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  1. Uncle Steve would say you’re just looking for a...

    Uncle Steve would say you’re just looking for a free meal
  2. How many threads do we have to make before they...

    How many threads do we have to make before they stop being hijacked with posts about politics and riots. I try to show you guys the tits and pussy of Tooch’s local Veronica Corningstone and you guys...
  3. They didn’t scrub it good enough. Here’s the...

    They didn’t scrub it good enough. Here’s the infamous video. NSFW.

    https://www.youjizz.com/videos/shy-wife-strips-30458011.html
  4. Dooch, is that anchorwoman with the bad boob job...

    Dooch, is that anchorwoman with the bad boob job still on the news who got filmed in a wet t-shirt contest in the early days of the Internet? She might have been on in the Akron market. A few years...
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    Well I’m George aka Art Vandelay Hal is Jerry...

    Well I’m George aka Art Vandelay
    Hal is Jerry (he’s single. He’s neat. He’s thin)
    Rob is Kramer
    Brock is Newman
    Skimpoe and Jigsaw are Cedric and Bob the gay Puerto Rican street toughs
    T$A is...
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    I see Rob as Kramer in the first couple seasons...

    I see Rob as Kramer in the first couple seasons of Seinfeld. He’s the weird neighbor in an apartment building across the hall who never goes outside. He does things like making his apartment into...
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    I wouldn’t be surprised if the current neighbors...

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the current neighbors were pitching in to make Rob “get off my lawn”’s dreams come true with a mountain-side home
  8. he said he was on U-God’s Podcast

    he said he was on U-God’s Podcast
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    Sensitive-A, you can’t have it both ways. The...

    Sensitive-A, you can’t have it both ways. The reason the housing market is booming in your area is because outsiders are moving in driving up the costs of houses. How do you expect your used-car lot...
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    Ironically, I was going to ask you what your sign...

    Ironically, I was going to ask you what your sign was, but changed it to the meaning behind your tattoo.
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    I just put the for sale sign up in the yard. I...

    I just put the for sale sign up in the yard. I don’t want to be your neighbor anymore. Are you a fucking woman? Nothing more boring than hearing about someone’s dream. Why don’t you tell me the...
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    We got under 2.7 a few months ago. Not sure where...

    We got under 2.7 a few months ago. Not sure where rates are at now.
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    Yeah the housing market is crazy. Houses are...

    Yeah the housing market is crazy. Houses are going the same day they’re being put on the market for more than asking price. It’s a perfect time to get your house reappraised and get a home equity...
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    Gooch, you’re worse at stereotyping than you...

    Gooch, you’re worse at stereotyping than you accuse T$A of being. Especially since I‘ve already given you the answers in this thread. I said I would live next to you and T$A because you guys would...
  15. Haha. My stud finder was $20+ at Lowes. I needed...

    Haha. My stud finder was $20+ at Lowes. I needed to penetrate 1.5”. My little guy wouldn’t do that. (No little dick)

    Ive put a couple tvs on the wall already and I have some on tv stands just...
  16. I bought a nice 1.5 inch stud finder the other...

    I bought a nice 1.5 inch stud finder the other day. No homo. I have to hang another tv on the wall and my magnetic one wasn’t doing a great job. The walls must be too thick.
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    Sense-a definitely parks cars on his lawn. One of...

    Sense-a definitely parks cars on his lawn. One of which is covered... probably a Saturn or a Pontiac Sunfire
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    Robbie: “I almost died last night. A working...

    Robbie: “I almost died last night. A working class black family moved in down the block. I just got the for sale sign up in the yard before I was murdered.”
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    Hal, you seem somewhat normal too. Fuck it, let’s...

    Hal, you seem somewhat normal too. Fuck it, let’s be neighbors, buddy.
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    T$A... I feel he would be respectful of his...

    T$A...

    I feel he would be respectful of his neighbors. He doesn’t seem to be the type of person that would leave his car parked on the street and never move it just because he can. Although, he...
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    Dick Cooch’s problem is he’s the eye-talian boy...

    Dick Cooch’s problem is he’s the eye-talian boy that wasn’t able to fill his daddy’s shoes. He thought he would just inherit the adoration his dad got. He tried following in his footsteps and at best...
  22. yeah, and george costanza has a place in The...

    yeah, and george costanza has a place in The Hamptons.


    https://youtu.be/d-MtW7hbzWk
  23. I did similar sales a while back. The big thing...

    I did similar sales a while back. The big thing they do is try to pin you down to a payment. Ask you what you are comfortable paying, and they try to get you under that number. Obviously, know what...
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    actually I just noticed this morning that mine...

    actually I just noticed this morning that mine are low and I made a comment to the old lady that we need more.
  25. I no longer have a high-end car. It’s not worth...

    I no longer have a high-end car. It’s not worth it unless you have real money to burn. I do too much driving to have anything nice. They lose their value to quick. My current company covers the cost...
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