like shit for some reason also. don't you wash your hands after taking a crap? your breath smelled like old moth balls too.
I could've had you back anytime you prick. Don't you get it. I don't fucking want you. I'd fuck skampoe before I go anywhere near you.
Move on.
Your bent dick, your mole covered back, your ugly nose and everything about you is wrong. Your back is polka dotted with big ugly moles. Feels like feeling a leper.
Fuck. I was very very desperate at the time, I admit. If I knew I had more choices available to me it wouldn't have been you.
lockjaw, you were honestly the worst fuck i ever had. i felt itchy all over afterwards and had to go to the clinic to get looked at. why are you putting down skampoe? i bet he doesnt smell as bad as you. the only guys that will date you also come from the nut house.
Skampoe is loyal, he's funny, he's a loving man, he knows how to talk to people. He's much better than you. He ain't crying into his computer day in day out in his mum's box room like some. I didn't put skampoe down, you did.
Don't forget you is schizophrenic now. Where and when are you gonna get a date?
you had trouble getting me aroused. i had to think of another girl whenever i was around you to get an erection. you couldnt even give me a semi. i've never been shitzo, that's your thing. what kind of pyscho would contact a girl i was dating like you did, and try to make up all those lies about me, hoping she would break up with me. you're a total whackjob.
You cum in under 4 seconds
Snoop wants my pussy.
Still waiting for these pics. You must've had one after all these years, right?
Don't forget it was always you coming to see me, not the other way round. You drove for miles for my pussy. No one goes to that length for pussy that don't get them hard. You could've saved yourself the journey and saved on petrol and fucked a Whore from your ends.
How long has it been? 8 years ago. Where's the girlfriend or ex girlfriend?
Eminem wants my pussy too.
I felt sorry for losers, what can I say.
Em is no loser.
Losers like Kemsley would stick their dick into any hole. Your school had a farm. Fuck knows what you did with the donkeys and chickens.
why would i show you a photo of anything, so you post it all over the internet? you act like a little childish kid. it seems like you have some autism to go along with your schitzo. let's just say the woman is a lot better than you in everyway, lockjaw. even your cats try to get far away from you.
You ain't had a girlfriend. Admit it. You ain't never talked about a girlfriend since I've been here.
Me and J go back years. On and off for 8 years. Like I couldn't have you back anytime. I'd rather Skampoe. He wouldn't treat his missus as trash if she got raped.
I'd take j back before you every time. The cunt risks jail for my pussy.
i don't post much here, chubbs. and why would i chat with you about a woman, you're a little girl. you've never been raped anyway. you get off on making up lies to try to make your life seem more interesting.
You will never ever get this pussy ever again. I know you miss my pussy very, very much. That's why you've put in so much time and effort over the years to get me back.
Where are these pics to prove that you've moved on from me.
Yall heard about J and a few others.
Where's your girl?
We all know you hear voices about me.
No one posts here much anymore. But you is still online everywhere else.
Make that booty call to Jasper.
Your back. I wish you could see your back. I'd rather touch a real leper.
do you still have those crabs in your bush?
You're 30 years old and you still a dick head. After the cushy life you've had. Nan dropping grands on them for nothing. And this pussyole is still playing the same game since he was 15. Grow up and move the fuck on.Quote:
Originally Posted by The real Alex
You've waited more than a fucking year to troll me again. Get some dick. Sheeesh.
Everyone knows you're still after my pussy. I'm just here to laugh at you.
i can't count how many times i had to change my number cause you wouldn't stop calling me
Whatever. People know I ain't had your number for years. Deleted it back in '08.
It's you who's been waiting for a text from me. Your twitter said so. Deluge.
Who wants to call you. You're useless for conversation in real life and online, so I know it's pointless in wasting my free calls on you.
And explain all the yellowheads you got on your knob and blackheads all over your face.
I ain't never seen a dick covered in yellowheads before. It doesn't happen to everyone. It's not like it's just the one yellowhead. Your knob is covered in them. Maybe you should see a doc.
If it's normal it's still looks really off putting yo.