The Karate Kid: Cobra Kai

https://youtu.be/1IFXa0ux_CQ

Hahaha I wanna see this. Looks good.

Lol

Haha.

This is a 30 year follow-up to the original Karate Kid Trilogy. It probably got it's influence from a great youtube video plot twist written and narrated by J. Matthew Turner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM

It's cheesy and funny and worth a lazy afternoon watch. William Zabka aka "Johnny Law" actually gives a great, funny performance. The whole time I'm rooting for Johnny to turn his life around and be victorious in the end. Reviewers call him an "anti-hero." The show starts off with Jonny Law living a loser life, never having recovered from the end of Karate Kid III. He works lowly construction jobs and gets fired and hits rock bottom. Then he rescues some kid getting beat up by bullies. The kid asks him to teach him karate so the dude reopens Cobra Kai in his 40's drinking coors light and only having one student. The dojo doesn't have enough revenue and he is about to have to close, but then his only student, who used to be bullied, fights back against the bullies in the lunch room and it goes viral then like 30 kids want to go to cobra kai. The whole time Daniel Larusso went on to be a rich guy in town who owned a bunch of car dealerships and Larusso and Johnny run into each other again and it restarts a rivalry. It's a fun watch. I've only watched part of season 1 so far.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rB36UGoP4Y

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by SonicRingz

It would be better if this script was written by a dark hearted person

Johnny is struggling with his opioid addiction and alcoholism. He drinks King Cobra 40ounces from sun up to sun down and sometimes gets a gig off craigslist to put up sheetrock so he can buy more pills from a crooked doctor played by Kevin Spacey. Johhny blackmails the doctor into selling pills at a discount once a week in a back alley because he caught him raping a teenage boy in a Jimmy Johns restroom.

The doctor eventually dies from Super Aids.

Johnny's source is now cut off.

He lands a sheetrocking gig that with an unexpected twist. The jobsite is a mansion being built for a white collar soon-2-be appointed VP of Pfizer.

This man is Daniel, his long time arch enemy.

Daniel apparently has it all. Big house, exotic sports cars, pool, and a slutty asian ex-porn star wife. However Johnny doesn't envy him for those things.

What he really wants is the key card Daniel possesses that can open the doors to any Pfizer pill plant in the country.

The addiction grows stronger and so does Johnny's muscular physique. He's raging off anabolic steroids and dead lifting at LA fitness to blow off steam. Sometimes he watches Ellen on the tv screens.

By now he's killed at least 19 hookers in various seedy motels around the city limits. He drinks their vaginal blood hoping to get trace amounts of opiates when the cravings are too much.

Eventually he hatches a plan to break into Daniel's freshly built compound. He knows every nook and cranny because he photo copied the architect's blue prints and installed remotely activated pin hole cameras.

Daniel has just settled in for the night after eating a salmon, asparagus, and wild rice dinner he ordered from Amazon's grocery service. The UPS worker who dropped it off is played by J.B. Smoove and says something really witty about white people foods.

Daniel is now in the living room watching Horrible Bosses 2. He's actually laughing at it. Johnny is perched like a mantis on the bird bath in the courtyard.

Johnny figures better strike while the iron is hot. The wife is currently in Fiji with her gay personal trainer.

Johnny double front flips through the picture window and glass explodes everywhere. Daniel leaps up shrieking like a 12 yr old boy.

"SIT DOWN KARATE CUCK!!" Johnny roars.

Daniel does as commanded with a horrified expression on his face.

Johnny calmy explains he only wants the security key card.

Daniel explains it will be useless because it requires dual-factor biometric authentication to work. Either a retinal or finger print scan.

Johnny's patience has worn thin. He becomes enraged. Then suddenly he thinks "what if I become Daniel?"

Johnny grabs the bowstaff mounted above the fireplace mantle and rectally impales Daniel. The former Karate Kid's entrails start to pour out all over floor. It takes about 45 mins for all the organs to plop out on the carpet, so Johnny finishes watching Horrible Bosses 2.

Johnny now has his skin suit.

He finds a crooked LA plastic surgeon (played by Chris Owen) to stitch it to his body days later.

Johnny now assumes the role of Daniel and takes his place in society. The wife is so drugged up when returning from Fiji she doesn't notice.

A week later Johnny walks into the Corporate Pfizer boardroom to sign some legal paperwork with his lawyer for his new role of acting Vice President.

The other high level management in the room says "So Daniel have you met the newly appointed CEO who you will answer to yet?"

Daniel mutters "no".

An old Japanese man slowly enters the boardroom in a wheel chair. It's Mr. Miyagi.

Johnny in his skin suit leans down to shake Miyagi's hand.

Miyagi whispers "We did it Johnny, we are unstoppable now."

Then Miyagi winks and rolls on out.


credits roll.

---

Brilliant

Back in Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcKWsH_bxVk

Really enjoying this show. Shoutout to everyone on the corp who put me onto this show.

It's super cheesy at times but it's a good show.

Are the rumors true?

Terry Silver coming back for season 3?
https://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.ne...er-700x387.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3b21e06...1o2_r1_500.gif

Who's watching Season 3? I'm 3 eps in.

How is the girl that plays Daniel's daughter 24 in real life? She def looks underage.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ShaDynasty

Who's watching Season 3? I'm 3 eps in.

How is the girl that plays Daniel's daughter 24 in real life? She def looks underage.

---

yeah she looks like a child, season 3 is phenomenal lol.

Season 3's pretty good. They just embrace that it's cheesy as fuck and go from there.

I'm amazed at their commitment to get all the original actors back for this.

This show is the most fun. I'm only half through S3 but they gotta keep this shit going, it seems like it could run for years.

^LOL I agree. Season 3 was true and real.

I need to get back to this. I didn't finish S1 because of CHEESE in the later episodes. Gonna have to go full MOUSE STYLE and dive right back in to get to season 3. I hear season 2 is high school cheese drama. Might need some vodka shots to bridge the gap to season 3.

^ I think the aged cheddar factor is what makes it so easy to watch. I still have a few eps left to watch of S3, we'll probably be waiting a year for S4.

The scenes revolving around the kids is boring and cheesy but when they focus on the originals I love every second of it.

Season 4 out today.

Terry Silver.