Official Freestyle Thread

In the womb, i was cold chillin' in mercury
Incognito negro fuckin up shit purposely
My amigo's lethal, holdin steel in swollen linen
Cults of klu klux crews cuffed wit us winnin'
Nickmane is "big" par, leaves in ci-gar's evergreen
I'll "rock" you bitch ass niggas dead, and never "lean"
Rock the "switch fast" niggas, get pimped, we flipped on'em
Dumb dukes drooped they shorts so low....they tripped on'em
The house got floor boxes holdin more oxes than home depot
In my notepads, i got more lead than chrome heat holds
Valuable to me, like a archeolgoist's untensils
As a child, i had to stab this college bitch wit two pencils
For steal'in my rhymes that i put real in...
Reveal'in you pussies like lift'in up skirts an breakin heels in
Now i'm take'in pills an, gettin diesel like eighteen wheelers
Smack'in the old g niggas who once, fuckin tried to seal us
These hollow gumball verses i peep is too sweet
All taste'in the same, no carb shits got me too weak
Waste'in the game, cum sprinkler, how i'll lace'em wit shame
Bout'to take one to the highway, an put his face in the lane
Profits i "gain" like that laundry detergent, u know i'm searchin
For rare goods like a foreign merchant on corners lurkin
Canadian weight pusher, how i "bare hoods"
Come'in through towns like i'm on tour, save ya?
I think prayer could...

fuckin fire bro. i forgot your old screename.

ayo biggie an noel' dirty recognize the real seven thirty ..../
runz thru my blood yall fagz should just pack your shit and drop out early.
for real b, what i got up my sleeve'z is unearthly like camden newjerzey
got that no mercy flow from the dro makin fake'z say "please sicka dont hurt me".
:yes:

never served ki's but slanged stones mothafucka i told ya
bang chrome and stomp bitches thats the life of a soldier
u gon be a shot witness i handle the fo with the quickness
split u hoes leavin stitches leave u dyin moanin in ditches
beholdin the fitness with which im slayin u faggots
snail brains catchin these slugs to end up layin with maggots
leave u worms sore cryin like bitches in the burn ward
pay me ho's, cleanin u out is my daily chores
im cleanin house, bustin rounds, i buck u down
u suckin down on a barrel thatll leave u underground
have a mothafucka found but he cant be identified
but thats what yall get for thinkin i can be defied
my presence cant be denied, youll be destroyed
armor piercin bullets deployed thru all your boys
sicka the war chief, mista big and N.E.L
plus no-el u hoes tell cuz u bitches scared as hell

Who be holding the devil's emblem, and still has the heart to go against em..
Wicked intensions as i'm releasing tension on ten men..
Grimey like gremlins, fatal shot sending on the revolver i'm depending..
Fuck opinions, i got cases pending, rage passed down from descendents..
Lending helping hands to ladies thighs, energetic, and equilized..
analizers who analize my life wonder why i haven't committed suicide..
Knowing i'm screwed inside, my enemies run but can't hide..
i ain't letting shit slide but manure, i'm an overdoer..
Married women screwer, m.i.l.f. motherfucker..
Any to any sucker who want beef i'm serving hamburgerhelper!

big spoke holdin di-down ya hurred?

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Originally Posted by SHRAP

never served ki's but slanged stones mothafucka i told ya
bang chrome and stomp bitches thats the life of a soldier
u gon be a shot witness i handle the fo with the quickness
split u hoes leavin stitches leave u dyin moanin in ditches
beholdin the fitness with which im slayin u faggots
snail brains catchin these slugs to end up layin with maggots
leave u worms sore cryin like bitches in the burn ward
pay me ho's, cleanin u out is my daily chores
im cleanin house, bustin rounds, i buck u down
u suckin down on a barrel thatll leave u underground
have a mothafucka found but he cant be identified
but thats what yall get for thinkin i can be defied
my presence cant be denied, youll be destroyed
armor piercin bullets deployed thru all your boys
sicka the war chief, mista big and N.E.L
plus no-el u hoes tell cuz u bitches scared as hell

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:chef: fuckin cooked it Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!

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Originally Posted by "SiCkARoCkS"

fuckin fire bro. i forgot your old screename.

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Dead President-i'm bout to change it back in a couple weeks, i jus gotta get Big ben to change my thread name back to Dead president's politics.

Once apon a time, i went in more mouths than dentists
Now notepads is maxed out wit more lines than tempist
One on ten.....i'll have a crew "bungee jumpin"
Once they "jump" me they "bounce", or they get....done on in
Then i get up unphazed, an pull artillery
Triple death wit basic guns, each bullet killin three
Spillin thee jello in ghettos like nazis but i got a reason
These lame fucks is tryna "smoke me", an i got'em wheezin
The only way i'd give one a lift is if they pass sum weed in
Once they get in i go in they pockets and have'em pleadin
"Take what u want"...." Just don't take out the steel"
If they rich, i'm a Mcdonalds robber how i "take out" the "mill" (meal)
Just give up the bank number, and they wire the money
Act funny? my guns sound like the drum of energizer's bunny
I got bitches hangin on my back....like a gorrilla baby
Jealous niggas talkin on my block how they'll kill'em maybe
But the only thing they ever shot....was pool in a basement
One on one wit no guns i'll lay'em out cool on the pavement
Yo these lames know this already, i had to let u know
That if u come'in in here to rob me, i ain't gone let u go
I'm make u strip to yo boxers, and send some fags in
To take yo temp. with they dick in yo mouth and ass then
While you balled up in the corner, cryin an gaspin
I'ma spread a rumor that i heard u sighin wit passion

