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The Official Wu Corp Profile Thread
Wu Corp Profiles (click name):
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Ok, cool, isn't 11 stone, like, 200kg though?
But it's cool, im glad i could properly appraise you before we got too close to each other.
You can just pm the pics to me if that would make you feel more comfortable (this applied to everyone)
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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...s/DSC00784.jpg
Pat i need to ask you these questions about this picture, ive had sleepless nights over it, so i just decided i need to ask you outright.
What are you looking at?
Who took the picture?
What shampoo do you use? And do you use conditioner?
I like your grey t-shirt
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Slothy was here motherfuckers.
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Thanks for asking Durag.
I would tell you straight away, but i feel this thread is very important, and should not be derailed.
Just post your details, and i'll explain it (it's kind of a long story)
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Name : Paul ...
Age : 23
Relationship : I have a girlfriend but i hate her and i will be single soon.
Height : around 5"7 or 8 i dont have a clue actually
Weight : 10 stone. again not too sure.
Education : have a decent enough leaving cert. Hated school, and never tried too hard and was just dying to get out of there. I didnt get on with a lot of people there coz their all sports and fitness freaks, and i was seen as a scumbag, coz i didnt play sports, and rathered smoking around the cornor, chasing after girls, or annoying the nerdy ones. I spent most of the time smoking, ditchin class, going drinkin, and robbing the cake van as it delivered cakes. Oh and had my own stealing business going on, where i stole what anyone wanted from a certain shop that i knew how to steal without getting caught, and i charged everyone half price for what i stole from them. Done it for 4 years and never got caught.
Employment : work in IT, but dont actually know much about computers. Got fired from my previous job of 3 years.
Hobbies : Listening to hip-hop. I could do this all day every day. I have hundreds of hip-hop albums and enjoy most aspects of hip-hop. I occasioally listen to other forms of music, though mainly electronic and drum&bass.
I like movies, but im not a huge movie person, i used to be. Never really watch tv, its shit, apart from football, and movies. I love the Lord Of The Ringz trilogy (currently my favourite), The Godfather, Goodfellas, Star Wars, Braveheart, Raging Bull etc
I love footbal (soccer) but thats about the only sport. I support Aston Villa from Bermingham in the UK, and of course the Irish soccer team. We've a sport here called GAA that i fuckin HATE, its more coz of the people who follow it (ignorant red necks who still call soccer a foreign sport), and thats given me a hatred of those kind of sports fans
Of course alcohol and drinkin is probably my favorite hobby after listeneing to music. Ive so many stories about fucked up things that heppened when i was drunk, its gotten me into a lot of trouble, but i still love it.
And cant forget drugs. I dont really take drugs as much any more, but i was always on something up until this year. Coke is my drug of choice at the moment, but ive had some great times on E, its just an amazing drug when you do it first. And of course acid and shrooms, but i wouldnt have done then as regulary. Weed is always nice too.
Heres me:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...g?t=1224690030
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...g?t=1224690075
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...g?t=1224751390
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It is important that everyone sets up a profile in this thread. Crucial really.
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Cool.
Now the pic.
What are you looking at?
From memory i am looking up at this huge boulder which is on my parent property. It looks like a dogs head. But honestly, i was just focussing on anything pretending to be deep in thought.
Who took the picture?
I did.
But the main reason for me not posting a photo on the corp pre 2008 was because i felt uneasy about posing for pics on the dolo at home. It seemed to me to be the difference between internet nerd faggit and real life cool dude. At the beginning of this year i either realised that i was a cool dude regardless of whether i posed for photos at home and posted them on the internet or that i was in fact an internet nerd faggit.
Either way, i took the photo.
But i tried extremely hard to make sure it didn't really look like i took it, and that i was actually just going about everyday business as a cool dude, rather than posing.
I think it worked out ok in the end, but if you knew me, you would know i was posing, as when i go about day to day tasks i am almost always slack jawed.
