Peso Pluma

Featherweight emcees aim to be TBE but fight like Laila Ali
Brokeback Mountain gentlemen scour regions for semen
Rife homosexuality, don't ask don't tell of military policies
Daredevil homos mount seminal fluid-enshrouded dildos
Norman Bates transvestites dread mics like dykes do pipes
2015 poetry transgenders with street cred of Bruce Jenner
Candy bar poets as useless as 8-month pregnant porn stars
Ghostwriters of faint rhymers punch as hard as bingo cards
Masses with petrol/matches as witless as retards on crutches
James blunt darts like gay zealous Christians, keenly pointless
Erectile dysfunction prowess, verses dormant like sickle crisis
Rappers as potent as imported drugs from foreign countries
Lyrically whole industry needs to go bankrupt like Trick Daddy
ASAP like Rocky, nowadays anyone can do it like tavern Karaoke
Soprano mobsters are really homos on HBO like Ali G as Bruno
If this was Iraq war strait these soldiers be called back to states
I piss urinal raps on these wack cats like R. Kelly without Flomax
Drowning Whitney Houston emcees with visions of dead seas
Heartless adversaries, enemies with cardiac crises of Eddy Curry
Deficiency of damned, all smoke like powder in LeBron’s hands
Apollo Theatre amateurs too inept to fu** with Mr. Sandman
Faint-hearted nemesis do not want to Buttheads like Beavis
Foes that test me fail miserably like Stevie Wonder at DMV
Battle me and you’ll travel thru Annie Wilkes roads of misery
Full-blown faggots catch friction like homos without KY Jelly
Wigs split till craniums are bald-eagle endangered species
Egg shells cracked, scalps extracted from skulls in two flaps
Executioner axe draws very near, I pap smear pussy peers
Magnetosphere disappeared, spears razed protective gear
Smith&Wesson M&P semi-automatic thru pair of your Asics
Windpipes choke after tips of bladed jargon spoke to throats
Purgatory fiery landscapes exacerbate, flames grill tailgates
Hand-held scud missiles turn one’s blood vessels into pixels
Feminine cats get train tracks derailed like Jennifer Anniston
Opposition looks like victims of Hiroshima atomic explosions
Lacerations excavate lunch from stomachs like dissections
Chest cavities left heartless like carcasses after autopsies
Insurgencies in peace treaties’ rallies end up in mortuaries
Carried in body bags from place of discovery to cemeteries
Masters of ceremonies’ necrologies recorded in obituaries

Dope

Featherweight foes can’t fu** with Mexico’s Akebono
Anthony Perkins homos try too hard to play a psycho
Heidi Fleiss hoes in financial woes blow but won’t swallow
Cannon fodders’ playing days are over like Kenny Powers
Emcees think they’re Gods but they’re Atheists without a prayer
Nicked young adversaries all Swaggy P but rhyme like Iggy
Timorous rivals hit pad once a month like their menstruals
I have more lines in my IPhone notes than their rhyme books
Battle-ready troops shook soon as mad cow beef is cooked
War Machine raps, bloodsplats of Christy Mack without Tampax
Brutus assassin on shootin’ mission of Lew Alcindor as a Bruin
Bullets thru flak jackets, slashed brains drip plasma into goblets
Air raid hand grenades cut lives short like abortion blades
Pump potassium solution like IV’s to arteries till torsos slump
Autopsy orders’ tape-recorders record ghastly slaughters
Peers on morgue tables naked like parents of Cain and Abel

Paulie Malignaggi feather-fisted enemies of amateur pedigree
Ja Alan garbage emcees verbally incompetence of Greg Hardy
Scarlet Letter skirts in Skechers, Mayweather women beaters
Matt Barnes fake tough guys picking on old geezers like Fisher
Derrick Gordon gay ballers hate practice but love to hit showers
Squared-circle Yusaf Mack homosexuals grief-stricken by denial
Faggots love semen, all about the Juice like Epps and Simpson
Vivica A. Fox .50 beefs, skinny jeans so tight pussies can’t breathe
Adversaries of Lil’ Fame like Jamal Grinnage permanently damaged
Gates of hell ajar, rap czars behind Dennis Rader homicidal bars
After I free murderous verses like justice system did Oscar Pistorius
Archrivals shook like snitches with their names in phone books
Walrus penis down nemesis’ esophagus, deep throat gag reflexes
Foes in jaws of defeat buried waist deep like dwarfs in toilet seats
Battle-shields incinerated like shorelines after Gulf War oil spills
Call these Vietnamese raps because they were quick to peel cats

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Lyrical Latin Lunacy. Barrio brethren. Like that Hispanic headbanger in Dead Presidents – that’s how we blow up spots! Lets keep rippin' this joint Rhymin' Bestia!

