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Have to call out names to get people to look at the thread...
Now that I've got your attention - it's been a while since I was in here. I don't know who's considered 'good' or 'the best', but I'll gladly accept a challenge. Anybody up for a quick battle? I don't care how many rounds... I like the idea of two rounds so that each person gets a chance to respond...
Whoever accepts the challenge - drop first or tell me to drop first if you prefer.
Peace.
Its D U P R double E with a Z that'll
tag you quicker than Zorrow. Your rhymes
remind me of your girlfriends pussy,
cobwebbed up with the theme of dont follow,
even if the brandys been swallowed. I'll
rather migrate like a fucking swallow.
But yo, heart aint pumpin feathers,
im still rolling with that click called silencers,
Known for typing the word Slicer quicker than
your dick rises for a game of space invaders. Armed with a keyboard,
got a bar that'll knock you to space, I got a knuckle punch that
delivers motherfucking bass, leave your head koo koo like your gran daddys clock face,
clumsy still dropping rhymes, Im carefully firing my rhymes, never get
caught for any crimes, Ya'll cats drop 9 times, but still feeling hard times,
Shits panzy like fucking wind chimes,
dangle, wiggle, even doing motherfucking jiggles,
LIke a worm that wiggles, shapeshift......ok, now im a happy swallow.
Youre on a failing mission like the late appolo. Leave you and your
seeds cursed with iternal sorrow. Battling me........
got more chance conquering mount Kilamanjaro.
What up Arcane! Yo, dont know anything bout you so nothing is directly aimed at you.
Peace!
From the hop I can tell that this dude is straight dense/
A whole verse and curse words are all that made sense.../
How you come to a swordfight and forget your blade's bent?/
I'm your daddy and your Uncle - you'll scream my name hence./
I couldn't follow your rhymes like they were bad directions/
And you made everyone dumber like the last US election.../
In fact, I think you looked up random words and typed 'em together/
Cuz tell me how the fuck a heart's supposed to "pump feathers"?!.../
I'm doing a good deed! - sleeping tonight won't be hard/
I've volunteered to take time to play with retards/
We'll sing songs and clap hands and drool and giggle/
And learn how special needs kids say words like "jiggle"/
We'll even teach you grooming and expand your vocab/
Have the other retards saying "Dupreez is so fab!"/
Keep up the effort son, in life you'll go far/
You even spelled your name! - whatcha want, a gold star?
ohhhhh shit
you fucking killed that foo, props
OWNED!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by arcane
let me brake it for you quickly
I'll rather migrate like a swallow.
but my heart aint pumpin feathers.
first line.....I'll rather blah blah like a swallow.
Ok thats me refering to myself aka Me aka Dupreez
as a swallow. In other words a fucking bird that migrates.
Now as a quick analogy i said my heart aint pumpin feathers.
meaning; Im not actually a bird, i dont fly when i cant handle a situation. (Get it?)
You should be aware of what heart means? not as in biology the thing that
keeps you alive but as in YOU. You cant do nothing (worthwile) if you aint got heart.
but yo i aint hating just making sure we on the same level here.
Peace... rule of thumb: if you have to explain your punchlines, they were ineffective.
No personal offense meant, haha.
vote=arcane, for straight up mudering the motherfucker
With a name like arcane, shoulda realised this battle was gonna be lame,
Tryna claim that clever fame,
Shit I better be more detailed in this "arcane science of a battling game",
I know your type, all game but yo your ball is punctured, just like
your lungs, they ruptured straight after i blow smoke up in yoface,
still bullied cause of yo mouth brace,dick pops before you even hit third base,
I'll knock you to a higher place, leave you bobbin in space in search of my gold star,
rip your eyes out try figure what you see, matter of fact roll em in sand pop em back.
Blink on that cause when you come through ima have you flapping like a fucking fruit bat,
and then like a chinchilla rat its splat.
Have big bird bang you, understandwhen you bleed yellow feathers,
arcane this.... a zulu warrior able to change the weather? or how about russian leather, whatever it takes i'll silence ya,
a fucking dumbass trying to get technical only thing i can think is youre nontecknical,
a kiss ass to the school principal,
like the basic principal of jurisrpudence youre a rookie delinquent at the age of 22.
