Pick a corp member, past or present, as your real life next door neighbor. Why him or her?
SHOOT.
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Pick a corp member, past or present, as your real life next door neighbor. Why him or her?
SHOOT.
T$A...
I feel he would be respectful of his neighbors. He doesn’t seem to be the type of person that would leave his car parked on the street and never move it just because he can. Although, he might put one of those trashy blowup pools in the yard.
NickGooch is a wild card. His lawn would be meticulous, but he might be one of those douche bags who try to guilt trip you if you got just one dandelion growing in your yard.
Hal, you seem somewhat normal too. Fuck it, let’s be neighbors, buddy.
Sure, come and drink a six pack on my porch.
Probably art because he understands pride in home ownership.
I don’t know what the Europeans would be like.
The black dudes you never know what you’re getting with them. True wild cards.
If Robbie married I’d pick him, he’d be a great lookout but I don’t want any single men living next to me.
Robbie: “I almost died last night. A working class black family moved in down the block. I just got the for sale sign up in the yard before I was murdered.”
haha, thanks bro. I wouldn't live next to you because you like to film women but I definitely respect you as a man.
I wouldn't live next to dooche. I feel like he calls the cops a lot and has serotonin issues (which prompts him to call the cops because I have a good life in general). He also doesn't know why living in a place with above ground electric wires is trash so he probably grew up poor and will therefore ruin the neighborhood aesthetic with either a gross car or poverty (mentality)
All of you are pretty creepy in one way or another honestly. I think I'd live next to Noel though. Would likely mind his own business and is too insane to be actively racist (calling cops for no reason etc) but not insane enough to be a threat to my seed. Likely has funny weekly anecdotes. To he might catch a rape charge eventually so idk.
Hanzo would alright, but I also don't want hordes of autistic central europeans with no social skills or anyone from 'our kaantree is mighty' boraty countries that will visited excessively and by culturally autistic 'family'. I'll have a lot of Nigerians visit but they generally have great social skills so the neighbors will be cool with it outside of parking in obnoxious places and yelling outside on the phone. I did have a turkish neighbor for a min and we were buddies. His wife was attractive and obviously a sluttt because she use to do some 'unorthodox' shit in the apt gym. He was a cool, smart hardworking guy. Got a great job in another town and had to hop
damn, this is hard. Lee towers isn't bad either. Yeah I'll live net to him. Skampoe would be fun, especially being a fat mohfukka. Shadynasty will be liberal and reasonable but will also call the cops for no reason and try to over mow his lawn so that he can appear to have an inch more property space.
honestly, living next to white people is hell on earth and a lot of you are white. Then living next to indians, asians, arabs would be worst but they don't constantly look for reasons to make themselves happy and are generally victims of their own autism. And all the blacks like ironman and cj are loose canons with cartoonish interpersonal issues. idk. hispanics mind their own business and have social skills so the wucorp latinos will do
major hell no on Robby. Jesus.
The Belgians I met we pretty laid back. Of all the euros id choose you.
I feel like TSA would constantly be bothering me for tools and asking where his main water shutoff is or how to change a fuse, or reset a breaker.
I definitely don’t call the cops bro. You don’t know shit about eye-talians. Art will tell you.
I also could definitely see Darryl’s wife dogging the shit out of him in front of me because I have to come over and clean the African Head pubes out Of his bathroom p-trap.
Then I go home and tell my wife how disgusting his house is and how it smelled musty.
edit: i think we posted at the same time but everything you said about me asking you for tool is accurate. I hate buying stuff I don't use daily cause i'm mental. I've lived around enough whites to know that if you us something of theirs they die on the inside. So i'll just borrow tools from an old black guy if there's one available. I won't let you in the house though, lol.
In fact, Dooch over robby because Dooch will call the cops and act like it and you may get some back and forth AGGRESSION cause he's at least italian and they produce more T than the goy whites.
Edit: hoepfully he's one of those italians that say 'oh yeah well...' before you insulting you back. that would be hilarious.
Skampoe would be the worst neighbor.
You’d have his Puerto Rican cousins over ever day just staring at the tire pile with some beater on cinder blocks that the hack cousin mechanic never gets fixed. Oil soaked cardboard, weeds in the beds and a screen door that won’t latch with the screen half way ripped out.
I’ll pass on the fat mack.
Honestly I’d go with art because I know what I’m getting.
I’ve never been in any of my neighbors homes. I don’t want to know them like that.
We had a pastor on the street who was always trying to organize street events and block parties on The Facebook street page.
He was a “church planter” whatever the fuck that means. He reminds me of Eli from There will be blood.
I never post anything I just like to see what the people around me are all about.
