Official Freestyle Thread

Am I takin away from the board when I'm bored blabbin my brain bubblin up like a pot a eggs bein boiled/
my plan's foiled and I'm made out of tin, I run on oil
but the tanks out and my status is uncertain.

Ramblin on throwin darts to the dome of e-emcee's elegant like Elliot Offman I'm wild.
Uncontrollable, incourageable, I suck
what the fuck!
Killin myself in my own freestyle, just my luck

I stuck the knife in in an effort to win - sin's around me
I'm floundern as I fall down, no angels around me - there's the devil
But I was a straight up dude, until my status just fizzled, knocked myself out like Greg Louganious with my head to the board

I'm fuckin bored

I should get back to work before I got to work at some convenience store





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watch me set it n forget it
the nicest mc on the m.i.c. pricks
got more game then two sport athletes
you a punk who can't even begin to compete
street dreams got you dreaming of schemes
tryin' to come up like ya dick but can't even get cream
you can listen to my first track and can't comprehend
you cockin' ya neck back like chicken hens
swallowing more cocks then the flu
this ain't news, but i just destroyed you
n ya whole crew dissed you like being picked last
left in a body cast, heads you know i bash
making out with the cash like a heist
you can't even reach like nba height
touchin' me? like a stick up not quite

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Originally Posted by Fensocket

Am I takin away from the board when I'm bored blabbin my brain bubblin up like a pot a eggs bein boiled/
my plan's foiled and I'm made out of tin, I run on oil
but the tanks out and my status is uncertain.

Ramblin on throwin darts to the dome of e-emcee's elegant like Elliot Offman I'm wild.
Uncontrollable, incourageable, I suck
what the fuck!
Killin myself in my own freestyle, just my luck

I stuck the knife in in an effort to win - sin's around me
I'm floundern as I fall down, no angels around me - there's the devil
But I was a straight up dude, until my status just fizzled, knocked myself out like Greg Louganious with my head to the board

I'm fuckin bored

I should get back to work before I got to work at some convenience store





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PROBABLY JASPERV^

IT WAS ALRIGHT MAN

Fuck Fensocket With The Apollo Rocket...
Im The King Mother Fucker, U Cant Do Nuthin To Stop It.../
Im The King Bitch, I Run The Fastlife An All U Do Is Talk It././
An Talk Shit, Fuckin I Unno What Else To Say Ima Go Take Me Some Cock Hits.../

yo i ain't bitin Big L/
and stop rappin cuz your career jus fell/
yo you and Cockrocket(fensocket) should team up since you both love dicks
and your terrified of chicks/
my wordplay is brought to this world to slay/
what do yah know today is your special day/
smite you with my sword and leave you to decay/
you mother fuckers are faggots/
your addicted to cock like addicts on rock/

yo i kill and abuse bullets is wat i use/
to fill da 2s, u r my muse/
against a choke artist u would still loose/
wen we infect ya set betta protect ya neck/
but yet u didny no my intellect cos wrek/
I spit rounds to shit on clowns like nas i git down/
will the dope MC's stand up...why aint u sittin down/
yall be in a critical condition wen im lyricaly dissin/
cant hit wen u spiritualy missin im litealy pissin/
Infamous sends it gentle ha attackin wit pens and pencils/
with FYT gangstas rap men and instrumentals/
im known for killin and spillin EZA the infamous/
spit good shit GZA into this even RZA spin to this/

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Originally Posted by Sword-Master-36

yo i ain't bitin Big L/
and stop rappin cuz your career jus fell/
yo you and Cockrocket(fensocket) should team up since you both love dicks
and your terrified of chicks/
my wordplay is brought to this world to slay/
what do yah know today is your special day/
smite you with my sword and leave you to decay/
you mother fuckers are faggots/
your addicted to cock like addicts on rock/

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thas pretty dope dude, if u didnt bite big l i believe u.

