Official Freestyle Thread

skills are needed for this type of shit most rappers think they got it but nope
they slip and fall on the banana peel
and then feel the blood in they mouth cause they got thier teeth knocked out
freestylin is what im all about
everywhere we go ppl wanna know who the fuck we are
so i tell them that i am a genius the older gods taught me throught their psalms
fuck around with me u face 36 palms
and then i release and feel chill and calm
writing more gospels
and meditating with buhdda
smokin that guhdda
also check out my sig cause
cuz terry crews will get ya booty loose and
have you spillin out booty juice all over the shower
of the prison
ya trapped in the prism my style of terrorism is worse than a jihaddist regime
killin more kkk than an atom bomb
i love how i got my style goin on
the universe is vast
and time moves fast thats why i move at the speed of light
and fuck bitches while they tight
sit back and smoke ya crack
and stop talkin smack its chillin time
so we get up here and start killin time
and right now im out so ill be silent like a mime

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Originally Posted by J.T.S.

Good looks fam

Mc's get muffin baked muffled on skates pump slump em for papes
bloody his bapes if he don't escape the blows of apes
straight out the cage you ain't made you's a man's maid
sweeter than lemon-aid i slash you lemons with blades
a thesis to praise flow seasoned like Sage
refuse to move the fuses let loose on stage
so face the dust once i race n' rush
in my hands he placed his bucks as if i gave a fuck
know he's stuck basically a sittin' duck
married to the game without a pre-nup
gee's up paid in full God raised your crew
i flip like keith murray hittin' a hater with a bar stool
my squad is def so were not hearing you

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Nor Fearing You, but Best believe were puttin tha Fear in You
and Yes J.T.S will Make it Clear ta You, if ya think were not Serious Foo'
were tha Nearest Near tha Purest of Pure and right Here is Where we Rule
we so sick they aint neva gona Invent tha Cure for Who? J.T. n WnD..Uncurable...Unstable Too, so say they True but we just Say tha Truth
Shake n Bake n Juke, n Make ya Break ya ankles dude, Shame on You
for trying to make a Name for You, thought ya Knew u can't defeat tha Undefeatable

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Originally Posted by White N Dangerous

Nor Fearing You, but Best believe were puttin tha Fear in You
and Yes J.T.S will Make it Clear ta You, if ya think were not Serious Foo'
were tha Nearest Near tha Purest of Pure and right Here is Where we Rule
we so sick they aint neva gona Invent tha Cure for Who? J.T. n WnD..Uncurable...Unstable Too, so say they True but we just Say tha Truth
Shake n Bake n Juke, n Make ya Break ya ankles dude, Shame on You
for trying to make a Name for You, thought ya Knew u can't defeat tha Undefeatable

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unbeatable beasts with swords at shows we slicin' cords
peace Dangerous lord rippin' shit open like the tusks of wild boars
we rhyme gore diggin' the deepest in the chests of the weakest
no cannon features just jeepers creepers art of leakers
flyin' like rondo here's a parachute watch em jump off the condo
heavy fallin' sweet emcee's it's pastry mauling then we gone yo'
cookers cookin' mouth watering dishes poison your fishes
brand new workout plan to withstand the manual fitness
profit of traps snack on those who step in my habitat
rip off your arm hand it back he's the madden of rap
lyrically strapped decease your pack seated in the back
of the cadillac gladiator gravitating gravity back
give me promotion or i'm coasting pay the cost
Costa rican women get me off at halftime with sauce
then i'm back in the game framing frames vandals off

my spirit rides in the wind goes with the flow
comes from within whenevr i decide to let go
blow artical after article split sub-particles
then I spark a few until my eyes have a dark hue
brains blew after i hah-chu laugh after i blast you
so lo and so true knowledge born i push thru
i keep cuming and dumping sexy shit ya girl loving
pumping and spalunking i swan dive in that hide
my slang hang glide surf the tide cowabunga
dude don't mean to be rude but the flow will drag and tug ya...

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Originally Posted by MosHigh

my spirit rides in the wind goes with the flow
comes from within whenevr i decide to let go
blow artical after article split sub-particles
then I spark a few until my eyes have a dark hue
brains blew after i hah-chu laugh after i blast you
so lo and so true knowledge born i push thru
i keep cuming and dumping sexy shit ya girl loving
pumping and spalunking i swan dive in that hide
my slang hang glide surf the tide cowabunga
dude don't mean to be rude but the flow will drag and tug ya...

