Official Freestyle Thread

yo, u need to put these freestyles in your hall of game.../
classic moments,..my raps are timeless an priceless,...no words can explain.../
How I freak this,...fuck it,...It's cuz I know all yall's weakness,.../
fuck u up,...my guns r more chunky than blue whale's washed up on beaches.../
fucked my teacha's.../
never quit beating ya,.../
always beat the clock,...I'm the special feature.../
what you've been waiting for and ill give u more when i feel its time,...never rhymed a whole page to myself before.../
washed ashore,...fuck u shamu,...dun chilled at seaworld.../
san diego california,...a dope city,...i know the dopest girls.../
all up and down the coast.../
my sex skill's cause quake's an tsunami's,.../
san andrea's?...yeah u can blame that on me.../
cats aint to fond of me but i got an appetite for sex cuz thats all that I wannabe.../
A pimp,...an u know it.../
show respect if i show up.../
im the 25 year old, native version of "Sho nuff".../
hall a fame son,...you get so happy u shout when I show up.../
act like your 3 years old an shit,...some hyper ass grown ups.../
just bring your girls,...you know who,...the ones that dont make me throw up.../
i gotta go,...11 minutes,...i fucked up but i dont give a fuck cuz i dont eat donuts

peace

yeah bitchez!!!, got a whole page!....one

but every other post u just said "yo"

thats how i time it...double post.....methical had way bigger pages.,...yeah,..u know about the double post I do. peace

yeah!

ayo I got two hands, two thumbs and eight digits
fuck ya crew, run in with two guns and safe digits
aint tellin where it is? ill have to slap him stupid
Valentine's Day Massacre, Shrap is Cupid
shoot you in the ass, but not with darts of love
send your heart a slug, I wrote the card with blood
Heartbreaker, hardened mug, iron shank with me
Ya so-called art faker than Tyra Banks titties
Ima spank Whitney, ay bitch, rocks aint shit
Domestic Violence bitches sayin Bob aint shit
shout out to kids thats digital cross the nation
clips is digital, delete on minimal provocation
combination punch, knuckle sandwich for suckas
get ya army ate for lunch, left- right handin ya supper
swallowin ya fuckin teeth like grains of rice
felt an itch, had to scratch em, my brain has lice

Soul Saga
My scriptures predate your Lama
Impeccable Armor
Most respectable persona
Verbal Calligraphy
This is Sunology
98.6 heat
solar flares in my arteries
Aurora in my retina
Heart borrowed from Checnyia
Palestinian throwing hand
Mecca's devout messenger
Picture the Sun's Revival
Scribes recording my ancient recitals
Master of 360 plus 5 styles
Pentagram Blades and projectiles!!!
(I'm mad wild)
................
The Sun is Coming
Look to the East

yall think im bummy, hmmm, yall live with mommy
wrap my dick wit money, aint finna give ya bitch a tummy
ya whole click is bummy, tryna eat my food, BASTIDS!
bred for battle bitch can't beat my brood, BASTIDS!
move faster, fuck outta the way hoe, beam halo
still rockin a shirt that says Free Yayo
y'all live under a rock, or in a fuckin tent, bitch
even blind dudes see I remove teeth, fuck a dentist
I meant it, I make y'all dogs mad like rabies
when they bitch start poppin out half white babies
Shrap is back like Mase be, left Heaven dirty
yall act type crazy but can't get 7:30
on the microphone, man, just pass that shit
light a bone, DAMN! "son pass that shit"
so ima pass this shit, to whoever'll take it
spit whatever, get naked, just so you dont fake it... NAHIMPLAYIN

I come with the sickness sneeze and vomit on bitches,
play crickets getting digits from old women in britches,
life is business business is bit by my pitbull mixes,
sounds exquisite while midgets spooning on meds,
I throw rocks at feds just to see them turn they heads,
bust nuts off of roofs so eye can fertilize the truth,
look up in the air as I verbalize my boot,
up ya ass passing through like flatulant gas,
and serve ya ass like a whore having a blast!!!

