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lol why would you have a phat pussy and want to reduce the lipps? That's so fucking weird and makes no sense.
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lol why would you have a phat pussy and want to reduce the lipps? That's so fucking weird and makes no sense.
this is why America will always reign supreme
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I'm literally not worried about China
About 8 years ago I had a fling with a girl with a fat pussy who squirted. Very hot, very sexual girl. Flawless skin.
Before we fucked she would send half naked pictures and I noticed her full vagina, she said without provocation, “ I have a fatpussy”. It was the hottest text I ever received. I was hooked instantly.
I don't really care either way. Getting surgery is retarded though, unless you have a downs syndrome looking vag.
I used to see one of those ridiculous level squirters where any change in the breeze = she just explodes everywhere. It was cool, but after that situation my interest in them decreased. An absolute non-squirter isn't cool either. Somewhere in the middle where it could or couldn't happen is 'gucci'.
The novel does wear off some. It’s an amazing thing though. I always thought it was folklore or faked.
indeed. But back to asians being ridiculous. When I had my company my biggest client was an asian company. I'm sure i've told this story but it's so bugged out. There was this exceptionally FTHIICC vietnamese girl that worked at the company. Like, unusually thick for an asian and would likely be famous if she wasn't hanging around her own people. But I noticed the social dynamic there (none of them spoke english except 3 higher ups and I was there to help them develop english language stuff), and she was a social outcaste lol. What was worst was all the guys clearly liked 1 of 2 grasshopper looking bitches. No body, 0 face, completely indistinguishable from anyone woman or man, and the owners wife had a lot of plastic surgery to make herself look like this
https://www.elginpk.com/worsley1819_2/paul/w3.jpg
which they believe, collectively, is hot. The thiccccHICK one just went about being ignored and walking with that 'fat girl' stride. It was bonkers, she was literally shaped like a legend. I found the dynamic really funny but asians have the goofiest standards as far as looks, especially ones with 0 Americanization. A lot of Chinese ppl think all of the hot chinese ppl that are famous for being hot chinese ppl are ugly, like Lucy Lui lol.
at 52 Lucy Liu is still a stunner, fucc regular Chinese standards. the biggest BONER I got in Asia was in Japan though. In the name of RZA, Jamie S****** & all that is holy, some of those Japanese twentysomethings are tight
notice how yall are talking squirters and I'm restricted to discussing muh boners }:|
100% of men who talk about fucking squirters are liars. Squirting isn’t a thing in the real world but most men who watch too much porn which is their sex education think it’s normal, it isn’t.
It's really funny when I see people say stuff like this. They're real bro
I am also skeptical. Where do they exactly squirt from? Proably just a pissing on you, then saying you made cum extra hard to boost your self esteem.
It’s 100% pissing out water they smashed before the scene which is why it needs to be set up lmao imagine thinking a chick squirted from your cock that’s delusion at its peak
Squirt envy. It’s REAL boys.
A lot of times non skanks are embarrassed about it and conceal their nature because greenhorns like you think it’s “pee-pee”.
I remember my first time well. It was a girl I had known who dated a friend of mine. He told all of us she was a squirter.
So we get to talking around the holiday season, getting alittle re-acquainted, then of course the sexual stuff start getting interjected. I mention I heard she squirted. She was very embarrassed at first but when I told her I was into it, that sealed the deal.
I remember it was around Christmas ‘13, she invited me over for dinner. Cornish game hens, sides. Real classy. she was married, I’m a sinner herhusband was a Jew who took the kids to Florida for Hanukkah, left her alone for Christmas. They had marital problems . He really had it coming.
Anyone the hens were delicious, my first and only time having them, then it was time.
I had her sit on the couch so I could get a good leverage and comfortable position for eating and fingering because I wanted to witness it up close and personal. She prepped by putting a towel down so I knew it was real.
And it happens bro’s. It happens. What an exciting night.
I can't remember my first one well, but the one that couldn't stop has never left my memory. The first girl I has sex with was a gusher and I didn't know what it was so I thought it was an STD and I was going to die lol. I think my first one was around 2010 or 2011. Just she started getting ridiculously wet then it happened. We worked together. Can't think of anyone else that squirted before that.
Anytime I see a water fountain with a weaker stream it reminds me of the gusher with the fatpussy.
lol dooshe is in rare form. I guess fat fountain pussy was his niche
Haha. NickChooch hates his own girl because she won’t spray him like a skunk when he goes down on her.
She don’t even know why he hates her. She thinks it’s because she overcooked his steak.
this is going to come out in marriage counseling one day like Will Farrell in Old School talking about panties.
I can’t believe Hound has fucked on every continent but I found two squirters from the same county, within a year. Must be the water in Lake Erie.
We need to hear from Mister Yo.
He's drowning in pussy as we speak.
Lolztf? My gf constantly squirts while we're effing. It's a problem. We lay down towels on the bed but it still gets thru. There's 2 positions where she almost always does it. One in particular. But she's done it in others too. It's always when I'm penetrating her. Never seen her do it any other way. She says it happens a lot more when she's really turned on.
Also she only just started doing it before I stated seeing her. The guy she was with before me, any myself, r the only guys who have made her do it.
My ex only ever did it once while we were effing. At least that I can recall. Actually it was probably more. But there was one night where she was doing it constantly. But she could and did make herself to it with her own fingers. I'd still have videos somewhere to prove it, lolz. But I'm not gonna do that.
The amount of people getting (and lying about being) pissed on by women is off the charts.
If squirting was a real thing. I think it would have shown up in porn along time ago. Seems to be like a recent phenomenon. I'm not a historian of porn, but I cant recall seeing it in my formative years when I frequent viewer.
i like how the porn is real and the squirting is fake in that example.
Cytherea? Yup!
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There's a group of what we would now call therapists in Rwanda that specialize in making women squirt. It's an artform for them and they teach it. It's basically the shaolin temple of vagina. They have been around for at least 100 years formally and likely several hundred as a disconnected body of knowledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunyaza
Rwanda is also, unironically, the greatest country on earth.
You have to remember that for most of recent history the west has been autistic/gay about the female vagina. I think they just started showing real female orgasms like 15 years ago tops. Porn is literally the goofiest fakest nonsense you can imagine so idk why would be a standard for what can and can't happen sexually unless you really think women are out her yelling Yueeeeeahhhh yuaahhhhhhh when you rub your dick between their bress. Unless the woman is deeply deranged, I can't imagine it being easy to make her have an orgasm over several takes with a camera crew staring at you, and lights on, and fake positions, having sex with an obvious homosexual who's only hard because he injected dingo testosterone into his diccc vein. Especially when most female orgasms depends on comfort and being relaxed.
@Art I'm disappointed that you haven't started spamming 'squirting doesn't happen' gang with the VIRGIN drops.
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T$A, this thread was making me think about back in the day when you were a virgin and thought a queef was the slapping noises from fucking a girl hard and you didn't know a woman could pussy fart. great times. yeah, i haven't wasted the last 12 years of my life here. here are just a few great sound bites from before you popped your cherry.
https://wutangcorp.com/forum/showthr...fs-during-sex/
but in all reality, T$A, the reason i hadn't responded is because i couldn't figure out which group of people to make fun of...
a) the 40+ year old NickChooch & friends who are bragging about their sexual prowess of making girls squirt while they have to snort a concoction of vitamin c, ginseng and horny goat weed to keep their dicks hard in between pussy monsoons, or...
b) the young bucks of this forum (35-39 year olds) who have gotten so little pussy in their lives that they went through the entire library of congress porn archives and cataloged the earliest known instances of snatch showers.