Still flabagasted by winnie the poo,
at first I thought it was the glue, but after further deciphering it was actually you
that I fed at the zoo. A big a ass chimp rocking to blink 182.
A new buddy from Canada.............Thats just fantastic.
Dupreez got lifted, Idk, why he even battles. Good shit mang, but don't get your head suped, you lacking in shit like multis.
nontecknical,
na im teknickel
Arcane you don't even gotta respond to that verse your first one killed both.
Props for that Mr "Wu-fantastic" shits like toy guns never a problem in plastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
So what up arcane you wanna drop again or let me practice some more?
And yo if you wanna post a comment then do so but aint nothing fly about cheap shots (eg. tecknicelystylez) Thats a fifty thing we in Wu-corp right here.
Peace........
Shutup nerd and its fanatic learn how to read.
I type against my better judgement, I'm feeling ashamed/
Like I'm the world's fastest man, at the Paralympic Games,/
Who wins the race laughing and taunting the lame,/
Pushes handi-dudes over and revels in fame./
Fuck "everybody wins", I take the medal and bounce/
Cuz normal people know it's only winning that counts./
Not to worry though, I'll make him happy and all/
Here's some brand new Crayolas and a big white wall./
I just might fall/ to Hell for making fun of his defects/
Plus it seems he's threatening to come after me next/
Talking tough like he's sliced a thousand emcees' necks/
It's hard to feel pain though when all I can see's text/
I crack up at 'net thugs who murder in writing/
While each word I type sends you further in hiding/
Not for fear of pain, but of being straight clowned on/
Watch his eyes folks... yep! Water works now on....
ok arcane won for obvious reasons
my vote....
Good battle
If that last bit was directed at me, I'm well aware that I don't use a lot of multis... I feel like I'm more effective in content. I could water down the punches and try and hit with more multis, but I'm out more for comedy than anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
Its a real pit about you. But anyway I knew it was fanatic but MR Wu Fantastic sounded more apropiate. "Mr Wu-fanatic" like toy guns never a problem in plastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
Oh yeah and calling me a nerd? splish splash dickface
Yo arcane looks like you won ima respond soon (Just cause i can). But anyway props to you man you came with an unplayable style. Nice one.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcane
Peace
This my edit. My bad just read the rules only two rounds. Well infact thats just aswell. We can battle again after I've had some practice. peace......
Arcane Wins hands down!!
I feel you dawg, but you don't gotta water it down you just hit with both properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcane
dupreez drops hot shit, just not in this thread. fuck it tho, both of em were corny but i gotta say arcaneQuote:
Originally Posted by TeknicelStylez
arcane=1
that wasnt a cheap shot, kinda rude but yo, dont let it bother you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dupreez
peace
Word Sicka, no offence taken. Arcane for sure won that one fair and square.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
Peace........
see i gotta dissagree with everyone, there wasnt anything spectacular in arcane's rhymes, they were just more organized, but dupreez shit was kinda crazy, off rhytem, but if u read it to a beat, it swings well, and come on, if u people dont know what a swallow is, thats not his fault, homeboy lives in africa, so whats regular to him is unusual to us, so u gotta read deeper into his shit, but i mean this wasnt uneven, arcane did win, but ya'll making it seem like dupreez drown, when i think he faught a good battle, and jumped in blindfolded not even knowing how good or bad arcane is, so u gotta give dupreez props for that, but anyways arcane wins, peace
See, this is interesting... I've had my style critiqued as "corny" before, and I'm always confused by that. Obviously I play the sarcasm angle when I write, trying to go for funny punch lines more than anything. Is that what makes it corny? What isn't corny? Do I have to say things like "I'll do this and this to you", or "I'll kill you in way number 1,001", or my personal favourite "You suck cock for this and this reason". All that "kill you" and "fag" shit is so tired... The best battlers out there have a lot of wit, which is something very absent in the style of writing I just described. I guess I'd rather err on the side of corny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
Peace. Thanks for dropping comments.