Master Treazon, the high exaulted on another level, genetically altered/
the last man who tested faltered, went mute never spoke again/
'til i prove my worth, rappers will continue to get choked again and again/
cant threat with a can of whoop-ass, son i already opened ten/
im lyrically advanced one glance at my rhymebook son'll shit is pants/
stronger than atlas i lift more body weight percentage than ants/
destroy with just a thought in my mind like i taught Yoda/
disentigrate ya ribs bend you over to lick your own choda/
clearly your in the wrong boat, 6 lit sparklers shoved down ya throat/
fuck quotation marks cuz Six is the only man i quote//


2 edits = typos im tired as shit

Ooh, Thats That Loose Lips That Sunk The Boat
The Titanic Ship Was Said To Be Supposed To Float
But Nope The Tip Of The Iceberg Is Like Dope
The Real Problem Lays Right Underneath The Surface
Hot As A Furnace Rap Tourists Need Rhyme Insurance
And Assurance That They Wont Get They Mind Worsened
Lines Like An Ant Farm Colonize The Camp Harm
Any And All Rats That Fall Into These Traps
Warm Ups Just Thought I'd Warn Ya Who Be The Destroyer
Core Of The Earth Warmer Mourners At The Volcanic Portal
Call In Late Tomorrow Because You Stayin Up Late Tonight
My Words Flow Like A Cordless Phone You Just Cant See The Lines
No Disrespect Mine Is Like A Candy Store I Got All Flavors
You Can Inspect The Letters With Your Lasers And Still Cant Faze It

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Originally Posted by Skale

ayo I got two hands, two thumbs and eight digits
fuck ya crew, run in with two guns and safe digits
aint tellin where it is? ill have to slap him stupid
Valentine's Day Massacre, Shrap is Cupid
shoot you in the ass, but not with darts of love
send your heart a slug, I wrote the card with blood
Heartbreaker, hardened mug, iron shank with me
Ya so-called art faker than Tyra Banks titties
Ima spank Whitney, ay bitch, rocks aint shit
Domestic Violence bitches sayin Bob aint shit
shout out to kids thats digital cross the nation
clips is digital, delete on minimal provocation
combination punch, knuckle sandwich for suckas
get ya army ate for lunch, left- right handin ya supper
swallowin ya fuckin teeth like grains of rice
felt an itch, had to scratch em, my brain has lice

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ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit!!!!!, fya

shiiiit fya, jump the trip wire, stab the sergeant
crib fires for big liars, hit ya lab wit arson
hit ya back, i lace this, throw timbos
throw bimbos out of fuckin closed windows
blow indo, doja, kush sess im a soldja
leave you froze up, confess that im colda
soldja at the slave auction, they coughin
wasnt even worth nuff to get brains off him
but I can get a soda, sprite or 7 up
obeyin his thirst for dick, 7 what?
sorry I had to, grab ya hair and then slap you
scalp you, have ya rockin an Erykah Badu
grab you by the Roots, You Got who?
I'm Notorious, mothafucka Who Shot You?
I Shot You like double L, with the double 2
Wasn't Careful of the click-click of my W-
E-A-P-O-N
he's gay, he won't win
watch me smoke him, rolled in his own skin
knowin he's posin and that we own him
blown him out in one toke, what a joke
I crush his folks, twist em up, leave em bustas smoked

Here go the insane loco/
starch collar polo/
ninz gotta man rappin high on a solo/
flex hard wit bolo/
aint got no logo/
passin off chocolate bagged on rolo/
Shareegan dont miss the mark on any man/
styles is crazy to crash emcees like the jets of Pan am/
so you can come up-go ahead wit the drums up/
science like me laces you down to your funds up/
get fucked up/
sent home on some shut up/
now you know me-/
sciencitifc and holy/
rap heaven sent to sink the rest like moby/
the Pow papa/ callin' your braggas and you boppas/
when they popp up/
make like a mobb scene shot up/
five seal raps have points like a bar/
connect the points and youll have a star/

i'm a deep spy somethin like i navy seal
i give chills, F.D.R's New deal
a heavy hitta a killa bee yet un named
destroyin house hold sinkin terrain
u ma-dames aint got shit on this nigga
i got an itch on my finger so quickly pullin triggers
i'm to raw from here to venice-zuela
shootin grandmas for fun in spanish abuela
i'm hell-a raw got game so i'm hoopin
cum up in yo eye so u can see me shootin
i'm a menace worse than denis lyricaly insane
i'm the Real big Tyger the one ya'll cant tame
souls i devour wit lines that drop like meteor showers
as i tell white boys fuck white unity is all bout black power