im not actually gay,..i just get sick of cats with fag raps who dont know what else to say.../
so i been agreein with em,..makes em shut up quick..../
but the reason your girls not home now is cuz she's luvin my dick.../
i agree fensockets a fag...,
sick minded fuck prolly married to female dump truck with pussy hole that could swallow a keg.../
all blasted open,...poor kids lost.../
swordmaster36 on point, slay the fag with the ox,.../
fuckin weirdo's these days,..we need to eliminate their ways.../
like rats in a maze, punk mother fuckers trapped in the temple an like there here to stay.../
no way,,...i aint havin it with u punks,.../
fuck wit sword 36,..PIR an Sick an you;ll get your fukin afro's slam dunked...

peace

yo wuts this in my pocket/it appears to be a brown hair locket/ from this girl named marg-aret/ she gave me brains and i licked the ass/ gave me the corn hole lane but talked with sass/ three blunts a day son you know how we blaze/ smoke more pot then the indians ate maze/ come with wack rhymes and i wont even faze/ limp punchlines that fail to effect/ like the gentleman visitor, you being nice is the long awaited but never arriving solution/ for you dumb motha fuckas thats called an allusion/ a reference to a nother literary piece/ gather round and lets have a feast/ on the bones of wack mcs who try to step/ 1 to 1 odds that ill be better yet

listening to rass kass "soul on ice" so thats where im coming from as far as flow http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uplo...1143282554.gifhttp://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uplo...1143282554.gif

go wooz, go wooz

i dont know what the hell u just said, ...
got my gloc spot on yo head, infrared dot, put one in yo head.../.
you'll never see me comin...cuz i dont jerk it in front any guys.../
had your honey bunny muffin suckin my dick till it dried.../
out,...I have no sperm count.../
fuck billions of bitches an never have kids,that's what im about.../
where i live bitches carry guns an maze, .. thats thats how they keep sex safe..../
an you'll never catchin me eatin pussy, thats my cum that u can taste.../
last night nailed your moms and spooged in her face.../


peace

nothing i hate more then being round a fucking runt/ "is you stupid? pass the fucking blunt"/ herb kids fucking up the circle/ 20 minutes later laughing like goddd dammmn erkel/ if anyones listening, would pay 60 for some purple/ like red said, smoke buddha ya/ till ya hit it, wont know what itll dotaya/ maybe give you wings and let ya soar/ if its good itll knock you to the floor/ and take you to unimaginable places/ black, white, fuck it all races/ can get blunted and leave the optical sensors stunted/ i fucking love smoking weed/ nothing could replace, its my stead/ been two months since i had under a g/ bought so much i should get it for free/ a fucking vip shopper/ on my sales alone, dealer goes to foot locker

yo isnide of this place i keep bread from lyrics a spill/
ive lyricaly killed wit significant rap spiritual skill/
im sick in the head i geuss tht means im verbly ill/
bills like my pen homein in on the spot/
step and get ya dome knocked from the poems ive rocked/
from the peeebles ive thrown from the stones tht ive dropped/
pops lay u out wit a threat get u stabbed wit a knife/
im sick son i caught aids and still passed it onto my wife/
we makin money snatchin purses pullin the heists/
rollin off the dice son im rollin real nice/
on a verse a kill straight swift to reveal it/
but i dont rock ice i jsut steel it/

yeah

its on in the building, sicka's on "cold chilling".../
masta emcee, kids cryin "get on with the killing.../
so when i approach my opponent they run like jesse owens'.../
my peeps run the streets, no use in hiding cuz we know where your goin.../
I just keep flowin to the rhythm,..keep ho's obedient with hypnotism.../
like the colors of a rainbow,..like a prism light flows and revives organisms../
from atom's to bacteria, insects to animals.../
human beings to extra terrestrials u see on sci-fi channels.../
life moves on, good an bad.../
struggle an strength written down on a pad.../
sometimes i dont know, should i deserve to live.../
fuck it,..im here to luv my fam an children and preserve happiness by teaching the kids how to give

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