What shampoo do you use? And do you use conditioner?
At the time i was not actually washing my hair at all.
It was during the Australia summer, and university holidays, so i was swimming a lot and being grimy a lot.
Before that photo, the last time i washed it would have been the last time i had a haircut.
Maybe... 4 months before hand.
As my hair has gotten longer i have started using either a shampoo or conditioner. I am not sure of the brand off hand (well i am, but i think it would come off as slightly gay if i detailed the hair care products which i use).
I like your grey t-shirt
Thank you very much.
It is an American Apparel shirt which cost $30 AUD. AA is worn by a lot of modern day hipsters because their clothes fit in a hipster way and because they are cheap and simple. I have made a conscious effort to only post pictures on here of me wearing AA clothing (peep the recent vatican photo, Off White Medium AA Tee).
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I'll make a link to each person's profile in the first post.
Shit i should have like called this "the profile thread" or something.
Could a mod change it to "Official Wu Corp Member Profile Thread"
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Thank you for clearing that up Pat, i would rep you but it says i must spread it around more.
That picture always reminded me off one of those big powerful religious pictures, where the person is looking off into the distance, and theres a light from heavan shining down on him.
Yes, that is a bit strange
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Not strange at all, a lot of people have told me i remind them of such things.
It may not be clear in that pic, but i constantly have Cocaine Eyes.
Doesn't matter how rested i am or how much sleep i have had, Cocaine Eyes 24/7.
I used to think it was a bad thing kind of, but then i realised, drug use, especially use of life threatening drugs, is pretty cool in the eyes of people around my age.
Particularly within the demographic i inhabit.
So it's actually quite a positive thing.
Just thought i'd clear that up, so as to avoid any future paradigm shifts.
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name- Jairo Ruiz
age-18 (august 7,1990)
physical- 5'11 145 pounds slim build,black hair,brown eyes
education-gettin my GED, going to college but not anytime soon
and this is me
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7938/z047at0.jpg
im colombian
i hate the smell of shit
my three fave rappers are nas ghostface and canibus
my three fave movies are shawshank redemption,the departed,city of god
my three fave groups are wu tang,onyx,the roots
i lust for cassie & meagan good
my fave song is rainy days remix by rae n ghost
i dislike jewelry
a few artists ive met are all clan members except deck n u-god,redman,mos def, this shorty rihanna in the virgin recordstore
i learned how to flip l's at 14
ive had the same phone for 3 yrs (samsung)
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Roberts real name is Trent?
his white status just shot up
Name: Derek
Age: 20
Race: Negroid
Height: idk, 5'8 probably.
Weigh: idk, 170 probably, slim, well toned, like a dulled down brucelee almost buffness to a mishaped skinniness depending on proximity to mating season
Skinz count= 7
Education: In between University of Nebraska and Southeast Community College, 2 years deep in the game, will have associates in spring, will stop at Masters
Field of Study: Psychology with a minor in Business administration
Hobbies: Posting on wucorp, writing, making music, being in the UNL African Students Association, being in The Wisemen's Committee, and Debate, mapping human thought mathematically, crumb snatching
Interests: History, politics, economics, current affairs, hip hop music, psychology, pussy guts, cappadonna affairs, reading.
dislikes: not being busy, indirect people.
Nicknames: Duroc, Duru, D, Durocallah, Carl Winslow, Duroc Shakur, Knuxx,
Rocko, Ric Flair, BigDickBilly, The Rich, TSA, Tissa, Hogan Nose Best.
Affilitions to da game: My friend whom created thashaolinassassin account after i had told him about the site who plays and observer role now as opposed to active poster, and i was supposed to do a show with Sleep Sinatra who also posts on this site and lives in Noobraska.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/SSPX0165.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/SSPX0166.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/SSPX0170.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/PHOT0581.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ocStressed.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...sBreakfast.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...DurocPunch.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ocDoorShot.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/PHOT0556.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...ybandanna5.jpg
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haha,
This thread is working better than expected
Cheers TSA and Steels
I'll put you up on the realism board.
