Would you cum inside of a coma patient like in that movie Kill Bill?

You would have to be mad real to do that.

i was married. did it all the time. its called sneaking one in.

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Originally Posted by WUnded Fox

i was married. did it all the time. its called sneaking one in.

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ahahaha

this.

It's a catchy line though "My name's Buck and I am here to fuck!"

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/GMvFd.gif

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Originally Posted by WUnded Fox

i was married. did it all the time. its called sneaking one in.

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hahahahahaha man, i've mastered the sneaky spoon attack:Y

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Originally Posted by SKAM-POPE

hahahahahaha man, i've mastered the sneaky spoon attack:Y

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hahahaha
man, it must be ruff for wimmenz. cause they pussy is always in the sniper's scope. they aint even safe at home sleep in the bed.
ahahahahahah


i know there have been many times when she woke up like "what the hell!?!?! i gotta go to work in morning!" but its already too late.

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Originally Posted by Living-jism

It's a catchy line though "My name's Buck and I am here to fuck!"

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pussy wagon lol

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Originally Posted by WUnded Fox

hahahaha
man, it must be ruff for wimmenz. cause they pussy is always in the sniper's scope. they aint even safe at home sleep in the bed.
ahahahahahah


i know there have been many times when she woke up like "what the hell!?!?! i gotta go to work in morning!" but its already too late.

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4 real man... not even on the rag they safe...

man loosing posters like Drunken Monk, Henri, David Daniel Davis, might be worth bringing lacwy back.

Real talk, i've always been tempted to "sneak one in" on my step-sister. We shared a room when we were teenagers. Also, I remember being 8 years old and that bitch would touch my dick and shit, haha.

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Originally Posted by WUnded Fox

hahahaha
man, it must be ruff for wimmenz. cause they pussy is always in the sniper's scope. they aint even safe at home sleep in the bed.
ahahahahahah


i know there have been many times when she woke up like "what the hell!?!?! i gotta go to work in morning!" but its already too late.

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Yeah I've woken up a few times like what r u doing back there. Just sigh and let him finish. Ha.

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Originally Posted by SKAM-POPE

4 real man... not even on the rag they safe...

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Eeww that's nasty. Just let her suck u off.

Slut.

Slut? Ur mom. STFU

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Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

Real talk, i've always been tempted to "sneak one in" on my step-sister. We shared a room when we were teenagers. Also, I remember being 8 years old and that bitch would touch my dick and shit, haha.

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Chea! Real talk.

I never really did that sneak shit, but I once jacked off over a girls back when she was asleep. The next morning she had lizard skin and thought it was sunburned.

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Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Slut? Ur mom. STFU

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Oops sorry. I meant to write "I love you."

Never jizzed on an unsuspecting woman before. Seen alot of japanese porn on the subject tho.

once i got shut down on a date so i said fuck it, i pulled out my hard dick and jacked off right there on the couch. i nutted and it turned her on so much that she wanted to fuck, and since i went soft i got some head too.

thanks sound theory!

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Originally Posted by Living-jism

It's a catchy line though "My name's Buck and I am here to fuck!"

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ha!! that was great