The homeless people Skampoe used to "visit" at soup kitchens or Noel?????????
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I just got out of bed with a girl (friend, we didn't fuck), n we were joking about how bad I smelled cos I had a kebab last night. I was conscious of it when she called me up last night n asked me to come over, n conscious again when I got in my car n realised I didn't put on deodorant n really didn't wanna go back upstairs n do so.
I do shower every day at home, often not with soap tho. Often I'll go for a surf or swim n then just rinse off in fresh water after, n that'll do me for the day.
When I'm on road trips in winter I'll regularly go several days without washing at all. When I'm on trips in summer I'll rinse off in water every day but never use soap.
Anyone who can't handle not being clean is a total fucking pansy.
yea this is one of those weird things people who disconnect from society do and brag about.
A girl wouldn’t fuck you because you stink because you’re too much of a man to shower with soap and use deodorant. Yeah, good call. Way to be a real man.
Pretty sure I could've fucked her if I was a dumb shit and didn't weigh up the consequences of me doing so. She sure as shit didn't mind my odour. It was a very close, touchy feely night/morning, without doing anything consequential.
We only joked about my odour briefly this morning.
Real men watch porn and don’t fuck when given the chance.
Dude, let it go. You're still trying to bring me down over some nothing shit that happened years ago. Like it's cool to take the piss. I'm down with that. But the downright bitter shit just shouldn't b happening at this point.
In case u're not aware I'm taking the piss when I post shit like what u quoted in this thread. There's no need to take offense to it. Chill out, bro.
Whats the relation between stinking of shit and not being a pansy?
Sweat is urea, its your body expelling toxins. Its similar to piss. Aside from not caring if you stink (which i guess is okay if you're not inflicting it on anybody else) its unhygienic like a motherfucker. This is how viruses and diseases are passed on.
I'm using coconut shower cream, I smell terrific. You live in Australia and I remember you said you don't like air conditioning! So maybe its not worth it for you to worry as much about this stuff, if 2 mins after you get out of the shower you're sweating profusely.
In summer I hate not washing every day. Like I don't need soap. But I need to go for a swim or surf or something. In winter I really don't sweat hard enough to worry about it. Like don't get me wrong. I don't like it. But it's certainly no big deal if I don't wash for a few days in winter.
On my last road trip I have was on a really fucking cold mountain for about a week, n I did several full days of hiking in a row, where by the thyme I got back to my van it was just far too cold to consider washing. I didn't mind it for a few days, but by the thyme I left I had to have a fucking shower. Actually went to a campground n paid a couple of bucks to use their showers. Probably the best n longest shower I ever had.
So you actually can't go for more than a few days without washing? Haha
Whats wrong with air conditioning? If I could afford it I'd have it just for the few months when its actually hot here.
I said go several days. Not more than several days.
People lived for centuries without air conditioning. Humans r just becoming softer, n weaker, n more useless with all this fucking comfort shit. There's cases where it's warranted, but most the thyme it's just useless cunts being soft.
So which is it? Are you “taking the piss” or not?
Because it doesn’t seems Like you are.
Before humans bathed and were less hygienic, they also lived shorter lives.
damn, you won't fuck a girl who's already in your bed, but you lick Rob's balls every chance you get.
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^Dude, seriously, stop trying to analyze me. Some cunts here have made pretty accurate observations about me, but you're always so fucking far off that it blows my mind.
I'm gonna tell u dumb cunts y I didn't fuck her, so u can at least find ways to diss me for the truth instead of making ur dumb fuck assumptions.
1. I have something going with a long distance girl. I'm not committed to her at all n she knows that. But fucking another girl would almost certainly close that door. I'm still trying to avoid doing that.
2. I really like this girl (the bed one), but I'm planning to hit the road soon n don't wanna end up in a relationship with her. Yeah I could prob fuck her with no commitment, but I'm concerned about my own feelings for her growing. Definitely an easy one for u dipshits to diss me about.
3. She's seeing another guy. I don't really care about that n don't know him n don't take their relationship seriously. But if she's actually gonna b half serious about trying to make it work with him then I don't think she should fuck it up over me when I'm planning to take off soon.
So yeah, take ur shots, but at least base them on the truth.
All that being said, when I was laying there with this girl, I really wanted to fuck her, n I would've let it happen if it had gone that way. But I was never gonna try to make it happen myself.
So would I. She told me today that she lied to the dude about us n then she was like 'we didn't really do anything' n I was like 'I would b EXTREMELY upset about what we did if I was ur boyfriend'. Cos we spent fucking hours both when we went to bed n the next morning in bed just joking around n cuddling n shit. Like proper couple shit.
I was gonna say to her I'd feel better if I was the dude if we'd just had a quick animalistic fuck, but I think she already felt bad enough.
animalistic fuck lmfao.
im monitoring this thread
The Yo up in this bitch.
Sorry, forgot to add...
Ya heard?
For someone who claims to be “free” Noel is the most self-restricted, sensitive person on this board.
