ADMIRAL CRUMPLE - 'I'm lifted' (new hiphop sacrilege)

[Rev Jones]

So I was thinking ... what would Crumple Allah be up to right about now?

Lo and behold



I have no words.

[Rev Jones]

But wait ...

it gets worse.



I wanna see a Buzzfeed reaction vid starring Alchemist, Havoc and Method Man.

[noel411]

Mega lolz @ 'new hip hop sacrilege'.

I'm not gonna hate tho. At least dude is genuine off the dome in the second vid, and I've heard much, much worse (including myself, lolz. Not that it's something I do tho).

Any new vids for recent hit singles or anything?

[The Hound]

The saddest part is how crumple goes online and pretends to be his only fan

[Rev Jones]

Any new vids for recent hit singles or anything?

outstanding production values on his latest monster rhyme session




this is what happens when your producer is called Beatahoe


There must be some kind of freak origin story where that hat got permanently stuck to his balding head. I feel like a new Marvel movie is upon us.

[noel411]

^lolz my reward for watching that whole last clip was some bonus gardening and anatomical studies footage. Wtf?

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

We need a wall in the north

[brock]

admiral crumple, which album do you want me to review?

[Rev Jones]

admiral crumple, which album do you want me to review?

review his shirt choices instead

[Rev Jones]

how did I only now discover this cringe fest



when I thought you just couldn't make Nazareth's "Love Hurts" even worse.


just how many xanax are those 16-year-old chicks on anyway?

[noel411]

^lolz that was great

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

gotta appreciate his work ethic and dude has heart. Nothing phases him.

I like crumple allah man

[Rev Jones]

I like his haircut.