Getting a book my parents would hate

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07-22-2007, 06:07 PM
Ultimate Fist

Getting a book my parents would hate

I need ideas on this. I want to get a sex book I've read is good. I'm 18, almost 19 but I live at home with my parents who are very old fashioned. My plans are either to:

A. Somehow download it off the internet as a pdf (is there a place where you can download free scanned pdfs of books?) Print it off then delete file.
B. Order the book at the library except I don't know if that goes on a file if I request for the library to buy it.
C. Somehow obtain the audio version (don't know how yet) and hide the CD in a music CD case.
D. Somehow get the book and make copies of its pages
E. Get the book and find a damn good hiding place for it.

Ideas?
07-22-2007, 06:13 PM
Come Honor Face

Youre 18? Then you can read whatever you want. Tell your parents to go sit on a fence post! Let them catch you beatin your dick. When they do, just keep jackin for all you are worth! Maybe even look at them and growl or scream at them while you spank it. They should stay outta your business after that.
07-22-2007, 06:18 PM
Ultimate Fist

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Originally Posted by ERICHWV

Youre 18? Then you can read whatever you want. Tell your parents to go sit on a fence post! Let them catch you beatin your dick. When they do, just keep jackin for all you are worth! Maybe even look at them and growl or scream at them while you spank it. They should stay outta your business after that.

Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."
07-22-2007, 06:24 PM
Art-Official

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."

lmao
07-22-2007, 06:25 PM
Come Honor Face

Satanic? Doggystyle? Seriously, don't take this the wrong way. Your mom might be a little too religious. Are you this religious? If not, you nedd to tell her you will not put up with her holier than thou bullshit! Id get a big case or chest with a lock, put all the stuff I want 2 keep from them in it. Make sure you hide the key very well. When they ask you what is in it, tell them the truth, and laugh at them when they freak out.
07-22-2007, 06:29 PM
Ultimate Fist

Quote:

Originally Posted by ERICHWV

Satanic? Doggystyle? Seriously, don't take this the wrong way. Your mom might be a little too religious. Are you this religious? If not, you nedd to tell her you will not put up with her holier than thou bullshit! Id get a big case or chest with a lock, put all the stuff I want 2 keep from them in it. Make sure you hide the key very well. When they ask you what is in it, tell them the truth, and laugh at them when they freak out.

Hmm... a lock box might not be a bad idea. Only I'll tell her it's just a safe place to keep my ipod and shit or something like that. I just hope they don't think there's drugs in it or something like that.
07-22-2007, 06:31 PM
Come Honor Face

Ever thought about moving out? You could do whatever you wanted if you had a place with your girl, or a friend. Your parents are gonna have to let you be a man homie!
07-22-2007, 06:36 PM
Ultimate Fist

Quote:

Originally Posted by ERICHWV

Ever thought about moving out? You could do whatever you wanted if you had a place with your girl, or a friend. Your parents are gonna have to let you be a man homie!

Bad money situation at home + Just entering college this fall + virtually no money to my name= Not possible. I wish it was.
07-22-2007, 06:38 PM
HANZO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

Bad money situation at home + Just entering college this fall + virtually no money to my name= Not possible. I wish it was.

yeah but u going off to college right so u should be a free man for a couple years.
07-22-2007, 06:38 PM
Come Honor Face

I feel u. Get that education homie! You do need to have nice long talk with your parents about being your own man though. Just my opinion.
07-22-2007, 06:43 PM
Ultimate Fist

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAN88

yeah but u going off to college right so u should be a free man for a couple years.

No, my parents (who want to move anyway because where we live now sucks) are just going to move to the town where the college is and have me stay at home. I can't believe what a pain in the ass they are.
07-22-2007, 06:45 PM
Come Honor Face

Damn dude! They following u to college. That is steppin over the line. U aint no child no more! You gotta put your foot down! As soon as you make good friends at school, move in with one or two of them.
07-22-2007, 06:46 PM
Ultimate Fist

Quote:

Originally Posted by ERICHWV

Damn dude! They following u to college. That is steppin over the line. U aint no child no more! You gotta put your foot down! As soon as you make good friends at school, move in with one or two of them.

I don't talk about it with my parents but, more or less, that's the plan.
07-22-2007, 06:53 PM
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this is the saddest thread ever made
07-22-2007, 06:56 PM
RagnaroK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."

no offense but your mom is Satan
i hate parental control parents in stead of stomping on whatever they think is satanic they should stomp the stupidity of the young by teaching them whats wrong & whats right thats all there is to it
07-22-2007, 07:05 PM
HANZO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

I don't talk about it with my parents but, more or less, that's the plan.

man u gotta communicate more with them and make them realise that you are uncomfortable with this situation. they gotta see that u too old to be followed around everywhere u go.
07-22-2007, 07:12 PM
maestro wooz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist

Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."

Quote:

No, my parents (who want to move anyway because where we live now sucks) are just going to move to the town where the college is and have me stay at home. I can't believe what a pain in the ass they are.

hahaha, ultimate fist is gonna lose it and light his parents on fire while they sleep
07-22-2007, 07:49 PM
Frontal Lobotomy

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Originally Posted by *Robbydigital*

this is the saddest thread ever made

On a more serious note, are you still being breastfed, Ultimate?
07-22-2007, 11:08 PM
Come Honor Face

LOL pwnd!
07-23-2007, 01:00 AM
Billy Danzenie

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07-24-2007, 02:09 PM
rainbow

buy a safe or something.

your mom ruining something that you bought is fucked up, i gather they wouldnt like it if you burnt their bible?

with the college thing, as someone said, id talk to them. your parents cant be that cold hearted that they would intentionally and knowingly make your life hell.
09-18-2007, 08:44 PM
DUMBO

mein kampf
09-18-2007, 09:12 PM
Ultimate Fist

Haha, I remeber this thread. I ended up getting the book for$1 and just hiding it in my backpack.
01-15-2008, 10:23 AM
KERZO

phew....
07-19-2009, 06:18 PM
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