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dealing with stress that's massive the passive people blown like gasses
neutralize em live televised on channel five for the masses
you'll pass out after i pass this my poetry too classy for classes
bring the clashes leave you ash-less awake to flaming matches
Controlled the drill quiet before i let loose shits chaotic as prison riots
fish the diet secrets hoes tell in the Hyatt both of em wired
bringing the wire drama lord of karma cannons fired
who's the don? your luggage bombed know you have expired
destined for hell Spawn armor protecting my inner shell
heavy shelling tellers who tell pronounced dead I'm toking el's
the vocals deafened ears so who's the best this year
vets with spears maniacs, and menaces without fear
sparking committee's committed to committing verbal murder here
beyond the call of duty throwing bombs like Doug Flutie
watch the stadium explode as we drove to the next zip-code
yours truly got hacked for acting unruly hit with multiple clips bro'

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Originally Posted by J.T.S.

dealing with stress that's massive the passive people blown like gasses
neutralize em live televised on channel five for the masses
you'll pass out after i pass this my poetry too classy for classes
bring the clashes leave you ash-less awake to flaming matches
Controlled the drill quiet before i let loose shits chaotic as prison riots
fish the diet secrets hoes tell in the Hyatt both of em wired
bringing the wire drama lord of karma cannons fired
who's the don? your luggage bombed know you have expired
destined for hell Spawn armor protecting my inner shell
heavy shelling tellers who tell pronounced dead I'm toking el's
the vocals deafened ears so who's the best this year
vets with spears maniacs, and menaces without fear
sparking committee's committed to committing verbal murder here
beyond the call of duty throwing bombs like Doug Flutie
watch the stadium explode as we drove to the next zip-code
yours truly got hacked for acting unruly hit with multiple clips bro'

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it's the imperial with serial material mayhem manuscripts
direct the light into different shifts for the audience to witness
spliif lit wolf face ID read proceed with haste
tango with the devil in the pale moon fresh wounds ya mouth will taste
never out of place command the area where my feet land
touchdown i spin around spike the Earth with my brand
leagues fatigue trying to prosecute the justice i receive
Little Brother you can't stop me so just sit back and watch me succeed
warrior intellect deadly arts i perfect wreck vets and any caliber prowlers
magnums have them on excursions trying to dodge my excaliber
highlander last stander crash course i endorse all slander
mustang nose smoke will choke ya folk raider behavior is my standard...

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Originally Posted by MosHigh

it's the imperial with serial material mayhem manuscripts
direct the light into different shifts for the audience to witness
spliif lit wolf face ID read proceed with haste
tango with the devil in the pale moon fresh wounds ya mouth will taste
never out of place command the area where my feet land
touchdown i spin around spike the Earth with my brand
leagues fatigue trying to prosecute the justice i receive
Little Brother you can't stop me so just sit back and watch me succeed
warrior intellect deadly arts i perfect wreck vets and any caliber prowlers
magnums have them on excursions trying to dodge my excaliber
highlander last stander crash course i endorse all slander
mustang nose smoke will choke ya folk raider behavior is my standard...

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the place exploded when i reloaded devoted to devastation
Slam a beck's to knecks til' their the next hospital patients
this gospel is ancient to artifacts my heart is black
better cover your scars from cracks or wifey won't take you back
these rap niggas lack substance in tracks while i'm stomping the wack
rollin' thick in the jungle lounging where my enemies slack
unaware of a prowling cat four leaf clovers couldn't save em black
blaze em rats cops coming so i put my haze in hat
you ass crack emcee's coming with crap
i'd rather battle shaq we can original gun clap or bang with bats
so make an option there's no stopping me from making your body temperature drop
hit your pork with chops feed you to wolves on blocks
cause nothing lasts forever like the reign of crooked cops
that'll stick you for work extorting your knots
everyday a dimes dropped and a snitch is stabbed, or shot
so the real deal is to make it out this bloodclot
this ain't home it's homicide central bodies under docks
a dirty biscuit watch someone pick it up like funk doctor spock

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Originally Posted by J.T.S.

the place exploded when i reloaded devoted to devastation
Slam a beck's to knecks til' their the next hospital patients
this gospel is ancient to artifacts my heart is black
better cover your scars from cracks or wifey won't take you back
these rap niggas lack substance in tracks while i'm stomping the wack
rollin' thick in the jungle lounging where my enemies slack
unaware of a prowling cat four leaf clovers couldn't save em black
blaze em rats cops coming so i put my haze in hat
you ass crack emcee's coming with crap
i'd rather battle shaq we can original gun clap or bang with bats
so make an option there's no stopping me from making your body temperature drop
hit your pork with chops feed you to wolves on blocks
cause nothing lasts forever like the reign of crooked cops
that'll stick you for work extorting your knots
everyday a dimes dropped and a snitch is stabbed, or shot
so the real deal is to make it out this bloodclot
this ain't home it's homicide central bodies under docks
a dirty biscuit watch someone pick it up like funk doctor spock

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hot shit j!


on FullTilt Gimmy Mochips is how i'm built
stack attack i check raise snatch the pot and just blaze
no joker champions of poker are getting broker
ghostface leave no trace of my pocket ace before i flip it over
cold shoulder hot hand making even legends stand
no matter the brand deal the cards all in a 100 grand
i see thru shifty eyes and the ones that look dead inside
trying to hide their fear when i decide to call their bluff
after i win i like to wait to cash in til these fools had enough
chips i cuff while sippin' white tea in my cup
laid back haters i attract try to read me it's too tough
even make Phil Ivey cuss saying damn this man's game is too much....