Unless your just, you know, taking the piss, mate.
^yeah I actually totally agree with that, except I honestly don't think this particular girl is seeing/fucking anyone else. I'm not being naive. Honestly I wish she was, lolz. But I don't reckon she is.
I reckon I'll prob end up fucking her before I go away anyway. She asked me over again last night. I kinda evaded the invite cos I just wanted to lay chilly at home.
Noel, do you think your visible depression is being made worst by your hygiene? Not being clean puts a lot of pressure on your immune system bro. You are probably constantly dealing with a low level sickness on a regular basis but it's so low and so regular that you equate it to your mood. It's a thing we discussed while I was working at the shelter because once the hobos would shower, their mood would make a noticeable change.
It sucks because depression also makes ppl not want to bathe so you've entered a dangerous loop. I think you should get help
I know you're all just being cunts, but yeah, obviously I'm not that dirty of a cunt. We're talking about when I'm on the road n have no access to showers n shit here. I only ever spray a little bit of deoderant before I go to work, but I still stay clean. People overuse the fucking shit out of that nasty shit. Deoderant. I hate using it, n I hate encountering people who reek of it.
I was clean when I was with this bird the other night. Just a had a kebab before I went over there, which has garlic n a lot of other funky shit in it.
Funnily enough we were talking about kebabs thru text just that very afternoon before I went over, n she was saying how she'll only ever eat them when she knows she won't b kissing anyone, lolz.
I'm a grimey nigga. No doubt about that. But not really dirty. Only in comparison to overly clean pansies.
You are WEIRD maaaaaaaaaaannnnn.
I’m actually not “just being a cunt”.
It’s an honest and educated analysis of you based on the information you divulge. And you give us an in depth look into your psyche in many of your posts.
I have a cousin who is exactly like you. You guys have the same affliction.
A tendency toward isolation, bad hygienic habits, over analyzing, not admitting there is a problem, laziness, hypersensitive, yet claim not to care, unsatisfied love life, pushing away women that actually like you..
You’re him. And he’s not right upstairs.
I agree Darrigbo that bathing daily enhances the quality of ones life.
Not admitting there is a problem? Wtf, dude? U think I don't realise I'm a weird, fucked up cunt?
Laziness? I'm probably more active n obsessively productive than anybody else here. Just cos I don't give a fuck about career n money doesn't mean I'm lazy.
What do I claim not to care about? U keep bringing that up? People? I hate humans as a whole. But specific people in my life I care about a lot, n go to great lengths to treat well.
And I don't push women away. I'm just not interested in most of them, as with all other people. I've been giving loads of thyme to this bird because I really like her.
I think it's weird that Noel would take a stance as ridiculous as 'I don't bathe' and 'I don't bathe with soap', then soft peddles and start breaking down how and when he washes his body to reduce the 'perception'.
I don't know if i'm asking the right question but, what level of alternative hygienic habit explaining do you assume makes the people reading your responses go 'oh, ok, I get it'?
Like explaining that you didn't smell like BO, but instead, kebab....what are you getting at?
Haha, it's u cunts who r making such a big deal about the god's cleaning habits n hygiene. Clearly it's not a big thing to me. I'm just trying to make u cunts overstand my reality, cos I really wouldn't have thought it was that shocking or noteable.
But if it is then that's fine. It really doesn't bother me. I'm more than OK with my hygeine n cleanliness, n I've never met anybody in the real world who voiced any concern about it.
Except my brother once told me I smell bad somethymes, lolz. I wasn't happy to hear it, but I can certainly live widdit. He's actually not unlike me in that regard. Loves roughing it when he goes away n doesn't get girly about cleaning. Doesn't use deoderant.
I've never thought he smelled bad. Not even once that I can recall.
People aren't going to risk unnecessary confrontation with you if you smell bad, especially since they already assume you're a sociopath if you're in your adulthood smelling and not wanting to take showers like a 3 year old autist.
your brother would cause he knows you, but it takes a lot for a person to tell another person they smell and 99% of ppl wont think you're worth tension. If you smell people put you in the same box as public masturbators, pan handlers, and dudes arguing with their girlfriend on speakerphone in public. Not worth it.
If you want to smell it's up to you, I just dont know why you think smelling like kebab from your pores as opposed to BO is the PR model to follow.
^i had consistent lolz throughout.
Lolz @ where this thread has gone.
Smelling like kebab is actually worse than BO IMO. But what was I gonna do about it? That shit comes out ur pores. Having a shower wouldn't have done any good. N I didn't have thyme for a shower after she called me.
I would've put on deodorant, but I just didn't think of it until I was already in my car.
Cos she's always giving me shit about about how long I take to do everything n said she'd prob b asleep if I took as long to get there as I usually do, lolz.
Pretty cucky, I'll admit. I didn't wanna miss her tho cos we hadn't hung out for a while n I wanted to c her.
You don't shower and still take a long time to get ready?
noel keeps talking about pissing. maybe he likes golden showers more than regular ones.