Destiny Hope And How I Will Marry Her

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

While a lot of you people apparently want to have sex with Miley you have no shot outside of rape. I on the other hand am a well dressed, courteous, chivalrous knight in a lax pinnie.

Why am I destined to get her?

I don't actually care. I'm not a fan. I think she's pretty but average looking. I think she's a woefully overrated artist. I hate Disney. I think the Jonas guy is a punk bitch. Not because he dated her, but because he's a punk bitch. Now for a while now I thought to myself "Boarz, you sexy mother fucker, you could do better." But today by happenstance I ended up flipping between Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and a special on E about the girl.

What do I find out? We're practically the same person. To a disturbing "God Wants Me to Bang You" level. Our relatives are quick to mention we sang the same song from Annie when we were little kids. What are the odds that "The Sun Will Come Out Tommorrow" would be our childhood jam? That our dogs have the same name.

There was more but its mind blowing nuclear bomb shit. So while you guys can beat it to Hannah Montana I'll be in there like swim wear. You know, riding horses and lying under the stars talking about helping orphans and shit.

Now I just need to meet her. If only to talk to my bros about how I long dicked her in a public bathroom on the baby changing station. And to meet her dad and ask him to grow out the mullet of destiny.

[narc]

a special on E about the girl.

Too bad you're gay

[Dokuro]

While a lot of you people apparently want to have sex with Miley you have no shot outside of rape. I on the other hand am a well dressed, courteous, chivalrous knight in a lax pinnie.

Why am I destined to get her?

I don't actually care. I'm not a fan. I think she's pretty but average looking. I think she's a woefully overrated artist. I hate Disney. I think the Jonas guy is a punk bitch. Not because he dated her, but because he's a punk bitch. Now for a while now I thought to myself "Boarz, you sexy mother fucker, you could do better." But today by happenstance I ended up flipping between Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and a special on E about the girl.

What do I find out? We're practically the same person. To a disturbing "God Wants Me to Bang You" level. Our relatives are quick to mention we sang the same song from Annie when we were little kids. What are the odds that "The Sun Will Come Out Tommorrow" would be our childhood jam? That our dogs have the same name.

There was more but its mind blowing nuclear bomb shit. So while you guys can beat it to Hannah Montana I'll be in there like swim wear. You know, riding horses and lying under the stars talking about helping orphans and shit.

Now I just need to meet her. If only to talk to my bros about how I long dicked her in a public bathroom on the baby changing station. And to meet her dad and ask him to grow out the mullet of destiny.

good luck with that shes a vocaloid you know like miku


only not as cool

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

Too bad you're gay

You thought me watching E was gayer then singing broadway songs as a toddler?



@ Dane
Ikon the Verbal Hologram?

I could dig it.

[Uncle Steezo]

Too bad you're gay

narc can see it, and he's on hard drugs.

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

narc can see it, and he's on hard drugs.

If I was gay why would I want to marry a girl?

You big dirty man.

[Dokuro]

is greater then


thats all i'm saying

there both fakes but Miku admits it

and ill say the same thing for Reina

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

is greater then


thats all i'm saying

there both fakes but Miku admits it

and ill say the same thing for Reina

I'm not disagreeing. I think she sucks dick musically. I'm just shooting for mine.

EDIT: No, I watched the vid. Miley is miles ahead of that shit. Fucking orientals. I was expecting something less shitty.

[Dr. Simon Hurt]

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

http://www.youporn.com/watch/375338/...d=356763&pos=1

More like that.

[Dokuro]

still better

DDR clasic


no one has ever got a perfect and still better then Miley




enuff of these light punches



sing

classic song

[Dokuro]

my point is Miley is not real shes a hologram an elision brought on by here fathers failing carrier

[Dokuro]

her dady wrights the songs then a computer sings it and she takes on the image i wouldn't be surprised if shes a robot

[Uncle Steezo]

If I was gay why would I want to marry a girl?

ask this guy.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

While a lot of you people apparently want to have sex with Miley you have no shot outside of rape. I on the other hand am a well dressed, courteous, chivalrous knight in a lax pinnie.

Why am I destined to get her?

I don't actually care. I'm not a fan. I think she's pretty but average looking. I think she's a woefully overrated artist. I hate Disney. I think the Jonas guy is a punk bitch. Not because he dated her, but because he's a punk bitch. Now for a while now I thought to myself "Boarz, you sexy mother fucker, you could do better." But today by happenstance I ended up flipping between Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and a special on E about the girl.

What do I find out? We're practically the same person. To a disturbing "God Wants Me to Bang You" level. Our relatives are quick to mention we sang the same song from Annie when we were little kids. What are the odds that "The Sun Will Come Out Tommorrow" would be our childhood jam? That our dogs have the same name.

There was more but its mind blowing nuclear bomb shit. So while you guys can beat it to Hannah Montana I'll be in there like swim wear. You know, riding horses and lying under the stars talking about helping orphans and shit.

Now I just need to meet her. If only to talk to my bros about how I long dicked her in a public bathroom on the baby changing station. And to meet her dad and ask him to grow out the mullet of destiny.

Kudos to you good sir. I admire your determination. If you succeed I will put on a top hat just so I can tip it to you.

The closest I got to banging a Disney Star was when I stole a promotional cardboard cutout of Lizzie Mcguire and took her home.