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Any plans?
To kill you.
With kindness.http://l.yimg.com/ds/orion/us/omg/10...icle_image.jpg
i plan on making a fleshlight from household objects. Then watch some tivo'd sharkweek shit. Good times.
Watching the Eagles!!!!
I have a date.
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did you buy her what you buy all your other dates... shovel, rope and a bag of lime?
Why r u assuming it's a girl?
it was bad luck for my room mate who went into my room last night while i wasn't there...i took a bunch of gay pride stickers from a female sex toy shop close by n put em all over her door this morning...can't wait till she gets home from work, she's gonna flip n its gonna be fucking hilarious
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i want to get some gay pride stickers and put them on my friends' cars
me and my girl are going to see "greenhouse lounge" play some "crunchy grooves, bro" at 'sticky fingers', probably drink a bit there and then come home and watch either 'bronson' or 'the darjeeling limited' since those came in the mail today. and maybe put some gay pride stickers on my friends' cars.
Here is a picture of a scientist describing Ironman's dick in intimate detail.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100813/ca...FGOaLt4Qw_qQ--
"...and here we see the ET like elongated shaft in conjunction with..."
brock stop doing this.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100813/ca...FGOaLt4Qw_qQ--
"Killbot, here is how dee sexytime iz mayde."
KILLBOT YOUR AVATAr LOOKS LIEK A GAY ASIAN DREAM
^says the guy who makes threads dedicated to a male pornstar. fag.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100813/ca...FGOaLt4Qw_qQ--
"ZEE picture mayde me vrecoil in zee -orror!"
its cat dog nigga wat the fuck!? but ye i gtta chang it thought it ws cool when i was high
Yea, plus you're twelve, so cartooney gay shit has to have your sexual proclivity in a state of utter confusion. No worries.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100813/ca...FGOaLt4Qw_qQ--
"Luuk, you ARR only zee twelve, and your dick iz already comparable to zee much older Ironman.."
im 16 and ur ugly lmao
You're still mah lil nigga homie, sec 9 fo life dawg
lulz that reminds me of opening the door to look for where i left my buds when my friend is mid sex with a girl. Walking in on people is great. They immediately bitch. You proposition a "Double team!" and go for a high five with the guy and a "Am I right?" Then she starts yelling "Get the fuck out", he's like "Come on you're ruining it" and I'm like "I'll be down the hall." and leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by iove
That's happened at least 3 times to me. I always drunken out of my mind for one reason or another end up busting up someone's nut.
Hahaha! I always say, think of my face when you're cumming. But that never happens.
that shits not cool at all. i don't personally care and it's kind of funny, but a lot of chicks will freak out about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBoarzHeadBoy
Blocking cock, under any circumstances, is one of the worst man-on-man offenses out there, right up there with butt-rape.
Unless you don't like the guy and youre trying to fuck her yourself.
Anyways, there's nothing worse than some slow-witted, slack-jawed vagabond ruining your nut. At best you're a dick, at worst you get cracked in the moufpiece
when you think you're about to nut, but then circumstance causes you not to nut...that shit is the worst.
DOn't be that guy, BHB. Nobody likes that guy. Nobody.
i didn't plan anything yesterday. i got drenched in the rain as i was coming out the hospital for home leave. then j showed up out of the blue and we fucked.
didnt do jack friday the 13th
but i had a jubilant time watching method man, redman, streetlife, la the darkman and dj mathematics hit the stage thursday night
that must have been dopeQuote:
Originally Posted by Mumm Ra
i missed the opportunity to see the Clan live in London a few weeks ago
peace
no doubt ive seen mef a few times with the clan but this was my first time seeing redman and he is just as hype/ probably more so than meth even, and lol he's one funny mofo on stage
those two combined and shit was hype as fuckkk i was right up on the front row rail
nice!
Dope @mummy
I took boo to Atlantic city. Now Im chill in listening to live reggae and drinkin car rib wine in annapolis. Cockblockers must die. But the cure to cock block info station is to attack him on first indication on blockage. It makes u seem likke a Hero and let's the faggot know u ain't playin that dumb shit.