You know there's a market for eight month pregnant pornstars hahahaha

Shits dope though

Chickenheads better make me a ham and cheese, and only market they should be in is of the poultry kind. But I’m sure there’s some depraved heads out there that have that fetish. I’ll stick to honeydips like Serena Williams – muy fit and thick from the lips to the biscuits!

Homosexual detestable faggots worse than Pacquiao animals
Video hoe foes act like Tony Soprano but are as tough as Meadow
Justin Bieber superman lovers, offspring of transgender mothers
Ted Cruz pussies allege to killer bee sting but fight like Tatyana Ali
Advocates of Labiaplasty, adversaries as masculine as Avon ladies
Cowards claim to pack heat but are petrified of burger grill flames
Mere mortals try too hard to be what they’re not like Rachel Dolezal
Gats passed like venereal disease before squeezed, quick to cop pleas
Missy misdemeanor felons share cell with Martha Stewart in prison
Skylar Diggins feminine hygiene ballin’ out closet like Jason Collins
Pedophilic predators fondle cocked hammers like Army doctors
Pugilistic imposters, only gloves worn are of Hamburger Helpers
Emile Griffith sparring fags, lips bloodied like vaginas on the rag
Bricks to grills like Reginald Denny at Florence and Normandie
Plexi-glass jaws shattered, inert anatomies sliced then scattered
Caskets inapt after remains vaporized like death stars do tiny planets

Feminine dykes gripe on mics, contrite icons of gay rights
Vito Spatafore faggots with tooth aches for Johnny Cakes
XX chromosomes as feeble as Clark Kent with a cell phone
Alexis Arquette men bark like mastiffs but tread like kittens
Vagina valor, anal whiskers sheared with bikini trim razors
Fake tough guys as womanly as slit between females thighs
Non-existent testosterone levels, street cred of The Bangles
Milli Vanilli Grammys, they speak on condition of anonymity
Summer’s Eve Natural Douche emcees are not lyrically filthy
Limp Bizkit lyricists, Dolce & Gabbana queers’ same-sex trysts
Linda Lovelace deep throat skills, lips camouflage semen spills
Ice Cube actors of rappers, jelly roll soft like Janky Promoters
Golden shower devoured like R. Kelly on elevated watchtower
I have these pussies in check like OBGYN, Dr. Moreau’s Island
Torture souls in caves of sorrow, torsos riven into camel toes
Timorous foes get annihilated like forty-nine homos in Orlando

Foes with big egos claim to be ballers but they’re no show like D. Rose
Self-professed inner-city heathens as malicious as Walt Disney villains
Futile dialect they flex is useless like Mariah Carey with no soundcheck
Pussy grease like Kim when tagged-teamed by Big Poppa & his Lil’ Cease
Fred G. Sanford big dummies try to buy ounce of coke with Pepsi money
Cervical cap cats think they’re bulls like Sammy but I smell Gambino rats
Frank Costello infiltrators try too hard to be a Don like Cheadle in Traitor
Fainthearted cowards are pretenders like entire troupe of The Departed
Whitney Houston emcees will not be able to survive fatal verbal tsunami
Lyrical Hannibal cannibal will quickly alter rivals to Del Monte vegetables
Why they want to do battle with a male lion when they rhyme like Tyga?
I’ll murder these little rascals for $50 like Alfalfa, massacre by euthanasia
Kojak kinsfolk after I hack wigs with axe of Durotan in World of Warcraft
I traumatize these kids because I’m Brad’s pit, lock-jaw boa constrict grip
Heads with clefts laid to rest while plasma smears their bullet-proof vests
Adversaries cease to exist like millions that couldn’t get on Schindler’s List

Real Housewives of Atlanta like Porsha, Cashmere G-string divas
Emcees sweet as cookie sheets, whistle-blowers with NeNe leaks
Transgender escorts lookin’ like Caitlyn Jenner on their passports
Vaginal juice out their pores, hardcore to them is Charli Baltimore
Warped Massengill masculinity, Bob drag queen gender identities
Botched sex-change deformities, supporters of LGBT communities
Britney Griner gets more pussy than these faggots in laced panties
Ventriloquist dummies speak but only on conditions of anonymity
Harvey Levin gays plead 5th rather than face this wicked wordsmith
Unrestrained flames of WTC planes to abdomens like hunger pains
Silica attacks fibers, pneumoconiosis to one’s lungs like coal miners
Heads bludgeoned to pulp fiction, concussions of volcanic eruption
Brains stabbed thru ear, cells scraped from opening like pap smear
Throats from necks severed to cervical spines, condensed lifetimes
Wakes in lieu of sex tapes after I wrap these homos with AK drapes
Closed casket funerals after rivals get cancelled like ABC did Scandal