I think it’s pretty commonly accepted that nobody wants an African neighbor, even if the world is in denial about that right now.
the person with a history of calling the cops over junk such as magazine subscriptions is afraid that his neighbors will call the cops on himself? thats some hilarousness right there. lmao
imagine having sense a next door
Sense-A would have 50 trump flags and signs everywhere and he’s definitely be drunk a lot working on stuff in his garage.
Probably an old thunderbird in there.
He would probably have his lawn cut regularly but I could see him having a messy yard.
Roofing shingles in the back, siding brakes, ladders, a big area of dead grass where he splits wood and a firepit.
Lawn chairs all over the place, small engines he’s half worked on and left for another project because he’s easily caught up in a wu Corp thread.
I would def. live next to beerock. 100%. He's goated. He would be allowed to 'belly dive' in my tacky kiddy pool, but would choose to do so with his shirt on. It would be sadder than funny but i would feel good getting that boi wet in the jew-lay heat.
Sense-a definitely parks cars on his lawn. One of which is covered... probably a Saturn or a Pontiac Sunfire
2001 pontiac grand am. has described it as 'a beaut' at in the first 2 years of having it (2012-2014). Has slept in it involuntarily.
I think Art would be more passive aggressive. Like if you make too much noise after 8, he’d just let his dog piss all over your lawn.
Ironman would be that dude who still owns a 2001 grand am and washes it every other day, obsessively. I think he’d be working on his yard a lot, And coming over asking me which fertilizers to use.
He would also edge his lawn with a manual edger once a month. I’d try to convince him to use a weedwhacker.
You can tell doosh is pushing 50 because the type of 'young republican' he thinks sense a
2001 pontiac grand am. doesn't go outside. thinks asian women will understand him. wants to molest a cartoon character. neglects responsibilities. gas station gun glasses but self conscious about wearing them. brings up politics at dumb times. doesn't wash car. has warm ass couch that's also his bed because that's where the xbox is. car filled with warm unfinished soda. former yugioh nigga
Brock would have a Mets flag out front. He wouldnt try to talk to the women joggers but he’d stare.
He would purposely wear sunglasses and drink beer on his front porch so he Could stare at the across the street neighbors 16 year old.
Not bad. Close.
I don't ever put up any political signs in my yard. It's asking for trouble and puts a target on my back.
I do have three cars in my driveway and I do all my own maintenance. So yeah. Probably always one with a hood up.
Extra Roofing shingles out back. Check.
Ladders, extra fire wood. Check.
Lawn chairs in the back by my charcoal grill. Check.
Extra mower engine out back. Check.
Half completed projects around the house, check.
No fire pit though.
Gooch, you’re worse at stereotyping than you accuse T$A of being. Especially since I‘ve already given you the answers in this thread. I said I would live next to you and T$A because you guys would have respect for your neighbors... that should have been a clue.
I hate political yard signs of any kind. Like Sense-A says, don’t make yourself a target, and also, they trash up your yard. I don’t care who you are voting for, I don’t want to see it. I am a liberal when it comes to the inside of your house. A man should be able to do anything or anyone he wants outside of his neighbors’ view. Outside the house, I am for a dictatorship. You should be beaten and flogged if your yard is a mess.
My next-door neighbor has one small Trump sign in the yard. But I can deal with it because his yard is so meticulously taken care of, he makes Douche’s yard look like Sensative-A’s used car lot yard. This guy even has an older car that he is restoring, but it’s in his garage and he only brings it out on the weekends when he’s working on it. Total class.
I can see Brock having a drive in porn cinema for the locals in his garage. The fumes downgrade the neighborhood to an even bigger bunch of 'tards.
I'm gonna have to stick with Art. Removing my Vote Palin sign right now. You drink Coors or Bud?
You guys remind me why I don't want any neighbors.
You prudes are probably the presidents of your local Home Owners Associations. Write me a citation for not edging my sidewalk, prick.
Yea I can tell you definitely don’t edge weekly. Most people don’t it’s not a major deal.
The only thing I’d push on my neighbors is MILORGANITE when an opportunity presents itself.
It’s a simple applications and you don’t have to worry about watering in. It’s all organic and no chemical burn.
My neighbor across the street occasionally asks me to put a nice edge on the yard. She’s got one of this manual edgers. She had some grubs so I put down the grub killer for her. I had some leftover that I didn’t need.
Why would I want something that makes grass grow faster?
My lawn problems are things other than grass taking over. I'll take a picture later and post it. You'll probably be able to identify it. I also need you to help me with some kind of fungus killing one of my crabapple trees.
I bought my current house moreso as an investment. It's probably doubled in value since i bought it in 2007. My goal is to sell it for $400k to $500k within the next 5 years and move a bit more inland. I don't like being this close to the coast.
Yeah the housing market is crazy. Houses are going the same day they’re being put on the market for more than asking price. It’s a perfect time to get your house reappraised and get a home equity loan. Or just refinance altogether. Interest rates are so low, people are dropping years off their payments by refinancing right now.