My flames flame and cremate mc's who make threats..
Even the opposite sex respect the tactics of a vet..
Enemies jet before i inject em with the venom..
That has no remedy, see em in the red zone yelling..
Obsentities, been spitting for an entity..
Entered different chambers, to escape i had to react violently..
My queen wept silently as i was captured by captors..
Beaten bloody for refusing to give info on my master..
reacted in laughter as i was shackled in chains..
Feeling pain as diggers hit my flesh, wounds fresh..
Knowing this is a test, to see if i was the best..
For 7 days i was tortured, unable to rest..
In the darkness i heard footsteps and a recognizable voice..
couldn't see i was blind-folded but offered a choice..
And if i refused i wouldv'e been killed..
Freed to learn more skills i swallowed the red pill..

this aint poem or battle sh-t
i just wrote this quick sharpenin my sword today-

-stingin beats the DJ bring, OTB got mad arrowz
swing on emceez like Vijay Singh and Vladimir Guerrero
chek it-
this iz the leak of a new era
feed a penis to Vida Guerra and re-free the freak in Cristina Aguilera
no fakin-
i'm ill, not your marginal rap singer
still takin longer to get on than Cardinal Ratzinger
what-
throw hella darts like a young Shawon Dunston
burnin like Bunsen
you frontin - i catch wreck like Roy Campanella and Thurman Munson

OTB - live and uncut

noccaz here me spit and say i got the gift like cate blanchett
politic wit mud slingin' and be a candidate to get your ass whipped
six ways from sunday, id roll up in hyundai
hand in my pants reminiscent of al bundy
my girl look like ashanti wit a body like buffy
she like it dirty so i fuck her when im musty
trust me when i say you beating me will be the day
vegans will eat steak pigs will fly planes
bitch im rick james, spit nothing but flame
got nothing but game, a gorilla untamed
mental case when the bass is turn up a taste
this aint a scene its a goddamn arms race
my wallet is bulletproof jus ask ghostface
i carry 5 nines like royce, wit a blade just in case
these cake noccaz need a slicing, murks'll do'em right
i conquer like napolean and explode like dynamite, gosh

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Originally Posted by murkoutz

noccaz here me spit and say i got the gift like cate blanchett
politic wit mud slingin' and be a candidate to get your ass whipped
six ways from sunday, id roll up in hyundai
hand in my pants reminiscent of al bundy
my girl look like ashanti wit a body like buffy
she like it dirty so i fuck her when im musty
trust me when i say you beating me will be the day
vegans will eat steak pigs will fly planes
bitch im rick james, spit nothing but flame
got nothing but game, a gorilla untamed
mental case when the bass is turn up a taste
this aint a scene its a goddamn arms race
my wallet is bulletproof jus ask ghostface
i carry 5 nines like royce, wit a blade just in case
these cake noccaz need a slicing, murks'll do'em right
i conquer like napolean and explode like dynamite, gosh

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Fuck yeah!!!!!!! Off trhe muthafuckin chain man.

I walk into the room, take a piss on the bed
Call me Amare, cuz if you sleepin i shit on ya head
Shut the fuck up, i breathe laughin' gas and can't smile
You might think different, but yaw domestic cats jus ain't wild
Nickmane is "big" par, leaves in ci-gar's evergreen
I'll "rock" you bitch ass niggas dead, and never "lean
Check it,
Staple gun yo mouth open, pick up the hammer
Bang thick nails between ya teeth, pick up the camera
In a "flash", snap shots shook up yo rep bitch
Every nigga said damn, like they was lookin at breast pics
You "cock-roaches" get of my dick, quit wait'in for crumbs
Rustle'in round my pubics while i'm hustle'in round the slums
All my lines make history, like the ones inside of trees
I'm the caster, you the cast away in my masqurade of schemes
(flow change)
The kid's strong yo, swimmin wit bowlin balls
THe thief of thieves had stolen yaw, rhyme'in lines an diamond mines
In the grey jungle i'ma lion mime,
Chase'in ounces of high dosage, explosive to the nose closest
Nose candy like, three hundred pounders "knows" hostess
I come hype like a crackhead wit a.d.d.,
Smack feds with the back hand, hot lines always attract fans
Sleepin in a trap bed g, only blackman pimpin klu klux klan
Pickin up money in a batman van, now check ya pants

BANG! the starting gun pops, here comes the Gore Cheat
sprinting out the blocks...
Throwing darts down Bellevue, b-ball with the Op
sweating out the night before, raining down the rocks
Your nothing but a course horse running in the race
the trophy's just in sight, the pieces fall in place
you glance back, nightmares spring to life
Von Sexenhausen cuttin up the track like a knife
my cape flapping in the wind, mad style is a must
I slip past, so fast, you don't see me for dust
an alpha ninja, dropping steez creating tension
from another planet, another plane, a new dimension
weak, narrow minded fools await ascension
bearer of the flaming torch, make the right impression
a superhero, liver always ready for a session
running down sunbeams, strolling over rainbows
my shit is cerebral, you just stick to your gay flows...



haha! that's the first rhyme i've ever written, it was fun!
hello everybody, i'm new here.