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Lets get one thing fucking straight, my name is not fucking Trent. It is Robert, see!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...l/RIMG0612.jpg
NOT HAPPY!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...l/RIMG0618.jpg
(that is probably the most furiously serious picture I will ever place on wucorp. Slothy is the photographer).
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^AHAHAHAHHAHAhaAHahAHAhahahahAHHAHahAHAHAhaHAHHAH! !!!!!
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Bahahahaha! I could hardly keep a straight face. Note the grimey facial hair. At the start of November I will fashion a pencil finn tache out of it.
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haha, Fuck off!
Do not post my government last name on here.
Ive told you before.
I'll remove that from my post if i must.
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tsa you actually look cooler than i expected, idk why, but word.
im not a powerful member of wupcorp, nor do i have a digital camera so....
9-10-89, michigan, the worst economic state in the union for the last 10 years, 5'11", 150 lbs, look like a mix between eminem and nas.... i guess.
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True, could you just space out your post a little more and break it down into sections.
Then i can put you on the realism board.
(TSA, stop ruining my index, or i'll ban you from this thread)
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Originally Posted by
Robert
lorenzo? hahaha I love it!
roberts a cutie
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You realise Pat that half those links direct you to my profile?
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Originally Posted by
Blackula
lorenzo? hahaha I love it!
roberts a cutie
Haha! Yes, Lorenzo is pretty obscure. I didn't want to disclose that information but fuck people thinking my name is Trent.
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what's wrong with Trent? it's a nice name.
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Originally Posted by
Tryxx
what's wrong with Trent? it's a nice name.
Trent oozes jock/metrosexual tendencies. That, and my name is not Trent, so I'd prefer it if people didn't think it was.
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The clothes TSA wears were 'fresh' in England about 6 years ago.
Big writing on jumpers. Colars and all that shit.
Maybe it's different in America. But it pretty much looks like the stuff you would find in a charity shop over here.
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Originally Posted by
Senator C. Palantine
The clothes TSA wears were 'fresh' in England about 6 years ago.
Big writing on jumpers. Colars and all that shit.
Maybe it's different in America. But it pretty much looks like the stuff you would find in a charity shop over here.
Yeah, but compare it to the shit other American people wear...
It is all relative.
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Originally Posted by
Pat Bateman
Ok, cool, isn't 11 stone, like, 200kg though?
I have no idea.
More....
I have hair that looks like a badly kept birds nest.
I wear skinny jeans, chucks and well fitted t-shirts.
I enjoy gigs, football, poker and drinking on the regular. And snowboarding once a year.
I never play computer games, apart from GTA and Pro Evo at friends houses.
This is the only forum ive ever been on.
I drive around in a van delivering food to old people for a job. But havent actually started yet.
I hate stuck up girls, dressing smart and people who only like people who are into the same things as them.
From the ages of 13 to 17 I used to smoke weed everday. I slowed it down and now only do it every now and then.
I got kicked out of college after 1 month.
Negro
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Why on earth do you wear chucks?
I really hope you're one of the 2% that actually pull it off without literally looking like a clown.
Wear Vans instead.
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I am the 2%.
I used to wear vans.
My latest are actually a nice pair of globes. I like da skate shoes that dont have da massive tongues.
Namean?
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I am sorry, Durag, not sure what the fuck is happening.
Your post can't be linked for some reason/
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I have also reavaluated my height and am thinking more 5' 7 or 8".
I
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uh what? im sorry but i've been to and seen europeans. Those are not a fashionable bunch, it's just fact.
tight pants, Piccalo shoes, shitty hair cuts, gross shirts with skinniness,
i have one shit with big letters which people have decided i wear on a daily. whateva maine.
catch me in the winter lookin something like this fello
http://www.jamati.com/online/wp-cont...7/12/phaze.jpg
I used to make that hat out of a beanie over a fitted until the started selling them.
but yeah americans > europeans in freshness, europeans are too adventerous and indie kid looking.