better step cowards i don't respect flowers my rep towers expect showers for hours
without a middle-man my riddles slam maximum power
so let's ride on comrades that switched sides and cowered
a rider without ambitions still thowing chickens in flour
make sure the pan's cleaned or i'll react like jean grey
x your professor stretcher for cross-dressors
there will be no successor in a ditch i left ya
with a look of defeat two hours later roses and white sheets
burn em like heat never was racist everyone has the same color meat
your skinned alive if you refuse to retreat tortured in a front row seat
'you dis me better be prepared to apply for disability
very few have this agility to get off lyrically
police be busting off fearfully mothers mourn tearfully
when i die pour out a beer for me remember the hood times
dope rhymes, bomb sour, and plenty of dimes
frenzy of nines queens reading my mind

I fuck shit up when I stomp into your town
cold bonkin motherfuckers I aint making no sound
like a master assassin
wack rappers I'm blastin up side the head
tongue lashin leave em dead before they step out of bed
claiming that they got street cred
and blaming me for all their problems that they have
aint know it was the snow crash
messing with the lyrical lion
leave wack emcees frying like I'm cookin up some eggs
cracking heads
misleading the misled

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thought you had it locked that's when i'm proved them wrong
Broke in the dojo 20 strong you and your students gone
give me mya then i'm moving on you can dance with the stars
prace on you par jack you for your car after i put your face in the tar
you look great with scars i visuilize success then break em with bars
barricade em hard we barge through barriers lyrical air-craft carrier
Murdered the captain he was mourned by america
Stay on that dog-shit like a terrier laid up with erica
I'm after you running to africa sudan to be precise
living the hard knock life that's why i hammer the mic
dominican dimes put em to sleep when i give em the pipe
next a brazilian she grillin'til' i'm fufilling her feeling
she got open from words of a genius that was Cold chillin'
she blowing the god smoking La with a darkman that rolls with the mob
a king rocking timbo's my fam is royal mos def were black stars
shatter your dreams dream shattering frauds your too fragile for arms
unrealistic like the cosby kids guard your ribs or get em broken bitch
see me with a smoking chick toking piff head getting blown to bits
the key to winning a war is being emotionless scrolls are sick
Die for who i'm rolling with cops come i hold my stick
fro out like shaft your girls fiending to smash she braided my hair fast
then when i'm dome i'm on the run like makers of counterfit cash
emcee's be so booty they rap with their faces in ass

know there's no stopping me
I give verbal colonoscopies
and when they listen to me
I literally give wack emcees epiphanies
till they realize they're lyrically limited
see you cant rattle me
when you battle me
I'll kick your ass harder than Italy kicked Sicily
the chance of you winnings smaller than a fly killing a chimpanzee
or a toddler transcribing the Odyssey into Chinese calligraphy
so get this through your thick skull aint no way that your beating me
cus even if you spit fire I spit cancer and HIV
the situation is dire if you use your mind wastefully
you cant follow me faithfully
your minds hollow don't wait for me
or I'll have you busting rounds at nothing like schizophrenic infantry
so those that diss me are only shooting shots at shadows and shit that don't exist
see those that aint heard me yet are unaware blissfully
but I burst out the speakers and kill those two bit emcees

simple objects of animation, subjective mannequins
evil's process of habitaion, connecting man and sin
we strive to justify ourselves, embracing acts of war
survived by sucking dicks of rich 'n breaking backs of poor
deathless torture, fantasies, attempts at forging amnesty
insubordinate sanities, is death your source, your hand that feeds?
that wretched force that spans the seas, disquised in blackened shrouds?
that's spreading sores and mad desiese, enticing massive crowds
your faith is stripped 'n stands before you naked and ashamed
the dignities of righteous men, now raped forsaken names
the winds of hell will carry cries that fall on empty ears
as endless souls are burried by the squals of every fear
we're face to face with death itself, which can't discriminate
our hearts are hard 'n filled with hate of all diminished faiths
while weakened and fatigued we're badly bludgeoned up with fists
this dungeonous abyss is where humanity exists
jus look at us, the mutiny, the wickedness we do for free
the viciousness, the nudity, but soon we'll pay the dues 'n fees

my vision is futurisctic i can see death these thieves stressed
kneck to kneck with tree connects always chiefing the best
never bet on life my lyrics so live you could televise what i write
rock opposing emcee's to sleep on the mic fuck your plight
ain't no love when he touch-down give me the trophy by sun-down
watch the pigs raid the lab not one gun found
bitches jumping for my balls like rebounds got weed by the pounds
tracks like trump stacks cut em like crack so they can't come-back
inhumane when i go insane doc's saying relax or relapse
had to strangle em fool got me confused with eminem
an end for all men who be so pussy you'd think they ate it before they were rapping
napping on pillows soon to be bloody like li'l kim my style stay ugly
crack your fucking face with a coffee mug if you try to mug me