DJ Methods i just wanted to take a moment to personally thank you for shining a ray of sun into my life on such a dark and rainy morning.
waking up to find the front page of gen chat completely dedicated to me made me smile deep in my heart's vagina.
pity post ...
Sad thing is, it actually probably did make you feel real life happy.
And made you think you were causing all sorts of commotion.
And getting amazing interaction.
You fucking psychopath.
Busting nuts over interaction on a fucking wu tang forum.
You fucking freak of a 'human'
why you wanna playahate methods let me set you str8
cause if i start to gavinate your pussy walls would condensate
slap yo face with a flaccid 8, too much beef when its fully erect
a pussy with teeth you don't deserve respect
you a dick with no balls you ain't commin correct.
its gettin late down under you might as well go to bed
you like STYLE with no glitter, you ain't makin no threads.
i can't wait till pat bateman comes back to the corp.
STYLE is Black Sally.
You may have noticed, since my return Pats Estrogen levels have spiked dramatically.
Fig A represents Pats normal Estrogen Hormone levels, which are dangerously high for a young ossy male. this also explains his inability to grow facial hair.
Fig B represents Pats Estrogen levels since my return. the excess estrogen that pat's body cannot process is being excreted from his body via his rectum in the form of a slippery precipitate discharge.
note that on day 3, which is today, his Estrogen levels have peaked.
this spike in femininity coincides with his temperamental attitude, and overly emotional disposition.
coincidentally today is also the best time for him to get anally penetrated as he is well lubricated.
http://www.ehponline.org/members/200...rajan/fig4.jpg
These Batemanesque Qualities mark his classic case of hormone imbalance:
http://faculty.mdc.edu/jmcnair/klinefelter.jpg
pat may be suffering from other side effects such as:
sore, lactating nipples-make sure to take supplimental vitamins as you will lose vital nutirents by leaking nutrient rich milk from you new breasts. a warm wet towel will sooth the soreness of the nipple.
don't be afraid to drink the milk. moob milk has been listed in the Forbes top 25 of the worlds most exotic refreshments.
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water retention- this may have a negative effect on your self image. lets all reassure pat that he is beautiful no matter what his weight may be.
mood swings- we must all be sensitive to his condition. he may be cordial one moment then lash out the next. remember that his chemistry is a rollercoaster right now.
increased interest in sexual activity- Pat is craving hard dick today.
WARNING: due to his astronomically high estrogen levels, it is not certain if Pat is ovulating. It is quite possible he may produce an egg.
ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.
PAT NEEDS OUR LOVE, HELP AND SUPPORT.
Please help this young ladyboy achieve a sense of normalcy.
donate whatever testosterone you can:
semen
armpit sweat
toenails
taint hair
bottled hot man breath
trimmed beard and moustache hair
testicles
beer
whiskey
sports videos
send them to
Sean Micheal Faggazoni
c/o Austrailian Manhood Institute
Sydney AUS 2920
lets get this kid dancin again
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...s/bateman2.gif
This takes childishness to a 32 year old level of semi complexity.
Oh i get it, i am not a man, due to estrogen levels...
32 or more years, and you came up with this?
wear a condom.
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Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
don't read so deep into this.
you are not a man because you cannot grow a mustache.
What are you talking about?
You come up with this, after probably 3 days of planning?
Imagine meeting you in person, i can envisage your even quicker on your feet if it were possible.
That's right, you have "amazing visual intelligence".
So basically, your main insult here, is that i am feminine?
Honestly, i'm fine with you saying that as often as you like, compared to the sad fact that you're over 32 years of age and your insulting someone over 10 years your junior by calling them a woman, it's almost a compliment.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g6...MrSkittles.jpg
maaaaaan why do you delete the wolf?
he was much better at this.
Why do you have to make everything so corny.
Stop talking about peoples game plans and shit on here.
You are the only person who is actually planning what they do here to any significant degree and then getting emotional when things don't turn out the way you planned.
Stop thinking everyone else is like your psychopathic self.
pat really the point is that in your attempts to do god knows what to me on wutangcorp.com you have failed to see the hypocrisy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Bateman
it was YOU who 1st approached me when i returned. i hadn't said shit to you.
YOU were the one who reach out to the online community to shun me.
to what end i still don't know.
YOU were the one who got upset because others didn't share in your furiocity over my return.
your main argument is that i'm older than you.
its a shame that my age and the fact that i post on this website message board would cause you to devote time that could be spent on entertaining yourself instead be wasted arguing with me which IS entertaining to me.
as of right now at 12:00 pm you have devoted 4 hrs to "sonning" me online.
that is one 1/6th of your day that you have donated to me.
go to bed.
My main argument is that you are a corn ball immature 32 year old dude who is addicted to a wu tang forum and is ruining his life as a result.
You try to "flip the script" (i think that's the correct phrase) and "return my burns".
Which is all in vain really, because, i have an excuse for being childish and immature... i'm young.
Once again, what is yours?
I have nothing better to do between the hours i knock off work and go to bed on a week night.
You should.
I'm not trying to "son you". You fail to comprehend that i'm just responding to your lameness and corniness in the appropriate manner.
Stop thinking it's because of who you are or something (i assume you think you're kind of a big deal round here etc.), you're just being corny.
Are you really going to talk about time devoted, hours spent on here, nights stayed up to son people?
Really?
I have nothing on you in this department.
Once again, i'm just posting on here as i normally do, while i do other shit to waste my time after work.
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by STYLE
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
\hahhahahahaha
faggazoni ghagagaga
style
muah! i still love you.
Its now a Movement
http://images.victoryrecords.com/albums/RR046-CD.jpg
Dance Gavin Dance - The Robot With Human Hair
Dance Gavin Dance - Lemon Meringue Tie
they make youtube videos about me too.
shit they made a MOVIE about me
http://www.exo.net/%7Eronh/DVD/image...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
before I was born no doubt
although I've yet to see how they prophesied my life
damn, i knew there was some devoted GAVINEE'S, but i didnt realize the GAVINATED movemnet had reached such epic proportions.
dance GAVIN. post that shit too.
What on Earth???? LOLOL... WuCorp is so delicate... I'm scared to leave it! LOLOLOL.... I stay off for a while and this happens... SMH... Plus I'm way lost on most of these threads... Hahahaha...
Muah Back atcha Steezie, I love you too...
wierdo...
this is really odd
I agree... And I don't even know why... LOL
^^ shit mark curry u look different since hangin with mr cooper got cancelled, stop takin steroids
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask 'Who Wants Milk"?
i wanna suck bb's tits only if she assures me she was born a female
lol opps, this is skampoe btw lol im at jigs
LOL... I was finna say... WTF is Jigsaw on??? LOLOLOL
And no thanx... I can suck my own... LOL
hey hey heeeeeeyy.....
them tittays are property of STYLE LLC 2009
all rights reserved
smh at skamp tryin to put his penis butter in my chocolate
the shit ppl do these days to get horny.
watever happened to the good old days, where pics of naked women posing by a waterfall was enough to do the trick.
......those titties look good. Is she cute or ugly like the chick in Style's avatar?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironman
for the record...
B nor I ever said a single word about your "little" problem.
i know you have a lot of negative energy built up, i saw the frustration and i can empathize. you are aiming it in the wrong direction.
calling B ugly is the 1st step towards a homosexual lifestyle..
Here you go...Quote:
Originally Posted by HAN
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