Official Freestyle Thread

Stop your lifespan with a revolver hidden by the nightstand
Target practice where you and your wife stand
she's enticing but i can't have the cake and the icing
Turned her out know she a dike and driving without a license
To kill my additudes real versus how the phoney feel
Coming for that Lil Jon grill the Eastside Boyz killed
Hung from heights tha'll make you appreciate life
Slugs thrown at crowds like wedding rice
Flatline you right a white chalk outline
Rip out spine fatality specialist lines
Sometimes i'm lukewarm best belive all spooks warned
Before those vaginas are torn memorial mourned
Setup shop then swarm prime example i'm pass the norm
i get props while other get popped bodies fertilized the soil and brought forth corn

when these monsters form, we be comin like a killa swarm
put more than nuff mothafuckas to sleep to fill a college dorm
while u was sittin on yo momma couch watchin porn,
i was clothes hanger stabbin some crack babies unborn
scorned by love, accepted back into hate wit open arms
tryna pull my strings ill leave a bitch wit a broken arm
chokin haze while u bitches must be pokin H
out a cloud of smoke i blaze a K and blow ya face-
right the fuck off im bound to buck off without warnin
leave chunks of your body in a storm drain this aint no warnin-
this a promise, peks man, ill get in yo head like stress man
knock the groom out plus the best man wit my left hand
fuck these game playin ass bitches leave em layin in ditches
ill fuck u in your ear hole leave your brain needin stitches
pee on bitches like R Kelly leave them rottin smelly
wait til u get knocked up then gunshot u in ya belly

BITCH!!!

the human humidifier high quality spits speed up the economy
Monstrous image limiting the beasts brutality
We were hosed for wanting equality the nation knocked our nationality
hatred still applies once my crew was infiltrated with spies
the fame designed to fuel the genocide
Niggas blinded by machines generations of babies born with polluted genes
materialistic fiends only concerned about the latest kicks, and jeans
give me a minute to breathe and coach the self centered
They rejected words drew weapons and i escape injured
Thoughts hindered pride spit on the cement
Money hidden like guns as the well aware represent
Kings, and queens sold their people to ships
Cats lack knowledge of this the projects are imprisonment
I've given gifts to be shunned, stunned, and almost hit
a target of the natural born killer establishment
Raising my rent hating the fact my windows covered in tint
Pulling me over pissed I'm driving a chromed out land rover
I keep composure drunk, or sober I'm a soldier
were all whores pimped by the government exposure
fuck a rap battle I'm struggling financially no more getting over
They keep us under murder cases increase every summer
look at these fool living at their mothers house driving a hummer
No hate taxed for every cake i bake crumbs they take and partake
percentage for everything they've mastered the ace

Dangerously throw ya topics I cop it like a catch
From Steve Young, Steve McNair, just know I’m there/
Check the way I’m manning the gunship like a gunslinger
Wit skills I’m winning like the Knicks used too/
View me through peer lenses I end cha sentence trample wit pencils
I pen wit skills I bend cha like magneto spit cha credo I’m greedy though/
Put cha back down in the grave save the world in 5 minutes a day
My life is live as the TV is reeling on the reel of life/
Twisted spit cha physics matching wits with the lyrical widget
Gadgetry be optional poetry like the bat mobile/
If you want cha split I’m the razor, the sword that’ll do you like the swizz
Your cheese with holes in it like diamonds I shine your just a chip off the block/
If I rip then you just slip on ice get cha soul caught I am that precise
Sold you like an NBA Team and recouped my residuals like a business do/
Get cha point of view skewed by comments spewed, steaming from shit misconstrued
So if you get the blues get the blues and sing the blues like Andre do/
My flows are lines that pump through the veins of hip hop
Whenever I drop I put cha self in the middle of plot watch cha body rot/

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Originally Posted by SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS

Dangerously throw ya topics I cop it like a catch
From Steve Young, Steve McNair, just know I’m there/
Check the way I’m manning the gunship like a gunslinger
Wit skills I’m winning like the Knicks used too/
View me through peer lenses I end cha sentence trample wit pencils
I pen wit skills I bend cha like magneto spit cha credo I’m greedy though/
Put cha back down in the grave save the world in 5 minutes a day
My life is live as the TV is reeling on the reel of life/
Twisted spit cha physics matching wits with the lyrical widget
Gadgetry be optional poetry like the bat mobile/
If you want cha split I’m the razor, the sword that’ll do you like the swizz
Your cheese with holes in it like diamonds I shine your just a chip off the block/
If I rip then you just slip on ice get cha soul caught I am that precise
Sold you like an NBA Team and recouped my residuals like a business do/
Get cha point of view skewed by comments spewed, steaming from shit misconstrued
So if you get the blues get the blues and sing the blues like Andre do/
My flows are lines that pump through the veins of hip hop
Whenever I drop I put cha self in the middle of plot watch cha body rot/

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Shotty Pop, hit u in ya Potty Mouf, dont get Rowdy Now...
or i'll have ta get bouty bouty, and collect the Bounty Prolly
don't look Akwerd , or get ya Binoculars so u can see my Posture
Plot Yer' death when i Stop yer' Breath is when ya get Rotted Flesh
Allowed ta Rep, my city Now n Then, Crowds of Men get tooken Down a Peg...Or Two..lookin Out for tha Face of You, so don't run Away but Prove ur sumthing that can face the Mus-ic, you Bitch...Loose lips get two clips

State cha name, watch me propagate
Fire out flows like the Wingate opening up the bottle we call fate/
Raise the levee hit cha heavy debut wavy caps Jeremiah right when he’s wrong
Smoke the darts in a bong watch me Hawthorne catch me a Capricorn/

