Official Freestyle Thread

had 2 drop twice, first one got deleted

Dont ask about me G, you know Im a pimp
Jus look how eazy I got this hoe on my dick
Tryna get his skin tone torched, his home scorched
His bitch open, spitroastin on his own porch
Stuffed with dick n dripp'n cum out the mouth
Let you taste it then rip ya tounge out ya mouth
my name aint Dick so get that shit out ya mouth
dicks in ya ass, thats why you shit out ya mouth
Ill stack chips wit rap bricks I flip out my mouth
Get ya mind blown, rhyme chrome rip out my mouth
You said that you can learn a lot from a dummy
So take one in the head, I'll take all of ya money
Just bout nuff to cop a whopper from Burger King
American beef from the cows you is murdering
From ya slaughterhouse ship where u chopped ya dick off
Plastic cock in ya ass to git off, spastic shot'sll slip off
You can never get soft cuz you aint and never will be hard
Sever ya brainstem, aint no waste man you clever as retards
You a cartoon so you know that Trickz iz for Kids
well jizz is for trickz, this kid got the dick
to have ya mom, aunt, sister plus ya bitch all in em bibs
Hungry for my formula, Formula 1 all in um
Ya whip boxcars wit ten of ya mens haulin um

i take my hands to slash neva shake another
the traitor not a snitch i'm the enemy undercover
i hover over coke deals and congregations
puttin ya'll thru class and dumb kids on detention
this is not a resurection never been dead stay kickin
neva will be destroyed of high life i stay sippin
rippin mics sound bites microphones checks one two one two
stay hot like Miami Heat sprayin on a few crews
i'm the mount that dews sweet syrupy my lyrics
danm near close got signed to no limit
but i never reached the mark so i keep on adding
tities in my face but your girls they saggin
cpu is laggin yo membrane can contest my mother board
el coup devile bigg ride we dont mess wit shiity fords
my drive bys are swift only one shoot neva miss
All birds get killed wit one stone but dont confuse this with a diss
i just flick my wrist niggas stop dropin like i'm death
i'm cookin somethin evil like if i was a fuckin chef
but as u can see the lines get darker and deeper
and ya'll aint notice but I AM death AKA the Grim Reepa

ayo, i'm back with the flow, like K-vork out on parole
outta control, livin' life like rapid river ridin', long stridin'
ain't surpisin' that i'm the nastiest, amassin' this
like war troops in timbo boots, guns ready ta shoot
gimme da loot, catch a loose tooth, too much candy raps
phones be tapped, don't talk...my man, he strapped
bust caps in ya back while you be givin' him taps
grimey cats attack, sell crack, get locked...come back
get shot, herbs blew up my spot, now the block is hot
fuck cops, smoke in the dark, spark up weed spots
menthol, alcohol shots...cocaine brain, night trained
insane, no name...unfamous, cliks can't shame us
blame us for the game...name us be the best ya see
FRANKLIN ZOO, my property, come thru, get choked turn blue
crews up in the news, abused used drugs, staight thugs
steal the shirt offa ya back, while staight jack ya lugz

FRANKLIN ZOO, REPRESENT

a, yo, a, yo!

Patiently pacing after patients tryin' to occupy my occupation
Replacing ya replacements facing fists of fury, bodies buried in my basement
Taking spots wit war plots, and lyrical wacks catch a God-smack 4 skillz u lack
Track attacked with tha verbal axe, Other acts step back b4 i react
I never slack when it comes to spittin', tha immortal murder magician
In dangerzones we spar, tactics be so raw their rated R
I'm hated for tha fatal flyin' guilotine execution, fuck shootin'
Spookin' u spooks who don't give a hoot, taste my boots sole
Bars are barbaric and brutal, retreat and gimme tha loot slow
Or else tha scences graphic , ya spleen stabbed kid
U bleed internally in traffic, bloodflows out tha car u shouldn't have started static

when i swing my macheti, i turn everything to confetti
u werent ready, i leave you strung like spaghetti
that shit u spit is petty, str8 shitty, i got no pity
im living in the eternal city setting up my commitee
you itty bitty's cant come within reach of the green giant
fuck your beanstock, i got twin glocks, leave you pheen's silent
i was brought up to be agressive and defiant
if your not complient, thats when i get violent
you'll be effected by force or injury rather then natural causes
im the judge and jury, you better count your losses
im flawless, perfection, welcome to my paragon
my raps date back to the greek days of agon

Watch tha blind-fold from tha ol' dirty drunken style
Blaow! Knock ya out toss u in tha trunk then i'm out
Quicker than a candle flame in tha wind
Hit cha' wit tha same amount of pounds that match tha weight i'm weighin' in
Players are found know dead beheaded men
So go ahead bring drama and you'll get sent to tha trauma u-n-i-t
Stackin' chips hustlin'my trees, so if i catch a body i'll catch a plane
To exit tha game cuz' i'm not tryin' to die in jail like Gotti
Watch my face make tha nightly news, as i'm downin' some booze
Feelin' amused u know tha rules snitch, and u comin' out cha' shoes
So chose your way on how your gonna die today
You'll be another dead joker slayed wit a slug in his scalp, and a bloody toupe

