Official Freestyle Thread

(ten minutes tops) if shit gettin hot...
this bitch gettin shot, turned to a liquid spot
thats what the gauge do when you take two
from the sawed-off barrel, the buckshot ate you
phase two, laser guns sunder ya lung
lace you with the razor from under my tongue
I don't hate you, you just an easy target
Vegetarian fag chokin on the beef he started
Rage through hallways on any and all days
My way motherfucker, is anyway, always
And any day, could be You-Die day
Die on your birthday, intestine comin out sideways
No doubt I murk dey and dem know mi badman
Bumbaclaat batty bwoy dem know me haffi hangman
Choose the vowels first, A E, ShrApnEl bay-bee
Phase three, foul curse that make me scrape these fake G's

thats ill skale, nobody's gonna own that freestyle...im going back into retirement

You can't retire, mothafucka you on fire
For real you'd set the retirement home on fire
Sirens blarin, everyone starin
Old folks catchin heart attacks, noone carin
Sicka you ain't done yet
You a young vet, that bwai that run shet
I mean shit, son, you's insane
Blaze a freestyle son, spark up ya membrane
Hard nuff to bring the dead pain
Get em corpses moanin
Like bitches thats deep throatin
A mothafuckin elephant gun
Do it for fun, retire? thats irrelevant son
I command ya to open fire, bring some more shit
They don't even smoke trees, we smoke entire forests
So come on and bring it... you know you with it
It aint over til I-Legit's fat mommy sing it...

ima take what i want as i go tho.../
380 dont know who's friend or foe.../
blew my lil brotha's nose off before the ninja could count his toe's.../
foster parents didnt have a clue what to do with the omen known to u as "Wu".../
"Hefner",...the man,...so they just bought me a polaroid, and some film and dropped me off at the wrong school.../
never came back.../
these hotties saw me with my back pack.../
asked "what's inside",...so I pulled out a xtra large bag of hats.../
we got busy,...right then an there../
lunch bell rang,...5th period,...we didnt care.../
i said, "yo, lets steal a car...so we jacked a dope ride like an escalade.../
prolly some cheesy ford explorer,..i cant remember cuz it was 4th grade.../
yo,...had some mean ass sex tho,.../
tossed those hoe's like frisbee throws,.../
played some golf with my boto.../
thats philipino,...it means I gotta big dick..../
an big ol nutz for u to suck cuz im the king of this 10 minute freestyle shit "bitch"

PIR
peace

SHIT BITCH! Faces and asses git switched
Breakin these bastards in half with twin fists
Box cutter hands, you boxin with butter hands
Slip off the butterfly while I shank up ya mans
You sting like a butterfly and float like a rock
Sicka got the pipe, you get smoked like a rock
So heavy, I'm like Chevy, built like a rock
And this Chevy Chase a bitch down and whip out the cock
blow all over her face, or get the power, click blam
pieces of hoe all over the place, thats some foul shit man
I know you know about it, know I'm mo than bout it
Turn a hoe out, just shout this, "yo I'm bout it bout it"
Pass the peace pipe, smash the street life
Got that rap crack to get these fiends right
Hear my bat smack against the side of ya skull
Thats the last thing you hear, brains on the side of the wall

a fuckin monster

yo, monsta fo sho.../
lyrics overflow Wu Co..../
aint nobody throwin down as dope as shit as u thrown down before.../
cept me,...but that's just life.../
like a sunburn,...expose your self to much you get more blisters than "herpie bitch" livin at the junkiest Indian housing site.../
wear my ray-ban's.../
my war bonnet an chain worth 3 grand.../
mad wu wear on plus a G unit head band.../
ill take your skate board an hand plant while u tryin to learn how to bust an ollie.../
i can 360 kickflip crosswalks on the regular when im not drunk an falling.../
shit almost rhymed,...fuckin hands are hurtin from these lines.../
fuck it money,...freestyle with u tomorrow or some other time,...im officially offline...