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Actually, it works fine now.
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Well, i mean, the majority of all people dress badly.
I think europeans got less into the humungous clothes look though, and that tips the scale.
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Originally Posted by
Senator C. Palantine
I am the 2%.
I used to wear vans.
My latest are actually a nice pair of globes. I like da skate shoes that dont have da massive tongues.
Namean?
Word.
But rocking the massive white joints with the huge tongues is an absolute violation.
Do heaps of lads round your way wear Plimsoles these days?
I assumed thats what the thing to do was for UK hippasterz.
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Originally Posted by
ThaShaolinAssassin
i peeed a lil when i seen this post hahahahahahaha good stuff!
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Originally Posted by
The Doctor
Name: Kris
Age: 24
Physical: 6'1'', 180lbs (with only 9% body phat...cheya boi) athletic build, blue eyes, brown hair but I usually keep it shaved....
education - currently on my 4th year of college in a field I have no interest in pursuing......I was apart of an old curriculum (the last year this was permitted as well) in regards to high-school therefore allowing students to 'NOT' have to take any sciences or math past grade 10. <-- In doing so, I've been limited academically to pursue anything I've taken an interest in.........that, and also due to laziness because anything I want to pursue college doesn't offer......but the word college graduate looks good on a resume so I figure what the hell......
Hopefully when I get a bit more info, I'll attempt @ joining the military or at least the reserves to get the training so I can pursue a career with JTF2....but that's an outstanding long-term goal, and the failure percentage to join is 60% from all applicants......but I figure it's motivation, plus I can't see myself doing anything else.......seriously the first time in my life I feel actually 'lost'.......
Affiliations: None......aside from clan gamer tags on my PS3 specifically for COD4 :spin:
Other: Done martial arts most of my life starting from age 11......did Tae Kwon Do for 4yrs, but was too young to attempt a black belt test...plus the lack of competitions was another drive considering I like to compete often....Afterwards I pursued Wing-Chun Kung-Fu, practiced that for 2-3yrs and left due to wanting to train in a 'sport' rather then 'self-defense'...and now I've been thoroughly training mostly in Muay Thai.....I have some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu experience, but the ground game is not in my repetoire; though I have competed in several grappling compeitions....trained in Thailand for about a month though....awesome experience but the cliamte is way too much for a winter-based canuck like myself...lol.
I play guitar, but can only powerchord ALL my songs, so they dont sound clean, therefore I mostly play skate punk (Offspring, Ramones, Green Day, etc..) and I don't prqactice often so its very choppy.....I also find it hard to relate to folks and actually make 'friendships' rather then 'associations' which I mostly have......so I mostly spend my time training or play a lot of online games and watch tons of movies.....I also smoke a copious amount of ganja, and am thinking I'm starting to get an addiciton......
Oh yeh, and here's a few pics:
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...7/IMG_0126.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...7/P8180268.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...thebitches.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...7/IMG_0113.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...7/IMG_0345.jpg
wyrd up.......:spin::spin::spin::spin::spin::spin::spin :
post pics of ur ink werk, looks dope...
peace
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Originally Posted by
Pat Bateman
Word.
But rocking the massive white joints with the huge tongues is an absolute violation.
Do heaps of lads round your way wear Plimsoles these days?
I assumed thats what the thing to do was for UK hippasterz.
Yeah a lot of younger kids wear da plimsoles with the painted on jeans. Or da really bright coloured hoodies with dem random shapes...klaxons style.
Im more the skinny, but not skin tight jeans and the small skate shoes or chucks.
The younger hipster kids are also the ones who basically plan there life around what NME tell them is cool.
Faggits.