I c sections secrete weapons produce bodily water/
Bitches waitin in line like it was a bookstore with harry potter/
Wrapped around the block nex they wrapped around my cock/
Have em addicted like a trekkie when I tell em my name is spock/
Trick in karate Got my dick in a kung fu grip/
Make a wrong move she'll get blasted it at the tip/
isn it Ludacris we pimpin all over the world in countrys?/
We fuckin models an sometimes we even screwin the chunkys/
Lines in clubs bouncers watch as we enter/
We got guns alone thatll knock down another trade center/
Bruce Lee as I walk the dragon creepin like a snake/
Um real homie u like Van Damne a fuckin fake/
Cut ya eyelids off so u always awake/
Only guns u shootin is fake ones in quake/
Video games are for kids I was a kid eatin trick/
At 4 years old I already had an 8 inch dick/

Ya careers done like Van Damme's, get grand slammed in the dam
Extort cha' like tha Gambino's did Siegal, gimme tha loot man
i'm well known for rumbling in tha Bronx like Jackie chan
A legend like Bruce, enter my dojo and let's see ..
If you'll die from rapid fire like Brandon Lee
I'm tha one like jet, unleashin' moves without special effects
I'm live like Tony Jaa on tha ong bak set
so except my invitation, i got ninja's waiting
ready to cut u all like Dr. Claw, your in tha trance of tha transporter shakin'
fists of fury breaking tha backs of karate kids
Break ya ribs wit Norris kicks, i killed ya master but i let u live

Yo the-mind riot-lazer hybrid-defines science-swing tridents-lock my toungue on hymens
Splice silence provoke violence the artichoke(art of choke) demotes lyrics that are priceless
Da hypeness blinded thightness thoughts of diamonds is why my lyrics stay cold as iceness
Plight hits design physical deathness blizzard of metaphors so besta expect this
Da retched unmentioned potent potions positioned ta perform past perfection -ya disparate
I dissect shit blessed ya soul into three sections-da trinity do you believe what my mouth conceives
I give birth to emcees -so listen im great like Brittan degrade you kittens
You could spend a lifetime or three lifelines to defeat my rhymes but I bleed spines in no time
I blow mines and scold minds mold signs of apocalyptic measures I rock ya skin with feathers
So fear da reaper seepin like liquid tears thru ya tweeters speakers breath da heater

battle to a guy named Hoodz:

'Hoodz' Musta Mis-UNDERSTOOD When i said that He Was 'Clockin Tight'/
Even if i 'left' You spinnin In '360's Clockwise' You Wouldnt Be 'All-right'/
You should Know Not to Come 'Week' Like you Takin '7 Days'/
This Guy Thinks He So 'Fly' That he Should be 'Cummin The Milky Way'/
'Hoodz' Thinks He's Fire? Everytime he Spit's You Just 'Sea Water'/
aint one for 'self hype' But Im the Only Reason this Globe Is 'Getting Hotter!/
'Hoodz' Couldnt 'Legally Score' If he Stuck his Dick in the '18th Hole' of a 'Golf Course!'/
'Hoodz' Couldnt 'Get Wood' If he Ran up in 'Timmy's' House And Kidnapped With a 'Hardback' copy of 'The Source'/
Only '2 posts' When i last seen him, This kid aint even 'Ranked Yet'/
Couldnt get a 'Winning Record' If he 'Taped' the 'Giants Beating the Jets' With a 'Blank Cassette!/

i bust fat chicks with the quickness...

been a while :D

hit the weed smoke/
feel it hit the back of my throat/
this shit aint wrote/
its off tha chain/
betta yet off tha dame/
and if you don't know thats off the brain/
i bet you didn't know that/
your from the garbage i'm bout to throw back/
like a jersey/
i know ya heard me/
im the shit like a terd be/

lmao

pendullum portraits passive extortions awarded arson explosions spoke the ghosts of morbid victims coughing served up Dim Sum the hordes in suits killed'em with swift incisions spewed chunks when eyes saw the Visions! death rattles, picasso faces, last gasps, avacado hangin, eyes open guts danglin rotten rats.. roast then basted.. fallen cats toasted plainly..voices vainly send moistened befriendings to the open book lemmings altered like hemming satellite sending televised ritual settings visual pettings miserable endings radio waves bending cancers are spreading.. we ask questions!! but who answers them?.. tell me ? because its the wealthy the ones living healthy as were melted like nestles in hands that are empty....

My writings elightning minds as i slay vampires after mine, poisonus lines
It's time travel time after i light tha lime, return 2 my prime
Tha essence is a place of grace , for us to stay eternally safe
Til then we break lessons down in front of ghetto gates
Hold tha weight heavy, ready to spit tha murder medley
Rock steady bebop out tha belly, and snatch my celly
Call tha wiz let her know i beat 2 life sentences
Celebration candlelight dinner, fill her wit jizz
Eggs fertilized, my wife for life proclaimed with a kiss
I'm out of town reading love letters she sent

My pistol wip leave head sore like vagina,leave dead people on kitchen floor dinner,through bred pistol zero gun hero,scramable when I handle hot pots of oil,lyrics spill out and leave your skin sore boil,best lucky hand's plans never foiled,rhymes leave others skill level spoiled,fear of lyrics leave people's pants soilded,due to fear,never people dare to come too near,gun hero ride the horse one hand,never any golden lyrics too bland,shoot-gun berst disperst on each verse,always too late for hospital or nerse,locked down from jail get my arse out on bail.

Guess what this is based on!

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