Spy glasses on as i hinder contenders pop arm sockets torn
Tongue sore your advantage to sabotage the odds and perform
I'm pass norm far from normal natural for me to storm
rhymes new born units distorted your blown gone
unable to bow or bail a loser unable to excel
my deeds are known speeding home from a horse that's pale
Burning spots like cell riots for days nothing was quiet
Or silent lying beasts dying for our own moment of silence
Limp biscuit holders shots cross out soldiers
the evil die older as the world get colder

Professor the greatest..greatest of the Professor..chose ya pick::
A newbie 'green' behind the ears like da 'boogers u losers pick'::
Who's off with thoughts..brought forth 'cold' Lyrics like 'north'..
Professor's sought the so called illest just to murder em for sport..
Yall 'worth the wild'?? Maybe..after ya limbs n guts in da 'woods' stockpile::
Pro stop smiles with hot styles but this aint Pop....child:::::::


new here..lets's get the battles going

rhyme blow so hard got them callin me a-no-b
Amazon deep keep my flow real nast-y
super classy, with a diamond coated piper,
hit the shit quick and put it back into the cypher,
emcee sniper, intellect find writer, professional storybook hype-r, blind sider

super-hero rapper better think twice, this time i'm hard knockin shine fine, rhyme gneiss,
duffled bagged millions keep robbin' like deniro, undefined phrases like x divided by zero

mic in my southpaw, rap ripsaw, uncontested crystal method, lyrical lockjaw

got the tighest rhymes on the planet, open your head and expand it, rock hard 19 year stale cracker
hoppin the race border cause i'm the whitest known granite

preposterous philosophist, with shit dripping out esophagus
poetry in motion, gold coastin, pig roastin', heavy handed, in the zone, i'm the rhyming rosetta stone
overblown cyclone storm through your to your parietal bone

back blast from an AT-4CS
power packed from the chrome shred your bulletproof vest
contest the best, infest, intelligent test, unload your warchest, let to rest, any emcee from the east-coast to west.

dope

Crossover ankle breaking pain aching dribble raps
Double back shots splatter knee caps
Ice breaking freeze cats icicles on hats
Polar solar soul abduction so you won't properly function
Heavy crush on frame conjunction niggas saying nothing
Wall street wars let's split figure fours
We document whores on tours
Video high quality the scholars me
Burn bandits to ashes cremate deliveries
Pop em while they're popping ecstasy
Dash with Stacey tasty attitude hasty
Feds shake me lately the bugs planted
over stand this mantis preying on the mantle branded
Kick balls players drop to the floor screaming doo wop
Too hot blocks swept as i relaxed with pep and her pops
American dreams vanish and tarnish once we shot
Fireworks emcee's hit desire purks by fires we lurk
Curtains closed as exposed rappers run to church
To repent on the way out we spray clout against defense

On the a scale from 1 to 10, I'm like a 5.3
Droppin' lukewarm rhymes that I provide for free
Perform live for a fee, but I'd rather flow online
Kill the guy above me, or bring it back in one line
I remember this one time, when a guy said I dumb
Gave him a death threat and posted a picture of a gun
He didn't want none, 'cause I E-thug so ferocious
Sold too much crack, I don't know the total gross is
The flow's explosive, I can't give you too much more
Time to cock the calico somebody's knockin' at my door

That shhh above was nasty

Beer in my bottle cocktails thrown at a stuck up model
i fucked at a hotel in Colorado after i wrote a rocky novel
She called it trash threw her out going nowhere fast
Rubbed the genie bottle for one wish endless supply of clips
They appeared in fear i jumped feeling stumped
Weeded out and tired from fucking the cunt
Lit up a blunt blasting "one" feeling superb
Lights on my nerves i fell back and observed words
From wise poets devoted to codes of honor
Next morning in the hood came the karma
Out there with no armor just fire, and power
Shot dice with Haitians my bankroll towered
Didn't understand the creole but felt aggression
as i dipped with my paper other hand on my weapon
Repping protection i was tackled in the intersection
By some dread i put to bed with an interception
Learned my lesson another day another blessing
In the hood during "scary hours" ain't no half stepping

past the dome with a pretty in pink floyd frank loyd android, pumped like brains when i'm insane a sonic youth take'n steroid. am void but i'm still here prepared for the declared, see squared confused like short fuse to confuse fully flared. be sure the golden bear strikes your power is center, popped off poppy seeds of tai chi and the killer bee. killed.

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Originally Posted by J.T.S.

That shhh above was nasty

Beer in my bottle cocktails thrown at a stuck up model
i fucked at a hotel in Colorado after i wrote a rocky novel
She called it trash threw her out going nowhere fast
Rubbed the genie bottle for one wish endless supply of clips
They appeared in fear i jumped feeling stumped
Weeded out and tired from fucking the cunt
Lit up a blunt blasting "one" feeling superb
Lights on my nerves i fell back and observed words
From wise poets devoted to codes of honor
Next morning in the hood came the karma
Out there with no armor just fire, and power
Shot dice with Haitians my bankroll towered
Didn't understand the creole but felt aggression
as i dipped with my paper other hand on my weapon
Repping protection i was tackled in the intersection
By some dread i put to bed with an interception
Learned my lesson another day another blessing
In the hood during "scary hours" ain't no half stepping

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Best Bet is ta Stick n Move or you'll be caught in Death's Ritual
Dead in less then a Sec cuz u didn't Watch ya Step n Crept in tha Room
no one likes Secrets, nor do they approve of Liars,
this is my Life's Deepest Desire like tom cruise in Jerry Macquire
Carry Attire that will Bury ya Fighters , so i Dare ya ta Try Yer'
dumb shit in my Presence, you'll get ya Tounge Ripped for Testin'
get the program or Flip a Whole Gram, if i was alive in 70'z i'd be a soulman