What is the key to happiness?
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What is the key to happiness?
Always have cialis on hand
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i guess the key to happiness is having a really shitty memory..
guess im f0rever sad
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Don't be you.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
avoid having kids
For real? I've only ever had their nasty sandwiches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob
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Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN
having children is an amazing blessing, they bring so much joy.
Don't be me. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by cd
stay away from kids
Never marry.
Never have kids.
Never fall in love.
Never let any girl know how much you're making.
Never give your real name to one night stands.
Never date any women with femenist friends.
Always use your own condoms if raw is no option.
Never return the favor if you get head, that's only for long term girlfriends.
If you want to have more than one gf, get more than one phone.
Never show up for a date or to the club without a pump.
Have MDMA at hand, hidden well of course.
Don't use deodorant, use cologne or parfume sparsely. Or better yet, WD40.
Get your bodyfat to anywhere under between 12% and 20%
If you're below 5ft8, aim for Asians.
Learn some basic sentences in different languages.
Clean your room.
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Especially kids
never ever have those
Lolz @ shifter.
Guess u're not really a fan of kids, bro?
i love children, ironically they take to me and in an ideal world, i'd be the dude with like 10 of those ,unfortunately, in America, having them is HUGE MISTAKE, the joys of kids are quickly diminished when the system steps in and feminist ideologies lead women into thinking those kids are a tool or a weapon to use against you and the sad part is that, they are an effective tool, ive seen men here, very very successful reduced to shells of their former self all because they dared have a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by noel411
there is also the fear of your kid being raised by a piece of shit mother, especially in a society where relationships aren't guaranteed to last, and because i love kids so much, im very careful about having them, im a firm believer in the 2 parent household, however America has romanticized the single mother epidemic and given incentives and reasons to follow that path.
when this society stops rewarding piece of shit mothers with a monthly check and starts letting fathers too have an equal say and stake in their kids lives, ill be on board with the having kids idea
until then
do not have kids
Unfortunate truth. Originally, custody automatically went to the father and it needs to go back to that. Women mean the term "Women and children first" literally, as in they care about themselves and will use, abuse and sacrifice children without a second thought for their own needs. Both men and women are wired to overprotect women, which when it was tribes of humans trying to survive in nature was necessary. Now in the well off artificial bubble of safety, it becomes women can literally do jut about anything to men and/or children and people will line up with excuses and protection for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN
Noel should never reproduce anyway though
I'd only ever reproduce with a certified cumslut.
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Originally Posted by noel411
I did and well...… kek
^^^^i rest my case
Thank you ^O^Quote:
Originally Posted by cd
Noel, you are better than this. You do not need to degrade a woman to try to make yourself feel superior. Referring to a lady as a "female" can be viewed as rather rude as well. Please read through this and don't be that type of guy.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tracyclayto...-women-females
kek of all kekzQuote:
Originally Posted by soul controller
Its the sides of the mountain that susstain life not the top and its all abour realizing high vibrational life energy and the dynamics of this energy which i am grasping thats a long rambeling to finish that statment and i think more than one interdimensional shuffel is there each time you look at it.
It would be a complex process to explain the finish of this but im hitting send i guess its time to think
oh god
not this guy again
Its the sides of the mountain that sustain life not the top
^^Wait... What!?
Fuck...someone shoot me now ^^^^^^^^
The SAT's are going to have an "adversity score" to help out the dumb kids. My advice is.. don't be a dummy.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sat-adv...-playing-field
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Originally Posted by Dooch
i think you mean Top Kekz.
Keko di tutti keki
I was feeling beautiful pain for as long as i can remember because of being ripped apart from my first true love and I eventually emerged into s state i call beautiful enlightenment and it was for the first time. Enlightenment was dry before compared to this
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Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN
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Originally Posted by ShaDynasty
Having kids is phenomenal. I don't understand people that don't want kids, but they're usually on the verge of killing themselves (most of the time because their body chemicals think they're worthless for not having kids because they're mammals but they think it's because of lesbians not allowing them to say 'faggot' on facebook).
But yeah, reproducing is very fulfilling and fun. Outside of making a little person that you love and care for and can work towards ensuring they have a great life. Plus you get to have great moments with them and watching them grow is literally the meaning of life. Then there's having a part of you continue into time which is dope. I don't know what you guys think you're going to do when you're 50 LOL. Mind you you're only like 60% through with life at that point lol. The fuck.
Imagine playing a video game and like, 15% through it, there are no more objectives.
just doing this shit between jacking off, watching superhero movies and shooting heron
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The fuck are you actually going to do nigga? Go on tinder? Hang out with your 'friends'? LOL You think anyone wants to be around your fucking flaccid dick ass LOL. 'I sure love to travel' looking ass lol. The fuck? Sometimes I wonder wtf is going on in the American brain bruh. Who the fuck are you going to talk to after 35? You'll never met a bitch that's not a left over UNLESS she's a widow, you dick will turn to egg yoke, nobody is going to want to be 'friends' with you because they have kids to raise and a life to build, and you'll just spend your entire Call of Duty existence keeping your age a secret like Doosh. Doosh can actually go home to a group of people that he loves and loves him back.
Can't go to no fucking club. Can't go to no fucking swimming pool. Nobody is trying to see you at a bar. You're going to get too frustrated at handsome black men to like sports in the next decade, Can't go anywhere that women exist, 0 fucking pussy. Prostitutes will get even more transactional, you'll get tired of porn. Tired of movies. Tired of fucking TV nigga.
Then you hit your 70s and end up in a home telling a Nigerian how much you don't like assorted mexicans, and die with shit hanging out of your ass 15 minutes before her shift ends. Slathered in shit and dead ruining some poor kids day like a Gunt (Geriatric Cunt). Then your surviving relative has to debate using sick time to come bury your fuccc ass.
Idk if ppl haven't thought this through but I'd what the American fixation with being a kid forever is. Can you imagine being in elementary and being all 'I don't want to go to middle school', and for some reason they let you lol. Nigga swearing to god the highest joy life has to offer is juice of friday. And it's not even like you niggas like money or are on some get fly shit. What's the plan nigga? LOL jesus
Nigga just wants to be a whole mammal without a family. Ok nigga. lol the fuck
Just wanna say, TSA, all the reasons u just listed in favour of having kids were purely selfish. U basically just said u should have kids because of all the ways it benefits yourself.
Never mind the fact the world is a grossly overpopulated fucking shithole disaster zone and most people aren't even fit to raise a kid properly.
It's that kind of thoughtlessness that leads to this world being such a fucking mess.
I mean I get ur point, but it's a very self centered argument.
Lolzwtf?
tsa, did you enlist your kid into that kings and queens woke shop that you were talking about before?
Fuc'n lolz @ shit. That 90210 gif Bob posted is classic.
this dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by TSA
lmao
first of all..that kid prolly aint yours...i doubt any sane woman would wanna have a kid with a corn ball like you. you'e prolly gonna take care of another mans baby for the rest of your pathetic life...
lmao @ dude being a first time dad and think he has the answers to parenting lololol
on a sidenote...can we talk about your mom for a sec? i have a few questions for you lol
That’s hilarious because as I sat here in my garage sipping a Budweiser can, watching a thunderstorm roll in, I thought to myself, “I bet TSA plagiarizes this shit”.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic The HedgeBob
Lit bro lives on.