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  1. 11-28-2010, 11:56 AM #1
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    Default $1 for Sex Partners

    I just got a text from my priest....


    If u got a $1 for every sexual partner u've had, what could u buy? (Practice abstinence).



    Hahaha



    So what could y'all buy?


    I could buy a foot long at Subway.


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  2. 11-28-2010, 11:59 AM #2
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    that's a creepy fucking text to get from a priest.

    queen, you can have my foot long instead. i'll give it to you for free
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  3. 11-28-2010, 12:01 PM #3
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    what a goofy ass priest.
    We do it for the people.




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    Two bus tickets.
    "The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."
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    I thought it was cute. Good way to make u think about not having sex. I mean it makes u look back and say to urself, what was I thinking??? I won't make that mistake again! Ha.


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    PRIEST WANTS TO BANG U , HE CALLED U A 1 DOLLA HOOKa
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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    PRIEST WANTS TO BANG U , HE CALLED U A 1 DOLLA HOOKa
    ahhhaaaaaaaaa

    1 dolla for a holla and a swolla
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    i could buy one night with QoP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    PRIEST WANTS TO BANG U , HE CALLED U A 1 DOLLA HOOKa

    Eeww that's just wrong. Ha.
    Quote Originally Posted by WUnded Fox View Post
    i could buy one night with QoP.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry View Post
    I thought it was cute. Good way to make u think about not having sex. I mean it makes u look back and say to urself, what was I thinking??? I won't make that mistake again! Ha.
    What mistake? If you had a good time, what's there to regret, assuming you didn't catch anything?
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    We do it for the people.




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    $5 footlongs.....5 partners isnt bad at all qop

    now if ur talkin footlong soda drink combo with cookies then u loose!
    a.k.a. The Difference saying check out my 1st video

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    a new sim card so my priest wouldnt send me perverted messages..

    ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by TUCO View Post
    $5 footlongs.....5 partners isnt bad at all qop

    now if ur talkin footlong soda drink combo with cookies then u loose!
    Just the footlong.....

    Quote Originally Posted by issues View Post
    a new sim card so my priest wouldnt send me perverted messages..

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    LOL

    I didn't think it was perverted......I looked at it like he's trying to prevent premarital sex......


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