peace

yo skale

yo my bza

he be on that Montreal bud.../
im the original BC hydro thug.../
fillet u on hastings while rockin my black.../
bottles of oxy's for the native cats.../
25 cents a milligram until it arrives in bellingham.../
80 for the green so u know we natives make hundreds of grands.../
got hundreds of cans.../
oh boy,... keep collectin.../
like a wooly response your shits continuosly rejected.../
staff of rap,...MRSA infection.../
fuckin give up dumby,..your lost,...tuff shit it's called "natural selection".../
me an skale connecting...your shit outta luck,...but in case your forgetting.../
we aint nuthin to fuck with.../
hit u with one of my blunts an you'll hurt more than any pistol whip.../
lyrical gift,....whatever,...its' nuthing...
7 minutes homie,...Sicka's still stunting..

PIR
peace

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Skale

yo my bza

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yo, what it look like shrizap...

7 on the dot...im so damn hot.../
nevermind

bitches still fronting like we aint on the mega shit
itch ta kill something, chainsaw, I make it rip
skin these lames raw, make they veins spill
out of date suckas rockin 88 names still
call me Grandmaster Cut Off Ya Hand Bastard
you can run bitch... but my mans faster
faggots saw us and ran faster than gold medalist tracksters
I HOOOCK-SPIT, let the chrome metal hit bastards
cocked dick and let they bitch get splattered
she can be ugly, shit, son it dont matter
to me I makin things clatter, clap like an STD
failed ya science exam, dont try testin me
we sicka than that Ebola, the virus
you can't see us, I put a hole in ya iris
the crown I hold it like my dick, King Midas
turned my nuts to gold and still jack thee for thy shit

damn wut da fuck.. trippin out ... i luv weed dat is brown .. makin out my own sounds.. like cereal ; fruity loops is my alternate source 4 ... music.. just luv 2 use it .... i be makin sounds so stupid... and let them come alive... as if it were mummified ... painted a picture dat when da light is on... do not come .... inside .... or wuz it da other way i dont know im high .. .. i need a light ... 2 show u my life.... and da way i write..... sip and wait ... or wuz it 2 late... erase da mistake... fuck it throw it away... da other day just got laid ... nice piece of ass... we smoke out and had a blast.... shit i wuz her first and last... had her on my lap.... she wuz fucken not on her rag.... so .. every thing wuz quite amazing... had her screamin tellin me she wanted my baby ... also... she licked da nuts yo.. !!!. so wonderful... guess wut.. i wuz wit her cousin though ;yup a stuck up hoe... like biggie smalls : unbelievable... produced by dj premier... back 2 da lesson ... of 2 day... dis girl.. wuz nothing sheer so i gave her a beer .... it wuz weird... sum sort.. miscalculation... devasting melo dramatic depression.. change her .. .. out of da blue... had me guessin.. when out of nowhere... started caressing.... she told me ..... suggestions... as if she were a secretary... answering receptions... and i wuz da boss.. she let me toss... had her ... up on top.... we fucked till we dropped.... i called all da shots.... pimped her .. then took her 2 her moms.... Her booty wuz da bomb... had her walking wrong.... she got n trouble....i needed a body double... i forgot 2 use da rubber....

I gave ya'll a second to breath,
voice flow's through the wind like a malibu breeze.
fuck these commercial tap raper's,
that spit so shitty, sound's like it's ass-backwards.
Bus pass for these whack cracker's,
yeah I said it, I attack slacker's,
I takle them down, like a 49'er's line backer.
im providing the truth,
im sick with it,
doctor told me im Ill,
so I stick with it,
flip with it,
rip shit with it,
Im ready to merk the fucking script with it.
Do the right thing,
and take that pre shit back.
cause I'll merk you on the spot,
and I'll be back like cooked crack.
best bet it to shut the fuck up,
cause if you ain't gonna say nothing,
then you best back the fuck up.